Some clips are from there and some from other audio. A whole bunch of random things. I just tried finding shows where ant talked about fucking kids and trannies to rip audio from.
Is it bad that I could, without even thinking about it, differentiate between funny Ant and that present-day unfunny cunt we’re left with now? ...and not because I know where the clip is from. You could just hear it in his stupid HGH voice.
I like how this is perfectly tailored for this sub. To anybody outside of here, it'd seem stupid and nobody would notice who the fuck joe or ant are nor would they give a fuck. But here, we get every little detail and the result is hilarious and downright brilliant. What makes it even more enjoyable is materese cant stand these and tried to have it stopped. Materese, a failed Comic with 25 years in comedy, went from being known by 30 people to 10,000+ (?) over night because this sub and 100% Italian is the only thing funny involving the name joe's materese
At first i didnt get all the love but understanding its a parody blew my mind. So good at Matarese you became him. So did I for not understanding it was Joe Matarese? BECAUSE MY IQ IS SO LOW IM MARRIED TO A DOCTOR AGOOSH!
Tremendous. The thought popped my into my head while listening to this that I'm listening to a Fan of a dead radio show, impersonating an inside joke unknown comic, on a mock podcast show, with deep references of one of the hosts from the dead radio show.
Literally everything in an inside joke / reference. I almost wanna watch my friend listen to this so I can see his blank expression as he tries to figure out what it all means.
I"M betting snowflake tranth is going to put in another harassment complaint to YouTube, try and shut you down the way he did that retarded guy that took over from SNN news
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68 comments
35 sjeffiesjeff 2018-03-17
Hey, it's me Joe Maaatarese
14 JMueller2012 2018-03-17
Welcome to ‘da pawhd-kheeeeeeeeeeest
29 Opesterino 2018-03-17
Holy Hell is it Christmas ? Been having a miserable night. No better way to start off the morning!!
5 juschippinyababe 2018-03-17
Fuck yeah brotherman, was gonna post the same thing. In Porsalin we trust.
24 Subeck 2018-03-17
Fucking great as always man
21 PsychopathyRed 2018-03-17
Fucking what!
You're the best u/porsalin
21 boring_oneliner 2018-03-17
'hey its meee, joe maataareeeese.. Anthony, that limey cunt pooorsalin is making fun me again,.. we gotta doooxx the guyy'
18 sjeffiesjeff 2018-03-17
The fact that he sounds nothing like him makes it even funnier
11 boring_oneliner 2018-03-17
Dats da biiiit
9 leedsjr 2018-03-17
Yeah, because who would know what Joe Matarese sounds like? I doubt even his wife pays close enough attention to his whining to ID his voice.
5 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-03-17
I wanna talk like him all day after I hear these.
3 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-03-17
"Inta' net chaaat mails"
18 aRTie02150 2018-03-17
Saw this pop up on my YouTube notifications and completely stopped working just to listen.
Attaboy Porsalin. Keep up the great work, and be a good Brit and don't say anything bad about Muslims, we don't want you getting locked up.
16 I-take-beast-shits 2018-03-17
Working 830am on a Saturday?
Just found our panera bread employee
13 aRTie02150 2018-03-17
Nigga, somebody needs to make the bread overnight so it's ready in the morning
6 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-03-17
Our night bakers are hard working Americas of all creeds and colors, sir.
3 aRTie02150 2018-03-17
This is true. I'm a convicted felon and I'm Puerto Rican and they welcomed me with open arms.
2 TossyMcSalad 2018-03-17
Why would he want to bad-mouth himself, friends and family?
16 enzo_trash 2018-03-17
He said he saw you in passenger seat paaanting like a laaabradoor, scratching at the window
16 enzo_trash 2018-03-17
Were did you find that Anthony phoner?
You must be some kind of producer, if not you should be, great stuff
8 Phantas_Magorical 2018-03-17
Some clips sound like the Opie fight just edited to sound like he's on a phone.
11 porsalin 2018-03-17
Some clips are from there and some from other audio. A whole bunch of random things. I just tried finding shows where ant talked about fucking kids and trannies to rip audio from.
9 TurningFrogsGay 2018-03-17
Glad to hear you didn’t have to search too hard.
1 racemic_mixture 2018-03-17
Whatever audio stuff you do to make it sound consistent and from a phone works well.
2 boring_oneliner 2018-03-17
well that would be misleading, sir
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11 David_Tosk 2018-03-17
Great idea to bring this back as a one off to piss off Ant.
11 porsalin 2018-03-17
And Jim, Sam, Artie & real Joe after that
10 NowthatswhatIcallPFG 2018-03-17
Guess I won’t be killing myself tonight.
7 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-17
It won’t take long to listen to and then you can still kill yourself afterwards.
10 VicDumb 2018-03-17
Is it bad that I could, without even thinking about it, differentiate between funny Ant and that present-day unfunny cunt we’re left with now? ...and not because I know where the clip is from. You could just hear it in his stupid HGH voice.
1 PudSuckley 2018-03-17
He's a totally different person in some old clips.
1 WNEW 2018-03-17
Being a cradle robber will do that.
8 brmlb 2018-03-17
a nice surprise
8 Wolosocu 2018-03-17
Joe Magazine hits it out of the park again!
7 BabyDinosaur3 2018-03-17
You ever get where you end a series and bring it back to critical acclaim? Happens to me all the time!
7 stinkypussay 2018-03-17
Ant, Joe and Fred will be on your ass Porselin! Reap the whirlwind.. Reap it!!!
7 GWARscientist 2018-03-17
So...tell me about that fag, Sue Lightning.
Joe doesn't like to mince words does he?
7 boogsuge 2018-03-17
That was Fuckn great, dude.
7 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-03-17
I like how this is perfectly tailored for this sub. To anybody outside of here, it'd seem stupid and nobody would notice who the fuck joe or ant are nor would they give a fuck. But here, we get every little detail and the result is hilarious and downright brilliant. What makes it even more enjoyable is materese cant stand these and tried to have it stopped. Materese, a failed Comic with 25 years in comedy, went from being known by 30 people to 10,000+ (?) over night because this sub and 100% Italian is the only thing funny involving the name joe's materese
6 imcrapyall 2018-03-17
At first i didnt get all the love but understanding its a parody blew my mind. So good at Matarese you became him. So did I for not understanding it was Joe Matarese? BECAUSE MY IQ IS SO LOW IM MARRIED TO A DOCTOR AGOOSH!
5 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-03-17
OH THANK FUCK!! I can't tell you how gay I am over this, dude.
4 juschippinyababe 2018-03-17
Jesus christ this one is funny and well put together.
3 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-03-17
You're a good man, probably.
3 fuckstartmyheartx 2018-03-17
HAHA HOL-EE-SHIT
2 sanfrancisco69er 2018-03-17
😱😱😱😱
2 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-03-17
Yes!! Did you ever start an otto and George episode?
2 Fagghouli 2018-03-17
What's Eye-talian about americans?
2 DJ_Teddy_Ruxpin 2018-03-17
Goddamn that was great.
2 cbanks420lol 2018-03-17
I'm going to have "hey it's me joe matarese how's it going?" stuck in my head again now.
2 Wobbly_Red_Snappa 2018-03-17
Tremendous. The thought popped my into my head while listening to this that I'm listening to a Fan of a dead radio show, impersonating an inside joke unknown comic, on a mock podcast show, with deep references of one of the hosts from the dead radio show.
Literally everything in an inside joke / reference. I almost wanna watch my friend listen to this so I can see his blank expression as he tries to figure out what it all means.
2 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-03-17
This is the best one yet
2 bob00111 2018-03-17
I"M betting snowflake tranth is going to put in another harassment complaint to YouTube, try and shut you down the way he did that retarded guy that took over from SNN news
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1 dalcop 2018-03-17
Fucking beautiful.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-03-17
This is enough evidence against Anthony to send to the FBI. Finally, Joe Matarese makes himself useful and gets to the heart of matters.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-03-17
My life is nothing but hard cocks and cum baths this weekend. This is the rosebud on top.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-03-17
Funny and good looking, u/porsalin is the perfect package.
1 CuntyDracula 2018-03-17
Who’s Joe Matarese?
1 racemic_mixture 2018-03-17
Tune in and find out.
1 therealstinks 2018-03-17
you tune in 😡
1 racemic_mixture 2018-03-17
Innacurate! "You're so far in the closet you're giving rim jobs to Aslan" is way funnier than anything Joe has ever said.
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1 Afriendlyamerican 2018-03-17
Nice padkhest, stupid
1 TittyMtnhighway 2018-03-17
Who is Joe trying to do?
-2 danTHEdick 2018-03-17
What the fuck is this garbage?
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-03-17
Pearls before that actress from This Is Us.
-28 enmara23 2018-03-17
I don't get what the big deal is, it's not that funny
17 Peckahnator 2018-03-17
Who cares? At least it's something.
-9 enmara23 2018-03-17
You could say that about J&S and most of it sucks
11 boring_oneliner 2018-03-17
Dats da biiiit
9 leedsjr 2018-03-17
Yeah, because who would know what Joe Matarese sounds like? I doubt even his wife pays close enough attention to his whining to ID his voice.
5 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-03-17
I wanna talk like him all day after I hear these.