What did Opie say when his wife was pregnant with a retard?

120  2018-03-15 by Yaseetheo

Lotta problems in that womb.

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Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!

vurry good

-let's go to the phones. DOCTORRRRRR!!!!!!!

Fawwwkin bruudal

I told you Lynsi! sniff I told you all those Jackass stunts would do something to his sperm! I feel like you have no respect at all for my opinions sometimes! sniff

"Is she smart, or is she...like me?"

"Is she a...wuter head? heu heu heu a wuter head?"

But, have you ever really though about water heads?

What's in a water head, that makes it so they can't think good?

Patrice once asked Opie what he means when he calls them water heads and he sat there silently until Ant explained what he meant.

Reminds me of when Anthony called someone a mark and Opie kept repeating it then later asked what exactly it means.

"FAWWWK I gooootta see that one again"

ME: Maybe lynsi shouldnt have had all of that absinthe when she was pregnant

He said this mother hucker was fawkin howling brother man! Face!

You DOPE

Gotta check the chromosome numbers, brotherman.

camera pans in tight to tit's face

beat

::::sniff:::::

"I think we'll name her, Bonnie."

LET'S GO, RICH!

''Of all people, you slept around with Erock?''

She could be as dumb... as your imagination.

"Next, time tell Bam to cum in your face!"

is this something thats real??

like is there really a developmental prob. w the daughter??

I think it’s all conjecture, but...

Opie never mentions her, like at all. Opie also stopped talking about waterheads out of the blue. Opie himself is some kind of high functioning retard.

All signs point to yes

Big boy needs a big hat today!

'member how he used to make fun of "waterheads" on a regular basis? I wonder why that changed.

Better warsh that thing out! Remember when he used to say warsh instead of wash? That was hilarious.

HA! BRAVO!!

Because he was hanging with the Philly Crew and it was an inside joke... even though it's the Philly accent.

I just just thinkin' that...

sniff

She put up the numbahs

...Of chromosomes

Good one Chip.

Probably hoped it was retarded.. that’s the best possible outcome of having a child of Opie’s.

Nothing.. because she never had Opie’s child in her womb.

"Check out the empties man..." as he points at the kids head.

"Like father, like daughter."

he probably typed to the hater above the pettiness

Bobo, you are the father