r/opieandanthony: Front page news. Fat fucks eat food.

1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-03-22

2nd highest post on r/all.. I'm speechless

1 knitro 2018-03-22

It's been gilded twice. We made it y'all

1 connordon94 2018-03-22

Even the mod is with it lmao

1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-03-22

I think I'm lucky that mod is fed up with weight loss pics. Or else this post might've been deleted

1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-03-22

I saw that shit and was wondering how r/opieandanthony made it so high.

I had to come immediately here when I realized what you've done. I love you degenerates.

1 PaintedPicture 2018-03-22

We are reddit now.

1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-22

You become what you hate!

1 DoubleGuns 2018-03-22

...on the 6th most viewed site in the US.

Everyone Nageling in this bitch today.

1 humblebrag 2018-03-22

see you in eternity club, nigga.

1 BeerDrinkingFool 2018-03-22

62.9k chrimeny

1 Kloster 2018-03-22

i love this sub

1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-03-22

There's plenty of subs that erock loves

1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-03-22

Bro I just posted a recognition thread on this sub, glad you made one! I want your cock!

1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-03-22

When they were playing that song “I NEED A HEROOOO” and Anthony was like “that’s Erock at the deli counter”. Fuck was he a funny mother fucker.

1 thrillated 2018-03-22

The sub is the show now...

alright, we fucking get it.

1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-22

”I love you guys...” -Lady Di to her beer cans

1 dukefett 2018-03-22

Top motherfucking post right now. I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I saw that and how possibly a /r/opieandanthony post could even get to my top post.

1 WickedFierce1 2018-03-22

Same here I thought there's no fucking way.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-03-22

Fuck, I hate reddit.

1 newsdaylaura18 2018-03-22

I don’t even subscribe to this sub so I was very confused

1 connordon94 2018-03-22

New record fellas

1 OldManGrizzle 2018-03-22

Erock's plate is clean and he has no silverware. Methinks that there is a meal ordered by only one man. One large, large man.

1 Dr-Seepage 2018-03-22

He long since ditched the time consuming "cutlery style" eating experience, he now prefers a simple funnel.

1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-03-22

It’s up to 12.5k amazing

1 bill_burrs_butthole 2018-03-22

29k right now...

1 Jungies 2018-03-22

~~55.1k~~ 55.3k

1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-03-22

Number of hoagies consumed

1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-03-22

Today's calorie count

1 Baconlawlz 2018-03-22

Friggin 70k+

1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-03-22

HOW! i don't understand this retarded website

1 celestial_detrital 2018-03-22

There are some great comments on the thread.

1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-03-22

https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/867tgf/in_light_of_all_the_progress_pics_on_the_front/dw38uql/

1 THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2018-03-22

Damn this isn't good, can't be leading people back here.

1 Christopher_Barton 2018-03-22

The fucking gold badge next to it ended me.

1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-03-22

What does that mean?

1 Christopher_Barton 2018-03-22

Someone paid to give this throwaway comment reddit gold.

1 trunky 2018-03-22

make no mistake, you two are morbidly obese

1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-03-22

The comment was deleted. What did it say

1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-03-22

You both probably think you’re fat but not that fat because other people in your life are around the same size, but make no mistake, you two are morbidly obese

4500 points and gilded

1 cbanks420lol 2018-03-22

It's going to be the number one post on r/all soon. My god this place is everywhere.

1 frrunkis 2018-03-22

The virus is spreading

1 PaintedPicture 2018-03-22

Westwood one is loving it.

1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-03-22

It peaked at #2 then dropped off, collecting 450k views in the meantime

1 OPP_Yeah_You_Know_Me 2018-03-22

Tell your half-brother to be careful in that restaurant's bathroom.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-03-22

Keep his head on a swivel, if you will

1 dom6502 2018-03-22

I just saw that and laughed way too hard. Now I have to try to explain this to my girlfriend who won't let it go

1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-03-22

“Well there’s this show, it doesn’t exist anymore, that I still listen to - sort of, on YouTube - well, the one guy is super racist but really funny...”

That’s how it went for me one time.

1 lelgimps 2018-03-22

these cunts made it to the fuckin top

1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-03-22

Imagine them both just seeing this pic. Poor nagel might Steve C himself

1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2018-03-22

I was sure to leave a certain "sau" comment. God Bless these, ahh, um, guys - Baconator and Burrito Supreme.

1 itsnotpiss 2018-03-22

"We're foodies!" Continues stuffing mouth with shitty pasta

1 Joe_Cumia 2018-03-22

Foodies = fat fucks with no accountability. Everyone loves food Roland, people just generally limit their intake of it from less than 9 meals a day, and exercise occasionally

1 IVORY_LEAGUE_opie 2018-03-22

lol

1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-22

"Oh, no! That's so pedestrian..." (Gets caught sneaky eating McDonalds in his office)

1 bornrevolution 2018-03-22

what a red letter day for this sub

1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-03-22

Don't let this go to waste. How is our time to use this exposure to expose Anthony, Joe and Opie

1 jgnurly 2018-03-22

This place really does always manage to stumble upon relevance just when you think its finally lost all it's steam

1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-03-22

MY NAME IS NOT IAN... BRANNAN... SOMEFING!!!

1 DeclanGunn 2018-03-22

Sort comments by controversial. Tah-Ruuuusss Me on this one. Sniff.

1 knitro 2018-03-22

lol https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/867tgf/in_light_of_all_the_progress_pics_on_the_front/dw36cru/

1 Michelanvalo 2018-03-22

Removed now, original comment was:

There’s nothing “half” about neither of you fat fucks.

1 celestial_detrital 2018-03-22

Sometimes simple thoughts are the best.

1 Michelanvalo 2018-03-22

Removed now, original comment was

Enjoy being fat sacks of garbage

1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2018-03-22

Will you live long enough to see this on the front page?

You are a piece of shit. There are people struggling out there to overcome this shitty society of overeating and horrible diet, then there is you. A fat mess mocking them. I hope you choke on one of those meatballs.

DAE le fatass?

You guys breathing probably sounds like obesity

With those bitch tits, I would bra bomb that restaurant.

And a comment gilded for calling them both obese

1 [deleted] 2018-03-22

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1 Psych555 2018-03-22

It occurs to me that reddit is filled with fat losers who like lame jokes.

1 Wtfct 2018-03-22

I fucking HOWLED when I saw this on the front page.

1 VitriolicVigo 2018-03-22

thats pretty sad

1 TheAwes0meOne 2018-03-22

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO FAWK YE!

1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-22

Please spread the word that Anthony Cumia is a pedophile and his brother Joe Cumia pays children to spit in his mouth.

1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-03-22

Yeah I'm trying to get the mod to post an alert

1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-03-22

🌾👀🌾 I saw you in there spreading the message

1 Psych555 2018-03-22

lol

1 FatFingerHelperBot 2018-03-22

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1 celestial_detrital 2018-03-22

faggot bot

1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-03-22

think about it tho its so fucking appropriate for this post

1 ErrantWretch 2018-03-22

This is the fucking greatest. I’ve never laughed so hard at anything on the front page. Unbelievable

1 boring_oneliner 2018-03-22

Top post on reddit. Opie is gonna kill himself if he sees this

1 Oakcliffthatsmyhood 2018-03-22

We are in Antyon Cumina territory, boys

1 bal0rd 2018-03-22

EEEAAAHHH I NEED TO EAT DON'T YOU FIRE ME OR I'LL CRY HARASSMENT AND DISABILITY!

1 WeGetItYouHateTrump 2018-03-22

You motherfuckers on this sub never cease to amaze me. Never change.

1 LenyAK 2018-03-22

Front page with no felonies.

Play us out, pig.

1 thrillated 2018-03-22

The Consumer is making waves, people

1 LamarThePotato 2018-03-22

Tidal waves.

1 suchanjv 2018-03-22

HAHAHA #1 on reddit with 42k+ upvotes. Of course piles of shit jokes to go along with the tremendous amount of upvotes.

This sub finally makes a top reddit post and of course it's overrun with shit hack dad jokes. Fucking reddit users.

1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-03-22

Garlic butter saw.

Memories, man. I'm choking up over here.

1 knitro 2018-03-22

That damn Nagel kid.

This has 600+ upvotes, which just goes to show once you hit critical mass, everything gets pushed to the top.

1 LamarThePotato 2018-03-22

He reached critical mass many years ago.

1 ilumty 2018-03-22

randomly saw this on the front page and died laughing at the amount of upvotes

this sub is good sometimes

1 Anarox 2018-03-22

Unexpected content is the best content

1 Joe_Cumia 2018-03-22

E-rock is a dinosaaaauuuur

1 bigsquirrel 2018-03-22

Jesus you guys are some nasty mother fuckers, what sub is thi... oh never mind.

Be honest, this is reddit. Half you assholes are probably overweight.

1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-03-22

Tell us how you really feel

1 OpiesBreasts 2018-03-22

Fuck off fatso

1 anonimescu 2018-03-22

overweight Woo easy with the insults. This is a fat-positive sub.

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-03-22

No, this is a trans-positive sub. Fatsos still catch fuckin' beatings about their shirts.

1 TexansAndMavericks 2018-03-22

Hoagie Boy!

1 Reaktif 2018-03-22

60,000 upvotes. lmao

1 Reddit5uck5 2018-03-22

This is all far too much for one night. come on fellas, let's space it out a bit. even Disney knows not to release a Star Wars and a marvel flick on the same night.

1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2018-03-22

https://i.imgur.com/zJFGUgy.png

Every other place on reddit is a cesspool of unfunny circle jerking cunts

1 eagledick 2018-03-22

Other?

1 N0sferatu_ 2018-03-22

75,000 up votes. I have no words.

1 pfhor 2018-03-22

Nearing 80 thousand fucking upvotes, absolutely glorious. My bet is on Erock getting it removed.

1 docherty91 2018-03-22

Jim and Sam talking about this...

1 mixand 2018-03-22

were they actually?

1 RBuddCumia 2018-03-22

Oink.

1 Gabbagabbaheigh 2018-03-22

For a bunch of degenerates that supposedly hates reddit you faggots sure are excited about a bunch of upvotes outside this sub.

1 AlchemyWizard 2018-03-22

He loves the garlic butter saw

1 Joemomma101 2018-03-22

That's got to be Carl's restaurant. Which is now kind-of funny because Roland and Carl hate each other.

1 iSOBigD 2018-03-22

That's hilarious and it has over 82k up votes. It also makes you reassess the time put into making stuff that gets 0 votes when a troll pic is the second most popular thing on Reddit

1 wburn42167 2018-03-22

Roland talks about being a “foodie” but all I see is him eating at dumps

1 eagledick 2018-03-22

Rolland really is Reddit personified

1 jonnyluney 2018-03-22

Even looking at Erock makes me put on weight. Fat fuck

1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-03-22

Also retarded. Like his facial features make me feel like I could be retarded myself.

1 CuntyDracula 2018-03-22

Alcoholic bloat vs Just Plain Fatso

1 RichHeads 2018-03-22

Fucking Red Bull and posta. How does that even tast good? That place looks like garbage. I mean if your gonna be fat at least eat good stuff.