"I really wish #WWE would fire Art Garfunkel aka Sam Roberts. He brings zero entertainment value to the product and is hard to look at and listen to. Has a very boring personality. #WWEFastlane #WWENetwork"
If they only knew what a worthless cunt he's been the last 15 years on radio.
you guys can rip on wrestling fans all you want, but they’re one of the toughest crowds to get over on. Any weakness in the performer, and it’s immediate hate, instant feedback. Their hate is respectable.
Idk, first tweet I saw was a cute looking girl who averages a few hundred likes per wrestling post she does of original WWE artwork. Then I saw even a few blue check marked people who I've never heard of but even they were pretty brutal. I don't know if it's a physical thing Sam does or a mental thing but those would be examples of counter arguments for what Opie and Anthony consider trolls (people with large amount of followers/non-anonymous posters).
His whole demeanor and aesthetic is off-putting enough to change the consumer behavior of the crowd. It's not hideous in a grotesquely deformed way, but it would be hard to eat with him in the room. How are you going to see Sam Roberts around a product and be enthusiastic about it anymore?
I fucking hate Sam, but what I learned on the show today was that Nancy Grace walked out on Jim and Sam on March 2. I guess there was too much cuntiness in the studio.
Sam's accomplishments in life are so far out of proportion with his actual level of talent. He's employed to broadcast by two major corporations. It's astonishing and baffling when you think about it. There's got to be more qualified guys out there who could step into both roles and fawkin kill it.
Today I went to a casino and asked a negro lady for a dollar so I could use some free play. She said no. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Thank you for brightening my day. PS: Brother Joe is worthless.
38 comments
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-03-12
i have a shit project at work, and a good FWB has been impossible to get a hold of lately. this did brighten my day, thanks :)
1 Snake_____86 2018-03-12
"I really wish #WWE would fire Art Garfunkel aka Sam Roberts. He brings zero entertainment value to the product and is hard to look at and listen to. Has a very boring personality. #WWEFastlane #WWENetwork"
If they only knew what a worthless cunt he's been the last 15 years on radio.
1 buttholebrigade 2018-03-12
Im too hard on these wrestling fans, theyre not as retarded as i first thought.
1 TacoTrots 2018-03-12
Still pretty goddamned retarded, though.
1 BigDummyIsSexy 2018-03-12
Not a single positive comment in about a dozen screens of scrolling.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-03-12
That makes me so incredibly happy.
1 chris2webby 2018-03-12
I saw one. One guy commented on his Stu Pickles suit
1 justneedtologin 2018-03-12
I'm torn. I hate Sam, but I also want these fans of gay oiled speedo ass slapping "sports entertainment" to suffer as much as possible.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-03-12
They have to endure Sam, you don't call that suffering?
1 ohpizzawow 2018-03-12
We had to endure Opie
1 ok_to_sink 2018-03-12
And Sam!
1 Psych555 2018-03-12
Bunch of masochists in here.
1 Marathon_Man_3k 2018-03-12
Thank you for your service
1 TehSamurai01 2018-03-12
I hope Sam gets a full-time job as a commentator for Raw or Smackdown! Maybe he would quit Sirius then.
1 doritosalsa 2018-03-12
The fucking guy with the afro pick video was great.
1 thatRookie 2018-03-12
https://twitter.com/JayDukes/status/973033809464655873
1 brmlb 2018-03-12
you guys can rip on wrestling fans all you want, but they’re one of the toughest crowds to get over on. Any weakness in the performer, and it’s immediate hate, instant feedback. Their hate is respectable.
1 ohpizzawow 2018-03-12
FAG
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-03-12
Yeah, us non-wrestling fans (civilians) just wouldn't understand
1 Opthony 2018-03-12
Nice heel-turn, stupid.
1 HandsomeMyles 2018-03-12
i watched that alexa bliss promo after she won elimination chamber - i was laughing my balls off at how well she played the crowd
1 chris2webby 2018-03-12
and she's not bad on the eyes either, right?
1 Dannyprecise 2018-03-12
Oh. Look. A faggot has spoken.
1 Threeglassjoggers 2018-03-12
Opie Roberts gloating about how everyone can't stop talking about his performance is pretty shocking, I had no idea he was really that delusional.
1 ledge9999 2018-03-12
That's because, just like his hero, any criticisms are just from trolls who are supposedly jealous of his talent.
1 Threeglassjoggers 2018-03-12
Idk, first tweet I saw was a cute looking girl who averages a few hundred likes per wrestling post she does of original WWE artwork. Then I saw even a few blue check marked people who I've never heard of but even they were pretty brutal. I don't know if it's a physical thing Sam does or a mental thing but those would be examples of counter arguments for what Opie and Anthony consider trolls (people with large amount of followers/non-anonymous posters).
1 BabyJamesGomez 2018-03-12
His whole demeanor and aesthetic is off-putting enough to change the consumer behavior of the crowd. It's not hideous in a grotesquely deformed way, but it would be hard to eat with him in the room. How are you going to see Sam Roberts around a product and be enthusiastic about it anymore?
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-03-12
You should be a creative writer.
1 HudsonHughesrealDad 2018-03-12
Nothing makes me happier than to see a sub-human getting universally shat upon by everyone he comes into contact with. All is well in the world.
1 lispychicken 2018-03-12
I never thought I'd agree with anything wrestling fans said.. but here I am.
1 Yeaaaa4 2018-03-12
So what'd he do to piss them off? Or is it just general hate only trending now as he's currently on their television?
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-03-12
they have functioning eyes and ears and this mutant is polluting their dumb entertainment
1 tandemi 2018-03-12
I fucking hate Sam, but what I learned on the show today was that Nancy Grace walked out on Jim and Sam on March 2. I guess there was too much cuntiness in the studio.
1 DamonTyler 2018-03-12
Ithat was 2 years ago buddy
1 Smegma6 2018-03-12
https://i.imgur.com/C2kr2Wt.png
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-03-12
Ha ha ha ha, even PRO WRESTLING FANS laugh at poor, poor Sam. When rasslin' fans are mocking you, you've truly bottomed out.
1 jofreal 2018-03-12
Sam's accomplishments in life are so far out of proportion with his actual level of talent. He's employed to broadcast by two major corporations. It's astonishing and baffling when you think about it. There's got to be more qualified guys out there who could step into both roles and fawkin kill it.
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2018-03-12
"Where the fuck did Sam Roberts find an IRL replica of Stu Pickles' suit?"
Hahahaha
1 Orlandell 2018-03-12
Today I went to a casino and asked a negro lady for a dollar so I could use some free play. She said no. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Thank you for brightening my day. PS: Brother Joe is worthless.