He's already been fired and blackballed forever, forgotten or ignored by every big name he's ever met, and isn't even allowed in his former building when requested by it's current radio personalities. What more do you want?
The Cumia bros have a habit of accusing themselves of terrible crimes out of the blue. Colin said, "You look like a carny." And Anthony said, "Yeah, I would definitely try and fuck all the fourteen year old girls and have dozens of statutory rape charges against me."
Ant thinks the ability to fuck underage girls is a sign of his manhood and potency, like he's capable of getting "better" pussy than guys who have to settle for actual women. He likewise thinks every guy feels this way and would gladly fuck a 13-14 year old girl if they could but they don't have the balls to admit it like he does. He genuinely doesn't understand that most adult men still see even the most attractive underage girls as kids.
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1 Snake_____86 2018-03-14
There's thousands of hours of him talking like that. If only he was above a D list celebrity, maybe people would give a shit.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-14
He's already been fired and blackballed forever, forgotten or ignored by every big name he's ever met, and isn't even allowed in his former building when requested by it's current radio personalities. What more do you want?
1 Snake_____86 2018-03-14
Death.
1 donald_kingsley 2018-03-14
Prison, daily, sustained prison rape then death?
1 all_copacetic 2018-03-14
The Cumia bros have a habit of accusing themselves of terrible crimes out of the blue. Colin said, "You look like a carny." And Anthony said, "Yeah, I would definitely try and fuck all the fourteen year old girls and have dozens of statutory rape charges against me."
1 Coondoon 2018-03-14
A stereotypical carny would have had some statutory rape charges though..
1 yajokin 2018-03-14
Im sure many more then 14 in total. Diabolical Pedo shit cunt . But alls forgiven as he does a Great Columbo impression .
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-14
I'm a Colombophile
1 nomorecompromise 2018-03-14
He's ugly as fuck. He's never been out walking around in public and caught the eye of any teen girls or attractive women for that matter.
1 d4n4n 2018-03-14
"The patient whose feet have been severed is now in stable condition."
"More like 'wobbly condition.'"
It was a good show.
1 Anarox 2018-03-14
Isn't that one of the job descriptions?
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-03-14
Ant thinks the ability to fuck underage girls is a sign of his manhood and potency, like he's capable of getting "better" pussy than guys who have to settle for actual women. He likewise thinks every guy feels this way and would gladly fuck a 13-14 year old girl if they could but they don't have the balls to admit it like he does. He genuinely doesn't understand that most adult men still see even the most attractive underage girls as kids.
1 enzo_trash 2018-03-14
He is a broken person who can't interact with human's on any deep level
Kids don't realize it, so that's why he is attracted to them
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-03-14
"Statutory"
Nah just plain old rape. A 60 year old pockmarked carne isn't getting laid voluntarily.