Oh yeah, I forgot about how he "got his hair ripped out while being beaten with a lead pipe" in jail. Definitely didn't just pull his hair out himself from drug withdrawals.

He was walking around with a "who am I kidding" haircut for years. I think that story was just an excuse to finally own his receding hairline and cut his hair short

And those fucking creepy gloves. He must've tried cutting his wrist or something. This image is so God damn disturbing.

He actually said "lead pipe"? It's possibly been nearly a century since lead pipe was manufactured.

Most likely he was scratching his skull raw going through withdrawals in jail. His hands probably looked pretty brutal

Someone needs to call 911 every time Artie appears on the show.

In that case, you'd barely ever have to call.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_yjy0P1IBtA/maxresdefault.jpg

Looks 10000 times better.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a corpse.

Someone should do him a favor and put him out of his misery already. He's already dead, his body is just waiting to catch up to his spirit.

He tried to do himself that favor and failed.

I feel like a lot of people on here project things onto everyone involved with the show.

"He should just be put out of his misery. He's already dead."

"Anthony is a fucking pathetic piece of shit. He's done nothing with his life and he's going to die alone."

"Jimmy's a faggot, he should just accept it because the way he's living in denial is pathetic!"

"God, I fucking hate Opie. He's an unfunny, unlikeable, friendless, talentless fucking hack. I wish he'd just fucking kill himself."

for people who just try to make their audience laugh

Opie wanders around annoying people who are trying to do their job, commuting or are homeless. Jim is swiping right on Grindr the entire time he's on air. Sam shamelessly uses his show to secure a position pretending to be shocked by scripted wrestlers. Anthony thinks because he makes a few Caddyshack references inbetween his gun and nigger rants that it makes it a "comedy" show. And Artie shows up whenever he pleases for drug money.

Maybe decades ago they started out looking to do that, but now these lazy, unprepared, boring old has-beens have zero fire left in them besides a few embers to keep their undeserved lifestyles.

Can't argue with that truth, brother.

"lazy, unprepared, boring has-beens with zero fire left in them besides a few embers to preserve their undeserved lifestyles."

See, that sounds EXACTLY like something you'd say to yourself and are projecting onto somebody else (especially the "undeserved lifestyle" part, since it's coming from a reddit troll), because it's a really overly-vitriolic criticism considering you're talking about talk-radio hosts.

Why would I say that to myself? It's a bit of stretch to consider this projection since with the exception of Sam, all these men are involved (and have been fired for) in some utterly horrifying, borderline sociopathic stuff.

I'm just curious, I know this's a couple days late, but what do you think qualifies more as borderline-sociopathic behavior?

Saying in a fantasy world you'd have sex with a 13-year old and having sex with a 17-year old in a state where the AOC is 17

or

going onto a memorial page for somebody's mother the day after she died and using it as an opportunity to mock them, and then acting like you did nothing wrong when the person is pissed, and calling them a hypocritical free-speech-hating crybaby faggot?

As time progresses, it's fairly obvious (unless you're a delusional CM subscriber) that Anthony has gone above and beyond just "saying" such things, so I would definitely classify his past and ongoing behavior as borderline sociopathic above some over-the-line trolling.

So you're saying Anthony ACTUALLY had sex with a 13-year old girl?

You're a fucking moron if you actually think that. There's no evidence he did that. The closest thing is that 40-year old truckdriver who pretended to be a 14-year old girl that sexted with somebody who worked at Compound Media, even going so far as actually finding a teenage girl to do it, but nobody knows who it was. If that's your smoking gun, you're just not a smart person.

Exactly as I suspected all that smoke and zero fire for a ballwashing faggot such as yourself. Enjoy your stay here, it's just going to get worse for your kid diddling hero.

See, you're acting like there's any proof he had sex with a child.

He could livestream it on the shitty podcast you pay for and you'd still find excuses to deny it for him.

I don't subscribe to compound media.

You see, that's the difference between us. I'm going off of what's known. You're going off of assumptions.

Hush, you have a post history of white knighting this cretin.

Saying there's no proof somebody raped a child is white-knighting?

There's a whole first page for you to catch up with here. Enjoy.

Your rationale is an accusation equals proof and you're calling me a white-knight?

You'd make a fantastic head football coach at Penn State.

You have no facts to prove Anthony raped anybody.

Hey, I know it's been a rough couple days for you here but it's only going to get rougher for you and even more-so Anthony. Arguing with me when there's a whole front page of topics isn't going to make you feel any better or make me enjoy this cunt's downfall any less, you pedo-apologist waste of life.

You realize that being in a movie theater with a pre-teen isn't proof of anything, right? And acting like it is shows you're choosing to not look at this logically?

As this continues to progress, ultimately I am not the one who will need to be convinced of this.

I'm going to go out in a limb here, guys. People that abuse drugs for large periods of time don't age well.

What makes you think that Artie is not a big believer in sober living?

Whoa there fella, let’s not jump to conclusions.

Imagine actively seeking this person out, giving him a job, and imagine continuing to employ him even after his attendance rate dips below 50%.

Imagine being that bad at running a business.

Not only that but telling the same stories over and over when he does show up.

"You look like a Jew broad fighting Draculas. WHEEEEEEZE" "OH-HO-HOLY SHIT!"

Charge our dwindling customers more for said trainwreck, decrease the amount of content by letting shows leave, provide a subpar system for viewers and listeners...

I can't wait for what other antics the AA show have in store

This nigga....now he thinks he's Michael Jackson now. Rob Reiner lookin ass sambo

White glove treatment

Looks like a cartoon Disney villain from the 1930's, right down to the mickey mouse gloves.

If you ordered a Uber and this guy showed up as the driver,you would never get in a car again.

I'm genuinely curious what his bullshit story was for the gloves.

Oh it is retarded. I think he said it was because he had injuries on his hands and didn't want them to get infected. It was something that didn't add up, like wearing a cotton glove over am injury is retarded and will likely increase risk of an infection

Island of Dr.Moron

Those gloves say 66 penguin. His face says Devito.

What makes you think that Artie is not a big believer in sober living?

Whoa there fella, let’s not jump to conclusions.