I dated a girl with fake boobs. Her rationale was really depressing:
When she first got them, she noticed that guys were giving her more attention and money. (She was a stripper.) Then at some point, she got used to the extra attention and the extra money.
Actually that's a negative...at least not for free. If you've never heard the notorious story Artie told on the Stern Show when he hooked up with some fine ass bitch and banged her out and when it was all said and done the whore held her hand out and said "that'll be $5,000." Yeah, hilarious...well, not for him, of course.
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1 Peckahnator 2018-03-12
That photoshoot is hostrorically beautiful cringe. Worth a googling.
1 DigitalTorque 2018-03-12
Holy shit, you were not kidding...
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/fRdlU
1 Peckahnator 2018-03-12
Best one wasn't even there.
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-03-12
Is that you?
1 Peckahnator 2018-03-12
delet this
1 KillaKuhnsDeadSon 2018-03-12
haha why was this downvoted, it was the one i was looking for, so funny.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-12
Horrifying.
1 Bobby_Newpooort 2018-03-12
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and gluttony
1 parrotpeople 2018-03-12
holy 56 percent photoshoot
1 chrissurra 2018-03-12
Looks like a handsome contest.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-03-12
I'm glad the Mad Cuban had fun.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-03-12
This gallery has my wife howling right now. About this one, she said:
"this has to be photoshopped"
"is he a little person?"
I wanted to toss out a Rogan joke but she wouldn't get it
https://i.imgur.com/XSlSb0o.jpg
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-03-12
Hmm, no Bobo...
1 StevenGorefrost 2018-03-12
I thought number 4 was grabbing his dick.
1 Monotoned 2018-03-12
My favorite thing was all the polite hover handing.
1 dukefett 2018-03-12
I think there was a lesbian hover hand there, I don't think I've seen that before.
1 DrDooomPebblestone 2018-03-12
Classic stuff
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-03-12
Looks like his ass is sticking out of the front of his pants
1 Cullen396 2018-03-12
that's not really artie
them bitches need to lose some of that gut body fat, and use some of that carls jr money to get some fake tits and ass injections.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-12
For sure dude, I also see 3 fat slobs in that picture.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-03-12
You don’t think that would make them self-conscious if you tweeted that to them, do you?
1 emerge_from_the_mist 2018-03-12
That’s absolutely Artie Lange, dude.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-03-12
The only thing I hate more than fake tits are fake assess.
1 ZubatCountry 2018-03-12
Right? Nothing says "I'm totally straight" like calling fit girls fat and suggesting they replace their natural titty and ass fat with plastic.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-03-12
I dated a girl with fake boobs. Her rationale was really depressing:
When she first got them, she noticed that guys were giving her more attention and money. (She was a stripper.) Then at some point, she got used to the extra attention and the extra money.
So her solution?
Get them even bigger.
That's how you go from this : http://static.celebuzz.com/uploads/2011/12/09/Courtney-Stodden-Flashes-a-Red-Bikini-For-Funny-or-Die-Shoot-10-373x560.jpg
to this: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/26/16/42B4167C00000578-4732438-image-a-24_1501082196464.jpg
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-03-12
They're about to end up dismembered in the dumpster he eats out of.
1 partyinyourgrave 2018-03-12
At this point, this comparison is a compliment to Artie.
1 ChippySez 2018-03-12
The fat fuck's gut is making me angry.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-12
I wanna kick it back up into his shirt
1 DryTeeth 2018-03-12
That man looks 10,000x more healthy than Artie Lang
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1 FloppyDonkeyBalls 2018-03-12
This guy must be a smooth talker, to score two good looking babes like that.
1 two_perrcent 2018-03-12
This nigga got a scrotum on his stomach
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-12
This is fucking depressing.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-03-12
If it were really Artie Lange one of those girls would likely fuck him.
Gold diggers gonna gold dig.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-03-12
Actually that's a negative...at least not for free. If you've never heard the notorious story Artie told on the Stern Show when he hooked up with some fine ass bitch and banged her out and when it was all said and done the whore held her hand out and said "that'll be $5,000." Yeah, hilarious...well, not for him, of course.
1 Hanarable 2018-03-12
Link?
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-03-12
https://youtu.be/0G6S8PYCixI My bad. Enjoy. Fantastic tale.
1 evelkaneval 2018-03-12
This looks like Artie circa 2008.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-03-12
Is that the Rick and Morty guy?
1 Frequent2001 2018-03-12
that dude looks like a model compared to what artie looks like nowadays.
1 revolvingmonk 2018-03-12
Looks more like a fatter Jeff Garland that dresses like Artie.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-12
What a difference a shower and a haircut make.
1 aRTie02150 2018-03-12
https://i.imgur.com/vtIdniC_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
Can't help touching his dick.
1 Slothjew 2018-03-12
I had to zoom in to make sure this wasn’t actually him.
1 bal0rd 2018-03-12
"Hey Howard... uh... I'm not feeling well today"
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1 Molly_Whop 2018-03-12
I swear to God I thought it was him until I read the comments.
1 rahtin 2018-03-12
Sometimes I realize my life could be much worse.
1 Sthenine 2018-03-12
That guy is actually at Artie's "goal" weight.
1 StevenGorefrost 2018-03-12
Based Boogie!