Did we ever find out why Troy murdered his girlfriend by pushing her off a cliff?

33  2018-03-13 by Doom_Art

Was it life insurance? To keep a secret? Just plain murderous rage?

27 comments

1  FoetusCorruptus 2018-03-13

She was pregnant , IIRC

1  booger-picker 2018-03-13

Bitch had the coco puffs

1  VincentSports89 2018-03-13

That song is so fucking stupid.

1  plane2nowhere 2018-03-13

She was more into red caviar tsss

1  EdguhMellencamp 2018-03-13

He proposed to her and she said no. He gave her the shove just as she was saying "I don't feel ready for this kind of-"

1  RealTonySchiavone 2018-03-13

And after she falls down the cliff Wile E Coyote style, Troy says "Now to turn on the old water works" as he clears his throat and calls 911. "Hello, sniff my, ahem, fiancé (winks) has fallen..."

1  loperetti 2018-03-13

Ah Wade its June, ah jeez

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-03-13

She was a Chicana, and pregnant, Troy couldn't deal with the shame of raising a half breed and cooked up an ingenious scheme yo absolve himself of 18 years of child support. And some people here dare call me, the most rationale honest poster here a racist. For shame.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-13

Nice rationale, stupid

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-03-13

Thank you, your honor.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-03-13

You either cop to being a racist or all of your contracts are in jeopardy. Catch-22 bruthaman.

1  TOPICALJOKELOL 2018-03-13

Actually racists can enter contracts.

1  3stepsbackward 2018-03-13

The people in the O&A universe are masterful criminals. Troy gets away with murder. Anthony gets away with fingering teenagers. Jimmy gets away with stealing 60 thousand dollars. Opie gets away with voyeurism and spying on fat men. It's ridiculous.

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-13

And Bobo gets away with an unfortunate mishap, Lady Di gets away with never working again, Half-A-Hulk-Face gets away with half a regular face, etc.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-03-13

Actually, Opie was the only one not to get away with it. Because he’s the stupidest.

1  Sudley 2018-03-13

Why do you think they used to have Patton on? It was all a cover just so they could sheme during breaks. He's the real mastermind behind it all.

1  edgars_teeth 2018-03-13

Show material. It was a slow week

1  Doom_Art 2018-03-13

Pfft as if O&A ever had that level of show prep

1  DeRosas_livelihood 2018-03-13

She criticized his choice of clothing.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-03-13

She talked shit about his skateboard.

1  cabaretcabaret 2018-03-13

He thought she was an alien

1  tandemi 2018-03-13

She was clearly "down for whatever"..... (Enter car crash here)

1  fuckstartmyheartx 2018-03-13

she didnt like 311 as much as he did

1  danTHEdick 2018-03-13

I head that Troy said she wanted another pretzel and it was easier to murder her than walk back to the snack shack.

1  semihat 2018-03-13

That's just what he's into.

1  Belchides 2018-03-13

"Allegedly" pushing her off a cliff.

1  Christopher_Barton 2018-03-13

He was protecting that unborn child from Anthony.

1  onemancrimespree 2018-03-13

It was because she got dat co co poff

1  DildoRenter 2018-03-13

In all seriousness, he wasn't even there. She was hiking with a friend.

1  enzo_trash 2018-03-13

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Was pretty chill

1  WhippingHuskies 2018-03-13

Thank you, your honor.