Opie pop up breakdown 3/14/2018

70  2018-03-14 by edfromla

•Opie and Carl met with “bigwigs” and they say Opie signed something.

•Opie has an idea for a Benadryl shooting drone for people that forget their “Epi pen”

•Opie then gets up and walks around the restaurant they’re eating at while he videos the pictures on the walls.

•He finally walks back and “teases” the signing again. Says he’s not supposed to say anything.

•Opie store is back up because Opie has “bills to pay”.

•Carl will have a “diiip” shirt very very soon.

•Opie again says go buy a shirt cause he’s “bleeding money”.

•Netflix bullshit talk

•Opie shares more details about signing he says he met with 4 big shots, toured CBS studios..

•Carl has a disgusting coughing fit and Opie briefly steps outside.

•Stephen Hawking talk, Opie gets up and walks again and some guy walking down the street gets pissed off he’s being filmed and Opie apologizes.

•Finally Carl says the “bigwigs” were all about Opie and he felt dumb that Opie was getting so much attention.

•Opie pissed his vids aren’t getting thumbs up, tells viewers to smash that thumbs up

•Opie says he’ll have news very soon, he signed something today, definitely signed it. But has to wait until it’s “ fully executed” to announce it.

TLDR : Opie and Carl met with CBS executives, he signed something and that’s it. He’ll be announcing soon supposedly. Boring as fuck.

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67 comments

1  PhilipMarma 2018-03-14

What did they have for dinner?

1  edfromla 2018-03-14

Spaghetti and meatballs for Opie with a glass of water.

Sausage and peppers for Carl with a Snapple he drank through a straw.

1  PhilipMarma 2018-03-14

That doesn’t sound like a celebratory feast, especially for these boozebags. Money must be getting tight.

1  PaintedPicture 2018-03-14

Sounds like a hobo feast

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-03-14

Spaghetti and meatballs is what you order when you’re to broke to get what you want at the fucking Olive Garden. He caved in and accepted a lower version of a previous offer because he’s desperate.

1  edfromla 2018-03-14

Good theory.

1  KangolVos 2018-03-14

I have been there. You are 100% correct.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-03-14

“Bullets.” - Jim Norton Autoreply Bot Version 4

1  Themenwithnoname 2018-03-14

So no $ for Carl again?

1  edfromla 2018-03-14

They weren’t impressed with him apparently Opie was the star.

1  Themenwithnoname 2018-03-14

Oh that's great. No lil' taste for the Carlster.

1  OldManGrizzle 2018-03-14

Wipe you mouth. Jeez.

1  peopleforgetthat 2018-03-14

ME: look he is allowed to plug Marie’s restaurant that’s just as good as cash

1  Themenwithnoname 2018-03-14

ME: Where we at with Marie's? Imagine Carl giving out the phone no. Clusterfucking it as usual.

Wonder if $Vic$ is tagging along?

1  OldManGrizzle 2018-03-14

The meatball was more interesting than all that dumb shit.

1  Bluesmoky 2018-03-14

Those two are meant for each other. I'm sure this will be a major success that we won't make fun of.

1  UnfunnyFaggott 2018-03-14

I actually think quite the opposite.

1  pashow84 2018-03-14

Oh, literal faggott.

1  jewboy408 2018-03-14

Hopefully it was a dignitas consent form he signed.

1  bal0rd 2018-03-14

bleeding mone iheart radio

1  NorwayJimmy 2018-03-14

I tapped out ... sad theatre

1  little-pete-ferguson 2018-03-14

Me; Signed a contract to take over for Howard but a hater dog ate the contract! My lawyers are on it

1  Antiquidated 2018-03-14

The little doggie company? Vurrry good

1  PaintedPicture 2018-03-14

If i knew what tv shows were on CBS i would make an Opie tits pun related to it

1  Thomas_Daly 2018-03-14

Big bags theory

1  PaintedPicture 2018-03-14

C-S-opie's-Eye

1  NortheastPhilly 2018-03-14

Wait wait wait uhh...2 Broke Dudes that do radio or sumthin

1  Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-03-14

Thanks for the breakdown, I enjoyed the read

1  hoohootellemkeith 2018-03-14

I hope he signed a huge deal and then gets murdered by a vagrant tomorrow morning after he sticks a camera in their face.

1  pithypariah 2018-03-14

You've given me hope for the future. Thank you.

1  ErockDrinksButter 2018-03-14

Opie's right. You never talk about a contract while you're still in a media freeze.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-03-14

That explains why he has not been on Scorch’s show!

1  camaro69 2018-03-14

If you umm "sign" something which is supposedly a deal, wouldn't right after be the time you could actually say something?

1  edfromla 2018-03-14

Agents are keeping it under raps sniff

1  BarryMcCaulkener 2018-03-14

He's in a media freeze.

1  Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-03-14

No, learn how to negotiate brotherman

1  jakdak 2018-03-14

they say Opie signed something

Opie signed a napkin.

1  jakdak 2018-03-14

they say Opie signed something

Divorce Papers.

1  tonybygodcole 2018-03-14

Underrated comment.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-03-14

Material. Material for this sub for months.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-03-14

Has Anthony had a comment about this?

1  MieshaNicole 2018-03-14

I cant believe Opie had trouble finding some bullshit record spinning gig.

I also love that he said smash the likes, because if he did have a meeting with someone and they saw his stats on the videos they absolutely pointed that terrible ratio out.

He has never once cared and blamed it on haters but now suddenly he wants likes and thumbs up. A "bigwig" definitely embarrassed him.

1  edfromla 2018-03-14

You nailed this shit. That was the vibe.

1  Cawdor 2018-03-14

I feel it’s our duty to thumbs down every video on his channel

1  tonybygodcole 2018-03-14

Opie wants everyone to smash that thumbs up button on his Youtube videos. It would be a shame if everyone on this sub went to his channel and gave him a thumbs down on this latest video.

1  detroitjerkoff 2018-03-14

Opie acted butthurt on Twitter because he wasn't on the promo for the mad cuban's birthday party when he was asked if he was going

1  TheBlueAwning 2018-03-14

Opie met with CBS executives, he signed something and that’s it.

Too bad it wasn't a pre-nup.

1  hulkanator 2018-03-14

Or a DNR order.

1  B0NEck 2018-03-14

Did he really not have her sign one?

1  TheBlueAwning 2018-03-14

Nope.

1  B0NEck 2018-03-14

What a fucking retard. He had a front row seat for Ant's divorce and didn't learn a thing. He deserves what's coming.

1  i_saw_nothing 2018-03-14

CBS obviously wasn't going to let Opie get away from from "Celebrity Big Brother II".

1  AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-03-14

You’re doing God’s work, watching these so we don’t have to.

1  10ADPDOTCOM 2018-03-14

I know there’s Reddit Gold but is there like a Reddit Purple Heart or something?

1  JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-03-14

Hopefully he gets a job so he can fail again and we can laugh at him even more.

1  Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-03-14

So big signing, yet needs $ to pay bills as he is bleeding money

1  iSOBigD 2018-03-14

Bleeding money cause recording videos on your cell phone once a month and uploading them to Youtube for free is expensive.

1  thatRookie 2018-03-14

Alimony is a motherfucker, man.

1  VitriolicVigo 2018-03-14

Good for the opester. Im rooting for him

1  Treeckosis 2018-03-14

great bit, dude.

1  VitriolicVigo 2018-03-14

Go opie, stupid

1  NortheastPhilly 2018-03-14

See guys he was just playing the long con. Haggling and bargaining those big wigs for every penny he deserves

1  Ant_Sucks 2018-03-14

I want opie to be succesful because it will anger all his old coworkers, who are all terrible people

1  FaggotBannedKeith 2018-03-14

Now is when he'll suddenly reciprocate passive aggressively towards Anthony.

1  TacolasCage 2018-03-14

Did he actually sign a contract or is he just pulling the old Lady Di "I had an interview today! lie?

1  10ADPDOTCOM 2018-03-14

Toured CBS Studios, did he? Is that included with the CityPass or did have to pay for it separate?

1  VirtuaMcPolygon 2018-03-14

He couldn't get the SNL tour.

1  Titsasspenisballs 2018-03-14

Nice to know, he didn't really sign anything, what a fag.

1  StraightOuttaContra 2018-03-14

ME:Just signed some docs for a research grant to find out what's in salt water that makes it taste salty. Be postin results soon.

1  DryTeeth 2018-03-14

I can't wait for day when Opie films wrong side and Tits gets his frail knocked the fuck out.

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1  LamarThePotato 2018-03-14

He signed his name at the door so he could enter in the CBS building.

1  Senators86 2018-03-14

Bullshit

1  babs_uvula 2018-03-14

We know that Carl is a heavy smoker based on previous pop ups so hopefully the coughing fit is an indication of lung cancer.

1  PaintedPicture 2018-03-14

C-S-opie's-Eye