poor sammy can't accept that no one likes him; he's only loosely associated with people who were once liked

one pedo, one retard and the other an HIV patient

With several of those overlapping

edit.. 1 HIV patient, 2 pedos and 3 retards

a faggots dozen

You forgot Scorch

poor sammy can't accept that no one likes him; he's only loosely associated with people who were once liked

This is the exact description of Virgil and I fucking know that hurts ol' "Nothing To Offer" Roberts' little feelings.

B-b-but mummy loves him, isn't that what really matters?

Forgot to mention plugging it on a nationally broadcasted radio show.

Broadcasted?

What'd ya do, bite her hand or somethin

Sam is Opie without tits

Dinosaur nuggets are better than steak with barbecue sauce.

Now is not the time for factual statements.

I fully agree but fuck Sam.

Well done steaks.

Jesus I've never hated anybody more than when I heard that

Glad I'm not the only one. Something about the show and food combined just annoyed me far more than it ever should.

Fucking barbeque sauce on steaks. Get fucked, Gregg.

If you think about, it making a shitty steak for Roland probably cost him his career.

Roland would gladly let a chef film him shitting.

If you were stranded on a desert island and could only take one wrestling podcast...

Something to Wrestle With

The pedophile, the pedophile’s brother who’s also a pedophile card carrying racist and apparently not a pedophile your honor (he actually called a fake tv judge hollywood actress “your honor”), the worm and the homeless tittied teethmonster have been real busybodies as of late.

This has taken focus away from the fucking manchild ghoul twink goatlaugh sneakerfag Sam Roberts. I say it’s about time we turn the crusade on him with full force focus for at least a week.

There there.

(he actually called a fake tv judge hollywood actress “your honor)

Joe comes from the theatrical world of the tribute band so he just sees her as someone acting out a tribute to actual judges.

I remember, i have to shamefully admit im an avid fan of his wrestling podcast, because he actually makes a decent show when he has something to talk about he actually knows.

He spent weeks on both shows plugging the gig, the thing was even sader because he had bubba ray dudley as a guest, and he was suppose to give his first post retirement interview live on the show.

Im guessing it was extra embarrasing trying to explain to bubba that the show was cancelled, or even worst he had to pull the plug because of the poor sales. I hope team 3d put him trough a table and then proceded to rape him.

You lost me after you said you were "an avid fan" of his wrestling podcast

I understand, im sorry

If you keep reading though, it further illustrates Sam's failure. Go back and give it another shot.

yeah he's not bad at wrestling podcast but he sure does fucking suck balls being a co-host of a morning radio show.

Sam has testicles fortified by chicken nuggets

He’s bad at all of it

I could see retro wrestling from the 80s or 90s beong entertaining in the same way a shitty horror film from the time is.

But new wrestling is like nickle back

No one gives a shit about wrasslin' anymore.

It's on another upswing. The women's division is great now.

lol

Haha, suuuure.

His second one was cancelled? Oof. That’s gotta sting.

Do you think his mom bought a bunch of tickets to make him feel better?

Surprised he didn’t immediately sell out with a true comedy heavyweight like Dan Soder. He’s got so many classic bits.

That’s just sad, and I would feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such an asshole to the people who couldn’t get anyone at their convention booths.

Get a Rope Roberts really is a let down, especially the part nigger part.

Lonely Sam Roberts https://i.imgur.com/Hc9YCsS.jpg

didnt he sell out his first one?

He does well when Summerslam is in town and he does a free show

That's weird, it's not like Sam is an unlikable rat -faggot- manlet or anything

Its almost as if being an unlikeable cunt on air for your entire radio career doen't translate into people wanting to see you live.

He can't draw at comedy and pro wrestling events with Mark Henry and Bubbe Ray Dudley. I imagine he's an anti-draw.

"Oh, a night of comedy with Mark Henry and Dan Soder? That sounds kinda interesting, is it just them? It isn't? Damn, Sam Roberts is going to be there, too. He's that ugly guy with a stupid voice and shitty wigger afro that ruins WWE preshows. I'm gonna stay home."

zero point zero

I love Sam but don't care about wrestling. He's got his lane - he should stay in it. His home show is better than Jim and Sam. Then again so are Ope's lunatic ramblings.

Nobody loves Sam

I dislike him alot.

Even with Mark Henry? That's just ridiculous. You would think someone with a proven box office appeal like MARK HENRY would really give Sam a boost for his sisterhood of the traveling podcast.

Him and his "WWE" friends just laugh at the fans. They realise the skill is just sucking up to corporate. "No talent"... no problem Sir!

It’s because Sam is awful with no interesting or entertaining qualities. He calls himself a broadcaster because that’s his sole priority. To be in front of a mic and that’s it. He’s just a live mic orbiting chameleon who would take any opportunity to host just about anything. His ambition is admirable but he never developed any sort of unique voice that would draw dimes and put asses in seats. This was apparent when he’d try to host shitty shows on the Sirius hits channel and make corny inoffensive jokes about Lady Gaga’s dress or whatever. You knew from O&A that wasn’t his personality and he was being phony just to get on air. It’s opportunistic and ambitious, but it lacks integrity. Say what you will about O&A but they did a show their way and that’s was the selling point. People don’t like Sam and they have no reason to. He’s just giggling background noise without guests or comedians around him.

He also tried selling meet and greet tix for $50 at his first live podcast. He was also so generous he threw in one of those NOT SAM pins nobody wants.

Surely not even wrestling fans would be willing to pay to watch a guy sit there and talk about wrestling. It's like paying to watch a magician talk about magic but never actually do any magic.

I bet he can get a table next to Virgil

How is wrestling still a thing I don't get. I know its big in the suburbs

I always envision Sam's face being held down by Whoo Kid's naked foot, a kid crying in the back while Sam thanks "Mr. Kid" as he sperms in Jess's hairy donut factory.

Broadcasted?