This is the greatest thing this sub has produced in quite some time. That was legitimately hilarious. Wow. Fucking well done.

This place has brought to life some truly remarkable (alledged) stories/rumors such as

Joe cumia drinking childspit for sexual purposes

Fatton Oswald killing his wife with sleepy pills and a pillow

Anthony's 3/4s lightning life crisis (let's be honest If he makes it another 5 years I'll be shocked) up the Hershey highway

Opie having a waterheaded daughter

Jim Notaint having HIV

Nothing you have said is false. It's all documented facts

All except Patton. He did kill her

Lennon having Down syndrome isn’t fan fiction.

It's rare that I have to stop reading anything because I'm laughing so hard, but by the time the Father Doris thing I was fawkin' dying.

I had to pull over my truck 😂😂😂

😂

brilliant

Bravo sir.

This is the right kind of autism

WWEtoo

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