my boys

grow the fuck up and live your own life, you fucking retard.

if the thought "my boys" ever passes through your brain, the next thing to pass through oughtta be a bullet

What the fuck is a barn burner? “Dips”, “our circle”? You’re really annoying and stupid.

Unless your “Boys” are willing to drain the cum from your balls, tell em to go eat a bowl of dicks. Pussy is pussy, lets not act like we’re all scoring 10’s.

clowned on

If she’s fat she’s fat. It’s a fact jokes are gonna be made. But if you love this cow then who cares.

Somehow I don’t imagine you make a lot of money with that vocabulary of yours.

You sound like Will Smith’s friend on Fresh Prince, the one always getting ejected from the house by Uncle Phil.

I get solid 6.5 - 8 konda chicks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konda,_Indonesia What does an 8 look like in Konda? I imagine they're hairy in places that you aren't

Konda, Indonesia

Konda is a small town in West Papua, Indonesia. The town is located on the southwestern coast of the Bird's Head Peninsula.

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If you like this fat tub of shit then it doesn't matter what your friends think. Make Miss Piggy your chubby little princess and don't ever late the haters get to you.

Every now and then I pull a ten if she's drunk enough

You fuckers really have no sense of the universal 1 to 10 rating system.

O&A Sub Pro-Tip: Subtract 2 from any admitted number rating.

It’s got to be more like 4 points given the fawning over Lauren Chin Kubera

She's not hot, she's just young. It'll fade soon enough. Even a 4 at 25 looks pretty good. At 28, they're already showing their true colors.

As soon as he said 10 I knew he was completely full of shit. A 10 is a fucking Victoria's Secret cunt, not someone who would ever attend the same party he's at.

Fucking faggot.

Is her daddy rich? Is she gonna be rich? If not, then fuck her and dump her. They’re all cunts. Don’t marry sweethearts or pretty ones. Get the richest one you can. Your life will be so much better. As for “the boys”? Quit being a fag. You’re not gonna know or like any of them when you’re 40, so who gives a fuck what any of those retards think.

Or... Make money yourself. Rich girls are the worst, especially if you're poor

So you like a fat chick... big deal. Faggot, that hefty bitch doesn't deserve a self conscious queeb like you.

Can you share a picture and crop out her face or something so that we can judge your definition of "a tad overweight"?

I think you posting the picture would garner enough attention and/or ridicule that links to Opies tits or Jabba would take a back seat.

If she’s fat she’s fat. Being fat is a fact of life for some people, Jokes will be made. But if you love this cow then who cares.

women's weight fluctuates more than it does for men--give it a couple months and she'll be down one, maybe two sizes, then back again, etc. Also, your friends are assholes.

Ugh

Fuck them. If you like her, surely that matters more than what your faggot friends say. Grow some balls and tell them to fuck off. Nothing wrong with a woman who has something to hold on to (as long as it's in the right places.)

However, if you're being dishonest by calling her a bit chubby and she's actually a morbidly obese flatso - listen to your friends.

Pics or this means nothing, because we need to know what this fatbody actually looks like for us to form an opinion. The fact that she quotes old movies is a warning sign.

You shutup and never post about your personal life here again

Just say it's a bit

Put her on a treadmill.

Quotes old movies?

Right? What the fuck is old to this mumble mouth idiot? 2008 Stepbrothers? 1990 Home Alone? Cause I sure as shit know old doesn't mean 1941 Citizen Kane.

And anybody who quotes any movie to get a laugh is an unoriginal unfunny fuck.

Your friends are mos.

Shut up, faggot. If you're complaining here about your friends being mean to you, and they're grown adults calling you a chubby chaser for dating a hot chubby girls, then you and your crew are certified faggolas.

You talk like such a fucking queer. I'm way late, but I still want you to know that. Fuck you, your boys and your dope lardass homegirl. I hope you all die. No clownin'.