You're at the wigger shoppe and this guy slaps your chick's ass, what do you do?

5  2018-03-17 by TonyFromLongIsland

21 comments

He had to fight hard not to type "missus" instead of "chick."

Start prepping him

If he tried to slap my bird's bum. I would probably run and tell my mum.

Shoppe

Hiding in plain sight huh?

I applaud him for not saying Chav shoppe

No Brits allowed

They tried saving it by not using "arse."

I would let it slide. There’s no reason to start trouble over such a trivial thing. Plus I’m sure he’s a cool dude and it was probably just an accident.

Ok Jim

I'd bet you'd say I SUPPOSE I'LL BE GOING OFF TO UNI NOW

I bet you'll say nothing and continue eating your bag of "crisps". While telling your chick that she's "fit" that's why her ass got slapped.

Ye Olde Wigger Shoppe is where Fat Jay Oakerson shoppes.

“Long Island” huh?

Finally, an easy one. You encourage her to go home with him and send snaps of his cum dripping down her tits so you can flick your bean to it.

Wait, what the fucks a wigger shop

Shoppe*

Get with the Limey speak, faggot.

Trick question. Albino wigger faggots would have no interest in girl's asses.

The only wigger shop I remember was Mr. rags

Every reply to this thread should be a warning to everyone not to abuse kratom.

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Do Brits still spell it shoppe? The local store down the store is (male name)'s Shoppe where I live. Just used their loo last morn.

not even gonna try to edit or fix the above statement. I love being uncomfortable. Sniff.

Ok Jim

not even gonna try to edit or fix the above statement. I love being uncomfortable. Sniff.