M woke up at 6 am after 8 hours of restful sleep. He then went for a run, had 2 poached eggs on whole wheat toast for breakfast and was in the office by 8.

🐜 drank all night while arguing with strangers on the internet about the semantics of 21st century sexual identity politics. He then lost his precious Twitter account like he lost his guns before it. He fell asleep crying on his couch as the sun crept through his tasteless guinea curtains.

It's the black version of Goofus and Gallant

Noofus and Nallant.

his tasteless guinea curtains.

I held in my laugh until that. Nice.

Hopefully you didn't crash your car or spit your drink all over your computer!

Are you implying that he's an unoriginal reddit cocksucker?

M truly is an inspiration.

He then went for a run, had 2 poached eggs on whole wheat toast for breakfast and was in the office by 8.

Your intent may be to make his life sound enviable but you end up painting him as a profoundly boring faggot.

Shut up, hippy.

get your wheat toast eaten you ponce

Good one.

not as good as "hippy" but I try

Fun fact - a ponce originally meant a man who lived off a prostitute's earnings. Not a pimp, more a lazy boyfriend of said slag.

I know, it's still used in a similar way sometimes here. But I meant it the other way, as in you being a huge faggot.

I know you did. That's how I took it, sweetpea.

Imagine being so poor that the concept of bread being made from wheat of all things is highfalutin

Not highfalutin, homosexual.

If not wheat, which breads been made from since the dawn of civilization, what does an alpha-male like you make his bread from?

We're talking about a wheat toast breakfast here, don't conveniently leave out details that contribute to the homosexuality.

No you're right, toast for breakfast before going to work is soyboy behavior. He should've had some jerky and an Irn bru

Poor people eat white bread. That's why you're all fat.

White bread is just bleached flour.

I agree. I'd rather spend all night playing poker and singing karaoke with 60 year old deadbeats while Seinfeld is playing in the background.

His shitty life is no better but at least there are skinny whores and an early death.

He paints the picture of someone who lives healthily, has a hobby, and has a respectable well-paying job. Tell me what's wrong with this.

GET A JOB!

I would love a comment from M concerning the latest development

you mean M, comment?

I feel like when Ant and M were fighting was when Twitter started to keep an eye on Anthony a little more. This was Ants slippery slope.

Ant lost it again? So what’s the new account going to be? AnthonyCumia123? Followed by his brother doing the same?

God I hate brojoe

M. Has more everything than Ant, everything.

This proud successful black man knows how to behave online. Why can’t Italians act civilized?