Mike has countless dead hookers hidden around New Jersey ,
He pays them just to keep him conpany and then when one tries to take his paltry sized dick out of his pants instead of becoming embarrassed he proceeds to strangle them and cry real tears over their lifeless corpses as he takes a mouthful of cheetos .
Nice of him to reply to " Fans " on twitter though.
One day at a time, am I right, Mike? Work the program. Just be grateful. Recovery is a journey. Progress, not perfection. The worst sober day is better than the best day drinking. One too many, a thousand not enough. Or, maybe after 21 years you can just shut the fuck up about your perceived perpetual victimhood.
I don't know what society I live in when someone thinks it's reasonable to publicly post information like that in attempts to extract praise. I'm more embarassed than he is and now I'm pissed off.
You know, it just hit me... Stalker Patti and Mike Bocchetti are a perfect couple. I would love to get those two kids together, they seem like a perfect fit for each other.
Why do people characterize Patti as stupid or retarded.
She's weird, she's got all the life experience and wordliness of a dishrag, and she's uptight and prudish to the point of psychopathy, but she's not stupid. Shit, she's smarter than most of the people we talk about on this sub.
18 comments
2 knitro 2018-03-17
why the fuck would you stop doing anything if looking like him was the end result
2 scorezman 2018-03-17
Does "stoped" mean taking peckahs up the wazoo?
2 Opesterino 2018-03-17
im about to try to kick a few dif substances. god I hope I can get to a time where I can list a 3 digit number of days sober.
2 yajokin 2018-03-17
Mike has countless dead hookers hidden around New Jersey , He pays them just to keep him conpany and then when one tries to take his paltry sized dick out of his pants instead of becoming embarrassed he proceeds to strangle them and cry real tears over their lifeless corpses as he takes a mouthful of cheetos .
Nice of him to reply to " Fans " on twitter though.
1 Opie-Shit-Crazy 2018-03-17
https://twitter.com/MIKEBOCCHETTI
1 killakamkam 2018-03-17
have you seen the monstrous selfies he posts on instagram? he’s not well
1 itsnotpiss 2018-03-17
One day at a time, am I right, Mike? Work the program. Just be grateful. Recovery is a journey. Progress, not perfection. The worst sober day is better than the best day drinking. One too many, a thousand not enough. Or, maybe after 21 years you can just shut the fuck up about your perceived perpetual victimhood.
1 Threeglassjoggers 2018-03-17
I don't know what society I live in when someone thinks it's reasonable to publicly post information like that in attempts to extract praise. I'm more embarassed than he is and now I'm pissed off.
1 PaintedPicture 2018-03-17
You know, it just hit me... Stalker Patti and Mike Bocchetti are a perfect couple. I would love to get those two kids together, they seem like a perfect fit for each other.
5 HappensHappen 2018-03-17
Why do people characterize Patti as stupid or retarded.
She's weird, she's got all the life experience and wordliness of a dishrag, and she's uptight and prudish to the point of psychopathy, but she's not stupid. Shit, she's smarter than most of the people we talk about on this sub.
1 PaintedPicture 2018-03-17
Agreed. Patti is a gem
2 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-17
I'd like them to fit together like twisted wreckage and Tracy Morgan's leg
1 PhilipMarma 2018-03-17
Yeah, he’s the bit.
1 SamsHairLine 2018-03-17
He’s a lovable buffoon.
1 detroitjerkoff 2018-03-17
still trying to fit in
1 RBuddCumia 2018-03-17
A comedian that interacts with civilians; how refreshing.
1 dmix 2018-03-17
Those AA people LOVE attention. It's like a cult of jerking each other off for not being a total fuck up on a day-by-day basis.
1 nojayork 2018-03-17
Awwwwwwwwwww Mike
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-03-17
Good thing he stoped or he might have become ugly and retarded