Am i correct in assuming they were hass avocados, not the inferior florida variety?

Sheppard avacados are, superior actually when in season

Nice comma placement, stupid.

I've never had an avocado before. Would you recommend it?

Duuude, you cut it in half, get some kosher salt, a fork, BOOM you get your protein.

It's great on toast and as a dip.

It doesn't have much of a taste so you can do a lot with it. I put it on sandwiches mostly. My mom fucking makes banana chocolate pudding with it and it's actually really good.

Does she also create black pound cakes?

No shitloaves at Mrs. Vigoda's house.

Have you passed them yet? If so, how were your stools? By any chance did you film yourself passing stool? If so, we can work out a PayPal arrangement.

what are your thoughts on this case? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqPfbb0GlA

Can you send me a picture of your erect penis?