Hey gang, if its true that the opester has resurrected some sort of presenting career, can we coordinate trying to help ruin it

15  2018-03-14 by Dr-Seepage

Im keen to help out

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Yeah if we don't have solidarity on this one key issue, we're nothing

Im already mentally formulating Facebook accounts named "Hudson Margera" or whatever that cunts spawn is called.

I'm formulating haikus. One of them ends with 'Lynsi is a whore'

"Presenting career" does sound more fitting than, "career in entertainment".

"Presenter" is British for "news anchor" or "host"

English

Also for "man who presents his wife to other men." See also cuckold, Opie, etc

It would be funnier if we ironically supported him and completely over did it

Proposed operation name: Assault On The Medicore

Mediocre is far too generous.

"Assault On The Mediocre-on-his-absolute-best-day" is too wordy.

But far more accurate.

The only thing he’s presenting is a set of droopy tits.

presenting career

You britbongs aren't even trying to hide here anymore.

Oops, next time i will include more words you relate to, like extreme burger nascar fatso spray-on-cheese xxl pissbeer etc, hopefully that will help me blend in better

Don't forget wrestling

you forgot the gay frog thing. You stink.

Oh the big gig that’s “just around the corner”?

Yeah I’m sure that’s happening for him.

Best case scenario he gets a morning zoo crew gig, more likely scenario he gets a Twitch IRL channel or some You Tube shit. Be sure to like, comment, and subscribe lamb chops.