Riveting

He might not be, I don't care how hard you try.

You've never broken into a chick's bedroom and ate her pussy on a qualude?

He's a fucking phony. Crazy coke stories from the 80s who has those, he's so nuts doing coke and embellishing stories that he heard.

Maybe its a shitty character like dice

He's just one of those old dudes that tells tall tales. I drink with a guy in his 40's and he is constantly bullshitting.

But I just humor him because it makes him happy.

He's fucking horrendous

Eww we get it you listened to the show. Can y’all come up with your own adjectives? Like u hate him so much but yet u steal his shit.

It’s an extremely common adjective

Cuban Artie Lange. Just like Artie was a longshoreman for a week.

"Joe, did I ever tell you about by friend Saul? He was a good friend of mine. Israeli kid. Only he wasn't a Jew. His parents fled the country when all that Ayatollah shit was happening. When they came to America, he started hanging out with the black gangs. They used to call him the accountant because they thought he was jewish, but he was never circumcised. That thing was huge too. He had a Giant Jerusalem Anaconda Joe! Ah-haaaaaah-ha.

One night me an Saul were banging these two Puerto Rican broads. One of them was actually my geography teacher's little sister if you believe that. We're all coked out of our minds, Joe Rogan. We get down to the last of the coke and instead of snorting, Saul pulls back his foreskin and rubs the fucking coke on his dick. Then he goes right back to fucking his chick like he had done it a million times. Me and the other girl had to stop because it was the weirdest shit we have ever seen Joe Rogan.

enough fantasy-fiction duude

Nobody kills it harder than Coco Diaz does 1x1 in a room with Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan is literally slapping his fucking knees and holding his tummy like a Chris Rock special in 1997

Uncle Joey is hilarious you 45 yo Reddit faggots are gay as fuck. Whining about grown men an how the betrayed you . Ant is a pedi fuck but y’all are equally as lame. Wah down vote me

huh?

he's easy to troll on twitter, I recommend

Shut up faggot. Whining about talking shit then getting doxed I’m 24. Henderson nv. Find me lol don’t talk shot and not expect someone to be pissed

Shut up queer.

You’re right. That kidnapping thing must have been bullshit. He just chose to go to prison for several years just for the goof. Also no way that back in the 70’s someone could have a racist nickname and have it be accepted by their peers. They were just as progressive as we are now. Oh.. and his Spanish... that recent Rogan podcast where he translated for Yoel Romero for 2 1/2 hours? Totally faking it the whole time.

You nailed him, bro!

Hopefully Anthony will steal that prison bit.

Doesn't matter if everything OP said was a lie. Joey Diaz is still a fat fuck who Is unfunny and should be hanged until dead.

This nigga BURIED just him! brutal

his fake tigger laugh makes me want to run head first into a wall.. usually just end up flipping off my phone.. lol

I don't think he's full of shit, I think he's might punch up his stories sometimes. I thought he was full of shit at first too but it's clear after hours and hours of listening to him that at least a lot of it is legit. Only faggots here hate him because they hate everything.

I love how you lonely faggots can never believe people's totally believable stories about debauchery, sex, and crime

I touched a girl's boobs one time.

You guys can’t even admit you’re a gang of sad butt hurt fan boys

His name is cumia box.... check my post history... I rest my case

Coco is just one of those guys who comics (or a comic) really like so they push them constantly. They don't' seem to realize that the person actually needs to have an audience of their own to make it. It's almost like an elitist thing with comics to feel like they get to be the arbiter of what is good in comedy instead of the audience deciding what they actually want. Another example being Dom Irrera. Comics love the guy so they keep putting him in things they do, but he's never risen above being basically a grinder.

Uncle Joey is the goat

Yeah uncle Joey is my favorite