Opie Roberts = Dumbest Person on the Planet
63 2018-03-14 by 867-5309-
Thinks the overhead compartment in an airplane has different cabin pressure than the cabin.
Said that flight attendants don't own dogs because they're always flying and can't care for a dog.
Took his dog to the groomer once. Opie Roberts' poor dog walked into the shop and immediately shit in the corner. This annoyed the dog groomer. Sam doesn't think the groomer had any right to be annoyed.
46 comments
1 Phkna1 2018-03-14
I would like it if his dog ate his corpse.
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-03-14
Sam has always been a profoundly stupid person. Besides the obvious shit like being into wrestling and choosing a career in radio, there's been plenty of signs over the years. The first time I realized Sam is a borderline retard was when Anthony asked him to google the population of Manhattan and Sam answered completely dead serious, '53,000'. Turns out he accidentally looked up Manhattan, Kansas. Even so, you'd think he'd at least be smart enough to realize that his number is way too low.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-03-14
I really, really want to hear this.
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-03-14
I don't have enough info about the particular episode to find it, maybe one of the other autistic people on this sub will.
1 noupperlobeman 2018-03-14
I HATE Sam’s head canon. It’s not enough to let something be funny by itself. He has to create a fictional world around the funny thing to try and squeeze every bit of attention possible.
“But WAIT. You know the homeless guy who shit in the ash tray had a smoking problem when he was younger. Like, ‘fuck you kool cigarettes! You shit in my lungs, now I shit on you!’”
I drives me absolutely crazy.
1 Gophin 2018-03-14
You should be bashed in the face with a heavy encyclopedia for using the term head-cannon.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-03-14
Nothing will ever top "Mars is a hot planet because it's red" for me.
1 867-5309- 2018-03-14
Agreed. I should mention that everything in the OP were said today in less than five minutes.
1 zoogie778 2018-03-14
Come on... He wasn't serious when he said that was he?
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-03-14
Yes. It was during a discussion of a recently discovered exoplanet, to which Sam said "Well now they can work on faster than light travel since we have a place to go now." Despite the fact that we've been discovering exoplanets several times a year for over 25 years, and that has nothing to do with "working on" faster travel.
1 JimAndSamShow 2018-03-14
God you’re and autistic retard. No he wasn’t serious you mush-brain retard.
1 Skip_Skipperson 2018-03-14
Easy there, Sam
1 ZigginZaggin 2018-03-14
To be fair, the planet Mars itself is hot, it's only the atmosphere that's cold. I may be lying.
1 cq5195 2018-03-14
Anyone who is noticeably bad at Google, like the guys pointed out, has to have a learning disability.
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-14
His mother wrote his essays and papers for him, and when he was in danger of failing a class, she would sell her mouth, asshole, and retard making cunt to Sam’s teacher to bump that F up to a C.
I apologize for the angry language; I just really hate Sam and his mother.
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2018-03-14
It's actually impressive how stupid he is. Most people as ugly as him attempt to compensate for it by educating themselves, or developing a sense of humor or a useful skill - but not Sam.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-03-14
Mommy never told this dunce to develop something worthwhile and his father is insane. Mommy told him the sun and the moon and stars rise and set on his mangled prick.
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-14
What’s your evidence that Sam’s father is insane? Just because he has a handlebar mustache in TYOOL 2018? Just because he eats raw potatoes like a fucking lunatic?
1 naturalinfidel 2018-03-14
It's probably enjoying buttermilk.
1 Billyassman 2018-03-14
Code for Jizz
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-03-14
Because he didn’t kick that bitch in the stomach on month 3
1 maloonigans 2018-03-14
there is a surprising swath of the country that is just like sam
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-03-14
If your mom was sucking your micropenis every night, you'd think you were the shit too
1 oandauser 2018-03-14
I don’t know how he’s wrong about flight attendants and dogs. How can you have a dog if you are gone for several days during the week? I had dogs with my ex gf and she worked out of town 2-4 days a week. When we broke up I got the dogs because it just wasn’t possible for her to take them.
1 867-5309- 2018-03-14
Roommates, husbands, wives, kids....
1 oandauser 2018-03-14
Well ya, it’s possible with help. But without that, it’s not possible or practical. You could also board the dog while away. But that’s not ideal and not good for the dog.
So, I’d say a flight attendant by them self can’t or shouldn’t have a dog. But yes, if they have other people living with them they could but that sort of changes the entire argument.
1 ghukas 2018-03-14
Oh, I forgot what sub I was in. You gotta remember, normal people have families.
1 PNW_smush 2018-03-14
There ya go. Don't try to apply normal logic in this sub, it's for raging impotently at the radio and nothing else.
1 maloonigans 2018-03-14
people are selfish pricks - i have known shitty people who were shitty dog owners and would leave their dogs alone for extended periods of time
1 oandauser 2018-03-14
I have a large fenced in yard with two dog doors. When i go on vacation i have my neighbor come by twice a day to feed them. They are indoor bulldogs and like to just lay around and sleep. They are much better off in the house than me boarding them as the kennels are a bad, loud environment. With the dog door, the can come in and it whenever they want and often sun bathe outside. So i don’t see anything wrong with this arrangement the few weeks out of the year i go somewhere.
1 maloonigans 2018-03-14
I don't see a problem with that - it's up to the dog and the situation. I'm a dog owner - I leave my dogs overnight but not more than that but mostly cause we dont have someone to come over. I wouldn't board my dogs and I had a friend who's dog died while boarded.
The person I was thinking of adopted an active Jack Russel terrier and we'd hear him doing laps while she was out every weekend.
The other thing that irks me is when I see people with large breed dogs in small apartments - dogs like that need space and activity - not to be couped up in your 8'x10' studio
1 oandauser 2018-03-14
I fucking hate that too. Some large dog knocking shit over left and right with it’s tail because there’s no room for him
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-03-14
People really don't want to commit to having a dog and half-ass it.
I once noticed whimpering from the garage-complex near where I walk to work. It turned out that someone had left their dog in the garage chained up, with a troth of food and a children's inflatable pool full of water while they went on a 2 week vacation trip to some tropical island.
The dog had puked and shit everywhere and was clearly psychologically damaged.
The animal police took the dog away and someone adopted it after hearing about it on the local news.
Animal neglect is fucking horrible, and of course the couple who owned the dog where raising hell to try and get it back claiming they didn't do nuffin.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-03-14
What was the race of the owners? Sounds like a certain type of person would be stupid and cruel like that.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-03-14
Whites. I live in a country where 90% of the population is white.
1 Mexijesus 2018-03-14
The stupid fuck once asked "what's in saltwater that makes it so bad for you to drink?"
1 Twf2tw 2018-03-14
I don’t remember hearing him say the first thing.
The second thing was 100% said in jest.
The third thing...he’s right. If you own a pet grooming business and pets shitting upsets you, maybe consider another line of work.
Nice work, literal idiot.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-03-14
That's what you get for putting two man-child's yapping 4 hours a day.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-14
He gets his fur groomed by the same groomer and he's had a few accidents in the corner too. It's no big deal.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-03-14
His co-host Jim Norton thought that gravity was caused by the spinning of the planet.
Two geniuses.
1 dumbshowreference 2018-03-14
No fucking way Jim said this.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-03-14
He sure as heck did. It was during one of their Michio Kaku interviews.
1 CakeHornCardholder1 2018-03-14
You know, for a faggot that hates Sam so much you sure can't stop listening or ranting about him. Turn to Stern, shit.
1 maloonigans 2018-03-14
I had this problem too - when O&A or whoever wasnt being funny - i simply dont know why I was listening to them.
Ant ranting about Trevon, jesus why did I ever do that
1 Sideshowsamroberts 2018-03-14
He also thinks it's ok for his dog to bark non stop and annoy his neighbors. He says that's what dogs do. No dogs do not just bark constantly and shit inside. He has the worst trained pooch ever. I'm sure his excuse is " why do I need to train my dog ? It's a dog" fuck sam.
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-03-14
Nice to hear he takes his wife to the hairdresser though
1 Don_Panera 2018-03-14
He’s a fucking bimbo. Minus EVERYTHING that’s attractive about a bimbo.
1 regis69 2018-03-14
He didn't say the overhead has different cabin pressure. He said the dog's ears would be popping from the pressure, which is true no matter what part of the plane you're in.