I came in my pants while sleeping, took them off, and went back to sleep. I woke up again and was covered in even more of my semen.

12  2018-03-13 by redtheftauto

When did you realize you were a failure in every way?

12 comments

1  redtheftauto 2018-03-13

Making this post.

1  PsychopathyRed 2018-03-13

This has happened to me before. That's not your semen, it's my father's.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2018-03-13

your dad is jerking off on you

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-03-13

I hope your prostate is cancerous

1  lyndsimargera 2018-03-13

I wonder how it keeps getting in your asshole.

1  redtheftauto 2018-03-13

That's been puzzling me as well

1  QuantumDice 2018-03-13

You succeeded in making a man cum without even waking up.

Doesn't sound like a failure to me.

1  RealTonySchiavone 2018-03-13

I've never came in my sleep before

1  all_copacetic 2018-03-13

Neither have I :( I think it might have something to do with the fact that I masturbate 18 times a day.

1  PeesaG 2018-03-13

Gay.

1  cro-magnon_sam 2018-03-13

Well at least you don't do it at a normal masseuse like I do.

1  ricswrangler 2018-03-13

Bobo?

1  redtheftauto 2018-03-13

I don't sleep on the toilet

1  Billyassman 2018-03-13

You were dreamin,right, now go back to sleep fathers not finished.