These threads are Opie level in their stupidity

What a fucking nigger.

Knock it off spade

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These threads are doing an amazing job containing the cancer and definitely not just making more of it. Pinned at the top to boot.

I'll only use a bridge constructed by straight, white men.

That is most of them, but be carefully of driving under bridges engineered by women.

That's the joke retard

That's the bit!

How about those New Jersey Devils. It is nice to see them rising to the top while the Rangers fall back into the shitter, right where they belong!

Anybody but Pittsburgh.

I want Opie to be super successful for about a month. Enough time for him to get his hopes up and for Anthony to contemplate suicide, then I want his success to crumble overnight in such a heartbreaking way.

I want him to come out on top and Anth to pull the trigger to a gun pointed at the roof of his mouth when the Feds come knocking

It would be hilarious to have Opie exist in his hack bubble, it brings balance to the force

Anthony stays up all night drunkenly arguing with strangers on twitter about the offensiveness of the word "cis", as he thinks it makes straight guys (he isn't even one) sound like "sissies." Yet he couldn't bring himself to visit his sick, dying mother once in 5 years because it might make him feel sad. What a sissy.

The best OnA moment for me, is Patrice and Ant doing platoon l iners.

my fav opie & anthony moment was when they riffed about that guy's appearance

I was washing my hands in a Burger King restroom that had a huge piss puddle in front of the urinal. As I went to dry my hands a kid walks in, maybe 10 or 11 (suuurree), and goes to the urinal. He immediately slips head over heels in a cartoon like way and lands flat on his back in the piss puddle. An old guy that was washing up ran over as the kid got up, almost in tears and covered in piss, and asked if he was ok. It was one of the funniest things I've seen in sometime and bit my lip till it bled trying not to laugh. For those wondering, the little dude was alright just covered in piss.

Just another poker night at the compound

Seems like stories about people slipping in piss and vomit is all I read here nowadays.

That story is complete bullshit but thank You

Then your friend fell out of the stall and everyone puked on everyone else and the camera broke or you would show the video

i have a thin dick

Yet another reason to invite a friend over and double team the bitch

wise words

Sam Roberts is a dipshit who somehow manages to make wrestling even gayer.

Remember to keep your head on a swivel guys.

Have a blessed Monday.

I tell you what, I'm in for some good natured razzing on Monday when they find out about my bracket! Who's with me?!?!?!?

Im a soldier...serving in the US Army...stationed over in Germany...back here in the states for a little while. And in regards to them being just so anti-American, I mean, in protest....they’re protesting all over Europe against us, and all I have to say to them is, ya know, Im an American and...I can suck my own cock.

"I'm a soldier in the US Army, stationed in Germany but presently in the states". Compare that to ............................. ....

Whats with the blacks and the disproportionate amount of crime they commit and their population? Guys, comment?

Something about them not being people who just need to learn how to behave.

Low IQ high testosterone

I wish I knew where to find the stats on that.

If only there was someone we knew...

The cupboard is so bare J&S are doing a Bobo bit. It’s just pathetic.

Remember that Opie's now working in an environment that their CEO described as having:

“lousy systems, crumbling infrastructure and unhappy employees.” The radio group “had almost no investment in rank-and-file employees, and turnover hovered around 50%,” she wrote. With no raises given “in over 10 years” and “almost unbelievable” working conditions – which, in one instance, included “snakes that had fallen through the rotting ceiling in one of our offices”...

Cumulus own roughly 450 radio stations, they're clearing something like $50k per year profit per station, and that CEO is costing them $2.5 million per year - cash only, she's not accepting stock as compensation - or about the entire profit from 50 of those stations.

Even if Opie magically transforms into the greatest talk show host since Johnny Carson, he's hitched himself to a boat anchor that filed for bankruptcy in November last year and is currently trading at 8 cents per share.

He's fucking doomed.

My wiener feels funny

The Jim Norton hand waving memes was the hardest I've laughed in years and I don't really understand why.

Bob Kelly needs to be bashed more for how awful he is at radio. He gets a room of 7 nobody's who talk over each other and 80% of the time Bob shouts at his guest with something like, "DONT DO THAT YA FUCKIN IDIOT"

I’m in law school, and the other night there was a gala event, basically a law school prom. Picture a bunch of nerdy twenty-somethings who can’t hold their booze wearing suits and dresses. I’m a bit older so I was pretty miserable...

But then something amazing happened. One fat nerd had far too many vodka cranberries, and threw up guts all over the girls bathroom door, leaving a large puddle of vom right in front of the entrance. Seconds after the vomit hits the floor, 5 dime pieces walk out of the bathroom. My friends, can I tell you, each one of these bitches slipped in fell in vomit in dramatic fashion, soiling their pretty dresses and ruining their nights. My night was not ruined, but made.

fuck you college boy

I asked the office IT guy for some computer speakers. Jokingly I told him I wanted 100w 2.1 channel Bose. Autistic mother fucker went and got me a 300 dollar pair of speakers. The boss yelled at us and made him take them back.

What a prick boss. You should see to it that some dog poo finds its way into his upper GI track if you know what I’m saying

jesus, you don't fuck around

👏🏿 Joseph 👏🏿 Cumia 👏🏿 is 👏🏿 not 👏🏿 a 👏🏿 pedophile 👏🏿

Ok, I have a question: has the fandom (here, at least) turned against Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy? It seems like a lot of the posts here are anti-o&a.

What do ya do thur pardna?

Niggers are a disease, AIDS is the cure.

im really no mysogynist and i may sound like spock but women just are the worst when it comes to logic

Then your friend fell out of the stall and everyone puked on everyone else and the camera broke or you would show the video.