A Fair & Balanced Rebuttal

318  2018-03-22 by TheBlueAwning

I didn't want to but I listened to the 20 min clip of my bashing.

It would be my pleasure to clear a few things up.

As far as any rape allegations are concerned, I never accused you of rape. Check my posts. The next day Keith was the one saying she was much too drunk for consensual sex and married. Keith a liar? I'm not buying it. Never.

I did have a harasser and I even tracked a phony FB account that was part of it from Nassau county to Mohegan sun the same day there was a Jimmy show. They THOUGHT I was dating this girl so they attacked her as well. She told me she hired a PI, she told me the pharmacy burner phone story. I never claimed to have seen footage. I never said it was him on tape, just his car and plates.

He's got SO many facts wrong. He didn't talk me into anything, I gave him the info willingly and was more than happy to.

I never made the claim ESD fingered anybody anywhere. Show me. I never heard of the ESD thing, but way to broadcast it to your listeners.

Why would you tell people I called you "Ol Trejo Cheeks"? That what the first laugh I had this entire listen.

He keeps saying I'm harassing everyone. Can I see this harassment? I posted my shit? Can I see it?

Ok, he's clearly talking about Travis. Explain to me how simply relating how one meets another is harassment? I spoke to Travis last when I still had Facebook a while back. We had ONE conversation and that was that.

Now he's claiming everyone was of age. I'll save this for later.

Why would I want to work at CompoundMedia? Dboi was offered a job there too, he turned it down because he didn't want his name associated with it either.

I haven't been a bartender since 2001. I've mentioned this before, I'll mention it here as well. A guy I knew had a bar. When I was still at Rockstar he needed weekend help and I took the gig for the free cash. It's a fucking bar. And it paid half my rent. I suppose somebody saw me and now it's in stone forever.

Keith The Cop. Verify the story. You were there. Take the 25 Million. You were on the couch with me laughing as hard as I was. Hell, where's Stetten? MELISSA!!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT PAID 30K TO CUT YOUR HAIR??? WELL LISTEN TO THIS!!!!!! 15% finders fee sounds pretty sweet to me.

Bro I can't. My jaw. He got caught with that girl in that Getty Images photo. Stetten saw that shit on Getty and was like WHAT THE FUCK. And it was Mohegan Sun not Borgata. Dude even gotta lie about the casino. I can't believe he's denying that of all things happened. You know that full-on hysterical crying only a four year old can manage? It was that crying where you can only get one syllable out at a time. Like.... "MEL.....SNIFF.....LISSA.....SNIFF....PLEA....SNIFF....DON'T... you get it.

Now he's fucked two of my ex's. Yay. One also fucked Keith for those playing at home, and the other a heroin addict that I forced into a methadone clinic AFTER breaking up. What a douchebag.

"Game on" I hear. I'm going to change the name here to protect the innocent but what about when you told me about fingering "Giselle", who was 14 at the time in your theater. Am I making that up too? Is that a lie? I recall driving to "The Safe Center" and making a statement. Know who drove me there? One of the exs you're bragging about bedding. There's a record of that somewhere. Know where else there's a record of that? Your old iWatch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUMq6imrMmI

Not at all angry. Why would I care about women from 10 years ago. If fucking the other guys chicks determines the mightiness of a man, you're going to have a bad time.

The Cat thing. You don't fly a girl in from Florida and not care. How do you call somebody a cuck when the other dude fucks the girl you flew in.

Oof that was painful but I'm done.

"And now, black people, when I could have been talking about the Austin bomber for the last 20 mins."

edit - proofreading

Also for shits, let's look at what libel means. "There are several things a person must prove to establish that libel has taken place. In the United States, a person must prove that 1) the statement was false, 2) caused harm, and 3) was made without adequate research into the truthfulness of the statement. These steps are for an ordinary citizen. For a celebrity or public official, a person must prove the first three steps, and that the statement was made with the intent to do harm or with reckless disregard for the truth,[12] which is usually specifically referred to as "actual malice".[13]"

My challenge to you. Prove the statements are false.

Ron, Jim, DeRosa, Vos, Florintine, Ferarra, DiPallo or however you spell that cunts name. KTC, Kurt Metzger and others. You go on this show, you're an enabler. I wish there was bigger names but that guest list is brutal.

HERE'S THE BUTTHURT PHONE CALL:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s13NxQd0xrOR

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Here’s hoping this drives anfrenee out of reddit retirement.

Giselle? Why would he finger a deer-like animal?

He spelled it wrong, it's Jizzelle

Yaaaaawwwnnnmm

“Giselle” ...atomic bomb right there

Is that RICH VOS' DAUGHTER?!

HOLY SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s

NO. 100% NO.

Heresch tha thing, Danny...

NO

No wonder she likes dark meat

See, you gotta spend the 250-350 on those Research Agreements and go for the Policy Upgrades. Then you can have the nuke tech and just wait for another country to declare war for like NO REASON and drop nukes on their Pikemen.

This nigga won't see me in red alert tho

See now you're talking turn based vs RTS.

I don't play Civilization.....

I dunno 6 but 5 took me 100s of hours to understand.

At the risk of sounding like a cyberfag, but 4 with mods was way better than 5.

What in the fuck are you guys talking about? Get back to talking about Cumia

Play Civ5. It's pretty sweet once you handle the learning curve.

Civ 4 is my fav. loved stacking tons of guys on one block and wait for someone to attack them. lol

You can stack units in 4? I don't know how I feel about that.

personally I loved it. its 5 bucks on steam. check it out

6 is really good. Give it a shot. The district system is really good at making each playthrough feel different and each city feels specialized. It's a learning curve but you won't be able to imagine going back to not having it.

Gotta get back to the old Colonization and early Civ games. New shit is too convoluted.

Like in real life I make holy warriors from the sand.

Try CK2 for that grand strategy cuzzz

tiberian sun?

Civ, I think

He's mental!

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So many typos fucking Christ. Can’t read this shit. Proof read BEFORE you post idiot.

He's drunk, dummy

There’s no way Tranpa isn’t loosing his mind at this point.

losing. please edit this before I loose my mind.

Lou's

Now I can’t fix it. That was to good

LOUIE BEANS!!!!

Do you think Opie had any idea that Anthony was doing all this shit that you say happened?

They weren't friends. They didn't talk outside of the show.

I'm guessing the iWatch thing is what you were saying Dani found?

Look at the big brain on Brad.

How dare you talk to me like that. I'll have you know I fucked your girlfriend buddy

Oh yeah, well, nobody likes you and you...look...STUPID!

tss yeh tell em about the jerk store or somthin

Notice how he lords that over someone. Remember how butthurt he got even years after Gene Simmons even threatened to do that to the traffic girl?

CHECK out the big brain on Brad

Bret

thats from fawkin pulp fiction.

thats from fawkin pulp fiction.

It’s Brett

We are both right.

When Jackson and Travolta are at the apartment to collect the money from Brett, Jackson comments, "Check out the big brain on Brad," which should have been Brett.

Was that a mistake by Jackson or was it meant to be like that? I always assumed the character just din't give a fuck what the guy's actual name was.

How did you make that connection? I'm legit confused here

He posted about her finding something on his old iWatch a few weeks ago

Damn I mustve forgotten about that

danny's iwatch?

What was on the iwatch?

How important is the iWatch?

A dress...a watch...something about a watch...

Hmm... I feel like there's a lot going on here between you and Anthony.

I just like watching the world burn.

You also enjoy fingering Anthony's anus

I think the "Austin Bomber" said the same thing..

I think the "Austin Bomber" said the same thing..

He targeted black men, too.

You didn't respond to any of the mental illness stuff, or the thing about your girlfriend's dad being a detective. The fact you didn't address that makes me think there's some truth to what Anthony is saying.

The thing is, bipolar disorder - what Ant accused Danny of having - doesn't involve hallucinations or delusions. It's what we used to call "Manic Depressive Disorder" - you're amazingly, Tony-Robins-esque happy and enthusiastic one day, and then massively depressed the next.

Ant accusing Danny of this - whether it's true or not - doesn't affect Danny's accusations; it just looks like Ant is desperately grasping for any mud he can sling.

Yesterdays thread he said he takes only Symbicort and Ventalin (they are Asthma puffers)

Ok. Here you go.

Read my posts. Do I sound insane or lucid?

She was never my girlfriend and her father was not a detective. He's got almost everything wrong.

You don't sound insane, but you don't sound lucid either. Not sure what to make of this shit.

Oh well. I'll accept it blindly since we're talking about Anthony.

Lucid means "expressed clearly; easy to understand."

What don't you understand clearly.

I understand that clearly, Danny. Your posts are a little on the spectrum, that's all. Not saying you're wrong, just saying you're coming in hot.

you don't sound lucid

So what you meant to say with the above post was "Now that I've been outed for not knowing what lucid means, I've decided that you have Autism instead."

Noted.

Gee, I wonder why people find you to be obnoxious and shitty. I came into the thread just expressing that you're a little over the top. Whatever's going on in that head may seem normal to you, but it isn't. You've got a good argument against Ant, it's a shame that you're such a shitty salesman at it.

As for not knowing what lucid is - right. I'd compare incomes and educational background, but it isn't necessary considering your known job history.

Regardless, good luck. Maybe you'll take him down. But I doubt you can achieve that based upon your delivery and ability to find allies.

It's often a good idea to Open Borders early and trade Luxury Resources with other powerful nations to obtain Defensive Pacts. I would follow a Culture path and unlock the City-State perk. Bribe the neighboring Militaristic City-States into allies with fucking Spices and Wine and have my war fought for me by those I really don't care about.

Sound familiar?

WHAT in the motherfuck are you talking about now. Seriously.

Relax pal, just giving you some solid Civ5 advice.

Don't call me pal, only DrSteve is allowed to do that.

1,2 punch. Transma is down for the count.

These are great days we're livin' bros

Were like miserable pale midgets, wandering the earth with bile

First front page now more of Danny bombshells

You're so right, we should all get together at a Dennys or somewhere, take a bunch of zinc and blow each other.

"One also fucked Keith for those playing at home".

Keith catching some shrapnel.

Isn't Keith married to Ang?

Yep.

U ain’t the man

I’m so confused by most of this. How do I find out what this means?

Fawkk year wid a big ol glob of dressin' on dat muug

The real mvp

I thought this was gonna be one of the mixtapes DeRosa made for Patrice. Damn.

You got the Juice now.

The only juice I accept is Turbulent Juice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39R9YLACjJY

CO-FUCKING-CAINE!

I mean I want to believe you but come on, the man offered $25 million to prove him wrong. A man putting that kinda dough up can't be lying. Especially when he announces the challenge on his uber popular alt right trad life style podcast.

There's only two people who can prove it.

Unless the doddering old fuck has keef robbing a bank he doesn't have $25M to give. That McMansion isn't worth near that much, his shitty network can't be put up as collateral. Easy to offer what he doesn't have.

I love how people think a man who constantly lies and fucks kids is going to pay out 25 million on his good word.

Ha ha ha holleeeee shit!

I like how Anthony went on a 3 min rant about how he didn't cry but glossed over the more horrendous shit that was said. What a fucking creep he is

Always has to please daddy

All this stuff has been said before that was probably the only new thing. Now it's just being said again with no proof again. Ant never claims to be perfect and for 20 years people called him a pedo and he has played along on many occasions. Which is why he probably glosses over pedophilia allegations. I remember him saying he would bang someone 16 and 15 in special occasions as the lowest he would go. And he called Danielle bregoli hot and can't wait until she's 18 for porn. This isn't new allegations

"this isn't new allegations" shut up

Fixed that for you my non bacon eating friend

No, he said 13 was as low as he’d go, then couldn’t believe it when everyone else in the studio was disgusted by it. Patrice said something like “you ought to be fucking put to sleep, you fucking piece of shit”.

Yea that video to there was also another video with Patrice with the 15-16 comment

So he said 13 once, then he adjusted that up to 15/16 after seeing his friends’ horrified reactions to 13. Wow, great point. I wonder what his actual lowest age would be?

Half your age -7 isn't it?

Anthony would never go as high as 29.

Bro Joe, shouldn't you be hitting some white trash girlfriend with a frying pan?

Someone fetch me the Michael Jackson eating popcorn gif

Close enough

Danny Ross, /r/opieandanthony Hall of Fame credentials:

  • Had his fruitbowl kissed by Intern David
  • Tricked Intern David into eating his pubes
  • Was behind a lot of truly masterful Bobo torture
  • Sold those Patrice posters from the first benefit show(still grateful to this day that I managed to buy one off of him)
  • Doesn't let anyone, whether it be co-workers, corporate middle managers, reddit autists, Long Island shock jock creeps, or even Patrice O'Neal treat him like a fucking doormat without defending himself
  • Hooked me up with early access to the beta for GTA online when he worked for Rockstar

Feel free to add your own....

All proceeds from the poster went to Patrice's mother.

Since I have a bit more attention at the moment, I'd like to point out that I took that project on pro bono and was absolutely chastised for it after putting up all the money for funding.

Yes. I fronted money to Bill Burr and Bob Kelly. $5,000 was too much.

I believe a friend of mine screenprinted them, thanks for that!

DL?

ahh maybe we got a different year's print. it was a shop out in CO.

Mine was the only official print. Art by Tyler Stout.

How weird! I knew we did some Stout stuff but I'd have to look at my flat file, I know we did one for a Jim taping as well. I'll look through and see if I can pick out the one I know I saw get done in our shop. We never did bootleg shit it was a pretty well-known operation for poster printing.

If it was Jim, that would be Mark Englert for his EPIX special.

definitely did that one! I even emailed Jimmy to see if I could get it signed but never got a reply :(. Pretty sure we did a Patreeky one but it must not have been your print unless you went out of town for prints. thanks for clarifying poster nerd shit.

Fuck that. PM me.

I took that project on pro bono

tss why didn't you take it on pro edge or something?

Fuck off, Joe.

Hahaha, Im so happy knowing Monk turned too.

This is going great

Danny J. Ross, my honorary caucasian. Finally coming through in a big, big way.

I think it was the anti-semitism and homo-shaming that finally got him to talk.

Gatdamn, this is some good shit

The most offensive shit i find here is calling Dipaolo a cunt.

Enjoy hell jew.

it was like 2009 and he was complaining about not understanding how to use a flip phone.

Who is that show for? Who is relating?

Everyone has their weaknesses. DiPaolo can be a crotchety old man a lot of the time but he's also funny and hasn't turned into a soft queer as he gets older.

Nah he's a racist never was who has no impressions under 45.

Did you ever watch tough crowd? That was where he was at his best IMO. Never made me laugh as much as someone like Patrice, but he was great and ripping into people who suck a lot more than he does.

But fair enough, I get why people wouldn't like him.

Did I ever watch him 20 years ago? No. And neither has todays consumers.

Sir I'm not saying he should be a household name.

Sure I get it, but it's like saying Sam Malone is a household name. Like, yeah in 1984.

Dammit Dan even now that we finally love you, you still act like a fag

None of them seem to realize that Ant is just Danny in it's final form. Think of it like pokeyman or dungeonball z..

Scorpion and the Frog up in dis muugg

We're even letting the GoFundMe scam slide, don't let us down, Danny

Thank you for saying what needed to be said.

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!

You gonna ruin Quinn through the mud next you sack of shit?

Eh, Nick is the best. Shut up faggot who thought he was funny.

can I show you a picture of my asshole?

Abso. LUTELY.

“One day, I showed Danny Ross a picture of my asshole.

You know why?

It was outta respect.”

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Fair and balanced.

Fuckin' Fox News or sumthin'? Tss tss

Let's shoot this right to the top, boys

Send it to HR, have them run it up the flagpole

Wait, Anthony fingered a 14 year old girl while recording it on an iwatch?

Nope.

Just synced accounts with tons of private messages. Just give it to a girl. NBD. iWatch!

So he told you he fingered a 14 year old though, right?

Yes.

Did you report it to the police? Did the girl report it?

So you've been protecting a pedophile for how many years?

How do you call somebody a cuck when the other dude fucks the girl you flew in.

Wasn't his wife joe's sloppy seconds lmao? And he calls someone else a cuck? Ole projection cumia strikes again

Yes Anthony cumia didn't just fuck but married his brothers slop. Why was he never made fun of this for this?

I'm liking this danny fella I wanna smooch you dan xx

Ant needs to grab you by your horns.

You forgot to mention the most offensive part of his show - him constantly looking into the booth for approval from his paid yes-men who were in hysterics with their mouths agape for the full segment despite not one humorous thing being said.

They also have to hear Anthony talk about working at Compound Media as if it's a Google-like business everybody desperately wants to work at. It's probably more like working in an asbestos mine with a leaky pipe above you the whole time.

It's such a great place to work that the only people worth a damn who ever brought in any sort of audience, Gavin and LOS, couldn't wait to jump ship the second they had the chance.

The building they’re in literally houses sweatshops. The opening of the studio in 2015 was delayed because they needed additional soundproofing to dampen the clangs of the industrial sewing machines and the Chinese shouting from the adjacent “suites”.

Anthony is such a cuck. Wow.

he needed weekend help and I took the gig for the free cash

I don't think you understand the concept of things being free

Is there a link to 🐜s reply? I saw one, didn't download.

Tnx. Pff what a mess. 🐜h was not in good shape. By the way that Paul Mecurio must have very brown tongue.

Zzzzzzzzzzz

Danny, what led to you and anthonys falling out?

Anthony's cool new friends. Duh

And by "new", he means fresh out of the womb.

Danny, if you have information about Anthony's involvement in pedophilia, it's your civic responsibility to report it to the authorities. By not doing so, you are basically an accomplice.

Thats what i thought. Especially if theres proof. Youre covering up a child molestor

he's already made a statement. what else can you do.

Yeah I'm sure a couple of them have fucked kids and date raped some skank hangers ons. Most of their silence is due to self preservation I'm sure.

u/SaiyanzRage comment?

He's busy pissing on his floor.

Little fuzzy on who this Getty Image character is that allegedly caused Anthony to blubber uncontrollably to Stetten. But really, everything else is small potatoes compared to digitally manipulating fourteen year old box. If it’s true on all counts - including that Danny was part of the circle of knowledge - Anthony is wreckless for trying to provoke him in his obvious warpath state with the boastfulness about sleeping with the two girlfriends. Even if I detested somebody, I would try to stay on amicable terms with them if they knew where some of my bodies were buried.

Kinda points to Danny being full of shit.

She was the young lady he took to see Paul McCartney at the Apollo Theater. If you google his name and scroll down a ways past the mug shots and periscope stills, you’ll see it. He has a mustache and blue tie, she is quite attractive with straight dark hair and a shining fake smile. I assumed she was an escort, but maybe she was one of the Canadian potheads he flew in.

Goddamn I mistook her for Taylor Vixen.

Need to assemble one of those mafia spider web charts to keep all these pivotal players straight.

lol this faggot got cuckolded twice by the person he hates most in life, from your muh racism crying I'm guessing the real issue is he wasn't dark enough to be your bull

middle is better than three quarters

fawkin cooked him

Ahh this old faggot again. Who got a link to this supposed bashing?

This is quite the face turn for Danny.

There are three syllables and only one 'l' in Melissa.

tss. Tell us how you really feel!

How is it possible that this place keep topping itself almost daily?

Erugh...

if this wall of text doesn't end in photos of opies wife being fucked by bam or Anthony being carted off to jail.. i

Holy shit that phone call was hilarious. Fucking relish

How exactly did a 14 year old girl even end up in his house.....................................................

probably brought there by one of Anthony's convicted pedophile friends

To be fair: You did call him Trejo Cheeks, just not Ol' Trejo Cheeks: https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/862cik/new_sidebar_submission/dw2nwqh/?context=1

Yay ants gon get metood

I haven’t been here in a while. Is there a reason we’re paying attention to this gossipy, Applebee’s-bartender kike again?

Are you the spaz with all the pre-made alts who just goes HAM when triggered?

Not at all. Danny is one the person who genuinely annoys me in the O&A universe so I thought take a quick second to insult his career and ethnicity. Actually taking the time to create a bunch of alt accounts to upvote your own posts on r/opieandanthony has to be one of the saddest, loneliest experiences the human mind can endure

Yep he's a hateable piece of shit. Your comment sounded a lot like someone who used to have a bunch of alts so he could keep posting shit after he was banned not for up voting.

Ant's voice is so high and timid at the beginning I thought he was Roland

Heeey, Bobo, why did you fuck children, Bobo? You know you can't do that, Bobo!

He was using a Google Voice number with a Mass. area code. I'm assuming he was trying to trick me into thinking it was a chick we know from there.

And there was 1 person who sounded "incoherently drunk" here - wasn't Danny.

I love how he uses that as an insult...meanwhile, he's a known drunk, whose spent the last 40yrs on this planet drunk off his ass from 7pm-2am, 6 days a week.

The worst part is you can’t even fuck one of his girlfriends back without getting arrested.

That's great but no proof of anything. Ant and Keith could read this and just say you're lying. I'm 70-30 Ant is telling the truth even though it would be way funnier if Danny was.

And how the fuck do you secretly record a convo with nosforasue and not have him say anything of worth. This is is not the r/ona way, sir.

"I did not finger her! I did not! Oh, hi Danny."

"I once knew a girl who aged a dozen years... her boyfriend bit her so bad she ended up in a hospital on Gurrero Street."

"Ha ha ha ho-lee shit! What a story, Keith!"

This post could use some /u/bamseed nudes

This post could use some /u/bams_seed nudes

You're doing important work Mr. Ross. Always a fan.

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I don't expect Ron back. DiPaolo is in no hurry to go on the show, especially with Artie there. Most people don't have a high moral compass so this Long Island Shock Jock isn't a moral flagstaff. Stop going to Church or watching anything from Hollywood if you want to moralising comedians. Matt Iseman should stay away with the most to lose but he knows no one knows what Compound Media is. Niche Scumbags... and I love it.

wtf was with the phone call, u both were hammered

Jews eh...

STICKY THIS NOW

Jews are gonna jew..

Of course his memory is spotty. Dude pops Xanax like tic tacs

Danny has borderline personality disorder, not bipolar. I like all this stuff but the vague Erock shtick is getting old. Danny having a mental illness and getting most of the facts right are not mutually exclusive. That said, please post some proof or go to the damn cops for fucks sake

Can you show me a diagnosis because claiming somebody has a disease actually is libel.

Stop whinging, you litigious douche.

because claiming somebody has a disease actually is libel.

And not reporting child abuse in New York State is Illegal.

I didn't report it? Lets get the police report.

I don't have a NYPD pension to lose, I'm good.

I'm good.

Is the child victim of the crimes you are aware of "good" with it? Sounds like when the Indian reservation casino shekel's were pouring in, it was Haha this is funny. No more Borgata shekels and well here we are. Pretty serious allegations being tossed around wouldn't you agree?

You need to read it again, you sperg.

I recall driving to "The Safe Center" and making a statement.

This? That is not the authorities, why not the Nassau county police department?

A personality disorder is a collection of maladaptive traits, not a disease.

I would have said anti-social personality disorder. He seems to fit that criteria better. Either way, cluster B.

Most people with a PD are a hodge podge. Let's say he has personality disorder - unspecified with cluster B traits.

I don't understand, what is he responding to?

Yeah, I found it, thanks. Would have been nice if Danny put it in the post.

I can laugh at a lot, admittedly laughed at many pedo jokes on the show over the years, but the 14 year old thing? this is too fucked up if true.

It's one thing to laugh when you believe they're just making jokes. It's another thing altogether when you see one of them is really that demented.

to be fair, I have no idea if anything danny says is real, both strike me as equally odd people which made them entertaining on the show, but this could all be bullshit. Pic of some 16 year olds his pool is creepy, but it could be a party with 100 people in that house at that time :shrug:

It's not like the guy bought the Amazon wishlist of what he believed to be a 14 year old girl or had one of his girlfriends dress up like a child beauty pageant contestant.

What’s going on in that phone call?

Still take Anthony over faggot Danny any day. At least Ant makes me laugh, Danny comes off as jealous and should try and do pop up shows with Opie

The Opie parody video was his only funny contribution from recent memory. On his shitty network and on other people's podcasts, he is fraudulently overeager, and fatally dependent on outdated references and routines. The developments stemming from his trash barrel personal life continue to be unintentionally hilarious, though.

KEITH THE COP HAS COMMITTED ADULTERY

IF HIS WIFE DIVORCES HIM SHE HAS THE ABILITY TO SNAG HIS PENSION FROM HIM

What a dope, why would he put himself in this predicament

is his wife on twitter or anything? she should know about this. i don't appreciate it when a man philanders behind his lady's back

There are three syllables and only one 'l' in Melissa.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s13NxQd0xrOR

Ummm, what the Hell was this?

I understood Danny, but who was the other guy?

Sounded like a drunk Dice

Anthony you dumb fuck.

Damn, he didn't even sound like himself in that call. Dude was plastered, his natural state nowadays.

Great call though. Loved the Biff Tannen-laugh

One of the best things I've ever done is find out about O&A. The amount of autism that surrounds it is gigantic; it has made me whole.

Thx Danny you're a gem

Jesus Christ, it really is Danny

This is pretty lame.

/u/TheBlueAwning

Did you report this to the police? If some 50-something year old dude told me he was fingering 14 year old children, I would. I hope everyone would.

Fucking read what I wrote ya cock.

Go fuck yourself you unlikeble faggot.

Boo.

Will you finger my b hole I'm of age

/u/TheBlueAwning did he ever give you money at the casino?

The story is not too deep in my post history.

This is great.

I hope ant continues this ongoing saga and also breaks down even more than he has already.

You were a terrible bore on the show but you are doing gods work sir.

I picked a good day to check what was happening in this sub for the first time in a few months.

you've been missing out.

Ant is a real dirtbag.

Tries to explain what a great friend he was to you... then admits be fucked his best friend's girl twice. He really is blissfully unaware of what a scumbag he is.

Yeah 2006 is when he was buying my girlfriend diamonds and Nintendo Wii's. What a swell dude. My man!

Are you insinuating they only slept with Ant because he had money, and not his matinee idol good looks?

He’s planning on playing voicemails you left him last night in the show today. Comment?

Ew Ant fucked Babygirl? That's not surprising but disappointing

Did Anthony always sound this fucking creepy drunk?

"Now he's claiming everyone was of age. I'll save this for later." This is what I hate about you Danny and its what I hate about all you low life pieces of shit that hung out with the creep. It's obvious he has done stuff with literal children and probably even raped adults. The fact that the handful of you that know his secrets don't just tell because it's the right thing to do makes me sick. These are fucking kids, even the ones that are "of age" are fucking kids. He should be put to sleep and so should you sick fucks that enabled him and are now scared to come clean. I am sure Keith Maresca, you, and Jim Norton all know for sure he's fucked a couple kids. Hell Jim actually committed what would definitely be considered a rape if he was accused at the old XM studios (Yager machine). Anyway I believe most of your shit but you're a huge piece of shit for not just coming out and saying some of the awful shit grandpa acne face has done. You all should die soon.

Yes, don't address anything I said just point out the spelling error. Someday all this shit you hold in is going to eat you up. Karma is real but then again I'm sure you know that being a middle aged small man with no family or future. Enjoy your video games you 40 year old failure.

Thanks! Add me on Steam!

My controller is broke waiting for my mom to drive me to Gamestop

What the frick? This isn't what I ordered! That's like a case or something.

That phone call is embarrassing for all parties. Sounds edited too plus cut off after Ant said he named two skanks and Danny said I knew in a very weird high-pitched voice. Just two betas having a chitchat.

Whatever happened with the stalker? Did you catch the person doing the legwork for Trejo cheeks?

What makes me the angriest is that an almost-60 year old man is bragging about having sex with two of his once-friends girlfriends. What kind of asshole does that anyway??

Fuck that. PM me.

It's one thing to laugh when you believe they're just making jokes. It's another thing altogether when you see one of them is really that demented.

is his wife on twitter or anything? she should know about this. i don't appreciate it when a man philanders behind his lady's back

personally I loved it. its 5 bucks on steam. check it out

He spelled it wrong, it's Jizzelle