Bert ‘the star-fucker’ Kreischer continues to milk his JRE appearances for attention

0  2018-03-15 by BrianDisco

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The linked tweet was tweeted by @bertkreischer on Mar 15, 2018 05:35:17 UTC


Sunday I will be RUNNING ALONE in the @lamarathon - what happened to the bet w/ @tomsegura aka #TommySkates - your guess is as good as mine!!!

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Watch this if you really want to feel some hate for this shirtless assfucker. The way he comes into frame already fake-laughing and makes you stare up his coke-nostril while his Letterman appearance is playing in the background of his "man cave" that has old timey saws hanging on the walls despite the fact that he's never done any manual labor in his fat ass life.

The Applebees decor really goes well with his fake enthusiasm.

Reminder that this unfunny spastic retard gave Jay Mohr permission to use a story of his on stage, that Bert himself never used in his act.

Then he went on JRE for the first time and sat there meekly and barely saying a word while Rogan threw Bert’s good friend Jay Mohr under the bus, lumping him in with plagiarists and thieves.

Bert is a disingenuous opportunist faggot who played an innocent oaf and victim of plagiarism to ingratiate himself without Rogan and his fans back when they were still crusading hard against Mencia and comedy plagiarists. He let his friend’s reputation get tarnished publically to thousands of podcast listeners to advance his own career.

Cheers jay