What a faggot. And this is coming from a 29 year old virgin.

Jesus, just get a hooker in some third world country and get it done

or go online and be assertive about your wants and needs (but i like your idea better)

Yeah, literally just shave, get a haircut, wash your clothes, take a shower and then get dressed and get it done. Billions of apes before you have found a way.

I’m sure Buzz is available.

This sub just keeps on giving.

The good news is, you're living in an era where women aren't deliriously uptight and irrationally vindictive about settling the scores of past wrongs from centuries ago.

But /u/jofreal, we are in an era where women are deliriously uptight and irrationally vindictive about settling the scores of past wrongs from centuries ago.

I hate sam.

Wait until marriage. You're the lucky one.

But how?

Hold out for one more year.

Most of these pussies out in the world today look like a bassit hound in need of water. Ya aint missin much.

Hahaha, Sam Roberts has had sex and you haven't

Bet you haven’t!

Does taking it up the shit pipe involuntarily count?

HA! FAAAAG!

Let’s not take things too far here.. as hateable as that faggot is, he’s not worse than opie

You faggoty fagging faggot.

I lost my kissing virginity to a gorgeous pop star with huge tits. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I process the trauma of this ordeal. #metoo

I unwillingly broke my kissing cherry to a gorgeous pop star with huge tits. Keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I process the debilitating trauma of this soul-crushing ordeal. #metoo

Hes mainly annoyed everytime he tells the story he has disappointedly explain he kissed woke katy perry and not hot katy perry

A kiss from a girl with big beefers ain't special??

because it was fake shit they had her do for the fake reality show and he apparently signed up for the wrong publicity.

It was unconformable because he's a homo.

Kissing 2018 Katy Perry is much less exciting than kissing drunk bisexual 2006 Katy Perry.

Honestly being upset about kissing 2008 Katy Perry is really gay; but being upset about kissing 2018 Katy Perry just makes sense. She looks like a trans Eminem now. Also, you know she definitely gave him herpes.

That fag has much worse things to worry about than herpes.

Not to mention all the Jew producer dick she's sucked.

It was a good point when i made it 2 hours earlier, dickhead.

You know what they say: mentally ill alcoholic virgins think alike

Katey Perry, kike marxist Bolshevik mode: engaged. Phasors set to Vicitm.

False. No one is more hatable than Opie.

The only reason I'd cut this kid some slack is Katie Perry stopped looking like a hot broad years ago. If it weren't for thos big oi' tits of hers, I'd say she looks more like some twinkish pixy queer.

Bet you haven’t!