He is a Water-head Chef

Look at Merrill bare-handing the food with his sticky paws. You know there was shit and boogers under his nails at all times.

Nothing fresh picked under those nails just fermenting soup of bacteria and virus, chimpanzee nails are cleaner

Could he by accident been employed in the heart of Huntington?

it was no accident

The Yelp reviews are not kind to their mentally disabled crew members.

'SCUSE ME, FOLKS, MY JELLO'S FALLING DOWN

MY BANANA GOT ALL WOTTEN.

I would recommend not making fun of this guy. He's like 8 feet tall and 500 pounds and while he's not allowed to use a knife, he doesn't need one to pull you apart.

I heard that the poor guy died a while back.

You can't imperil the Merrill.

I'll knock his jello down.

These clips are prime examples of Opies lack of humor. It's just 20 minutes of them making fun of this poor retarded guy. Opie tries to get in just as many lines as everybody else. It goes about as good as you'd expect.

Remember people don't cook without mommy or daddy.

Don't EVER use a knife!

I'm all for putting these things to work, but not in the food and beverage industry, or anything involving customer interface. No, I'd say pulling a mining cart would be more this guy's line. You can whip them all day and they barely feel a thing. And they don't have to stay in the house or eat people food. You just chain them up in a pen in the back yard and throw them some scraps every now and then.

"Salad is the most important meal of the, um, day" What?

What patrice volume number do they watch this?

God damn I love it when that tard does his Porky Pig impression

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You are a saint on eart, fam.

Julia "should'a aborted that" Child

You can't imperil the Merrill.