They're all marble mouths. Go watch Seth Rollins trip over his tongue and he's a top performer.
All of the guys are uncomfortably nice to Sam, they treat him like a buddy. I don't know if they're trying to push him, but they've got a couple commentary spots that desperately need new blood. I think he'd be great as a Mean Gene character too. Being a creepy looking freak isn't a bad thing in pro wrestling.
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1 867-5309- 2018-03-12
It's the only explanation as to why Vince McMahon would allow that Rocky Dennis- looking, marble mouth sounding cunt on his network.
1 gethigh_watchHBO 2018-03-12
Maybe it makes the wrestlers look strong and articulate in comparison.
They make the backstage interviewers squat or take a wide stance if they are too tall compared to who they are interviewing.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-03-12
Sam makes average guys look like Frank Zane. Put him next to a wrestler and they look like a demigod.
1 joecoglucci 2018-03-12
He is the new Harvey wimplemen
1 rahtin 2018-03-12
They're all marble mouths. Go watch Seth Rollins trip over his tongue and he's a top performer.
All of the guys are uncomfortably nice to Sam, they treat him like a buddy. I don't know if they're trying to push him, but they've got a couple commentary spots that desperately need new blood. I think he'd be great as a Mean Gene character too. Being a creepy looking freak isn't a bad thing in pro wrestling.
1 DildoRenter 2018-03-12
I like how they had to buy an adult father a decent suit.
1 Doubleteamthesetits 2018-03-12
I don't want to believe Sam has 20k to throw around like that.
1 maloonigans 2018-03-12
oh i bet he doesnt
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-12
No, he's planning on having a large family.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-03-12
I'm sure his mom helped out.
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-12
Sam and Bobo are going to have nervous breakdowns when their mothers pass away.
"Duhhhh who's going to squirt tit milk into my retarded mouth awwright?"
And Bobo will probably have something to say as well.
1 ZubatCountry 2018-03-12
Bobo will adopt Sam so he doesn't starve to death on the street alroight.
1 Superbad415 2018-03-12
Didn’t he make a million dlllars a few years back due to some viral video, that paired with his consistent career I’m sure he does.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-03-12
WWE is a genius organization if they do this.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-03-12
Sam probably only makes 20k a year.
1 bobbacklund 2018-03-12
Whatever he makes he spends way to much money on looking and behaving like a child.
1 Anarox 2018-03-12
It's WWE, he should fit right in and the fans should stop complaining.
1 SibHashian13 2018-03-12
Does anyone remember Sam's rap song?
1 shawkward 2018-03-12
Joon-your-mint or some horseshit? That was really really awful.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-03-12
Joon Your M’nt, thank you very much. When it came to lyrics about keeping the pipes from leaking, they were cutting edge.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-12
What are your thoughts on the musical stylings of MC Entropy?
1 kephale 2018-03-12
The worst part about the song is that he was actually trying.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-03-12
Link???????
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-03-12
Take it easy, take it cool Act a straight up fool Don't be surprised when you hear our rhymes and start to drool
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2018-03-12
IT'S TIME FOR JANGALANG
HEUGH HEUGH HEUGH
1 Sthenine 2018-03-12
20 grand can get someone whacked. To get Sam on air, you need at LEAST a quarter mil...
1 SuperTrucker76 2018-03-12
That would be a Greg "Opie" Hughes school of broadcasting (scorch wing) move to make. It's how you get the Numbas... He studied under the best.
1 SolomonKull 2018-03-12
Like it or not, Sam is liked and respected in the wrestling industry.
1 DildoRenter 2018-03-12
That says everything we need to know about those retards.