What the fuck is the act out she does after "I was like, well, someone's not afraid of commitment..."? Is that an Antoine Walker shimmy + eye wink as she walks away? Why? How does that make any sense?
I could wear on my life that's canned laughter; it doesn't sound natural at all, sounds totally pre-recorded. Sarah Silverman admitted to "punching up" laughs on her awful, awful Netflix special, which I guess is common practice. It sounds so over the top and phony it's unbelievable.
Women comics just suck. They have no heart. You can see right through them; they're just up there going through the motions because they like attention. They have no idea how to be or sound like themselves, they only know how to parrot other successful male comics. They're a waste of everyone's time. Sing, act, play an instrument. Leave stand up, the marines, and firefighting to men.
Holy shit, you're right. Im pretty sure back in the day they taped those live with a studio audience back in the day, but maybe it's different now. That would be beyond pathetic, if that's the case.
Exactly, this is toned down...the bitch is terrible at comedy but Jim has admitted before he doesn’t like going on after funny people so they don’t outshine him
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1 juanwayne 2018-03-10
Stand up comedy sucks. If you keep doing it long enough youll eventually get a late night show spot.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-03-10
It's 5x easier for a woman to get somewhere in stand up. They have to do 1/80th the work. It's such a joke. (No pun intended)
1 panasonictooth 2018-03-10
She just reminds me of Schumer.
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-03-10
Who actually goes to Norton's shows? It couldn't be O&A listeners because they would boo the shit out of her.
1 peopleforgetthat 2018-03-10
Did she do coke in the back? She sounds like she has lock jaw
1 PassProtect15 2018-03-10
Tapped out after 20 seconds.
What the fuck is the act out she does after "I was like, well, someone's not afraid of commitment..."? Is that an Antoine Walker shimmy + eye wink as she walks away? Why? How does that make any sense?
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-03-10
I made it to 1:40 and a foosball joke. I wish I never hit play.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2018-03-10
For those who can't watch the video, I'll summarize:
Blah blah blah pause with a silly expression Blah blah blah pause with a 'can you guys believe this?' expression (Repeat for 6 minutes)
1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-03-10
We’re living in a fools paradise
1 NUGGETRY420 2018-03-10
So bad
1 suchanjv 2018-03-10
HAHA?...
1 naturalinfidel 2018-03-10
I think it is the same toast Stewie references.
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-03-10
Two jokes made me chuckle:
1) My biggest fear is a peanut butter and condom sandwich. 2) Old people are made of toast.
Neither is a good joke. She needs to write actually good punchlines and stop trying so hard with tags that outdo the lazy jokes.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-03-10
I could wear on my life that's canned laughter; it doesn't sound natural at all, sounds totally pre-recorded. Sarah Silverman admitted to "punching up" laughs on her awful, awful Netflix special, which I guess is common practice. It sounds so over the top and phony it's unbelievable.
Women comics just suck. They have no heart. You can see right through them; they're just up there going through the motions because they like attention. They have no idea how to be or sound like themselves, they only know how to parrot other successful male comics. They're a waste of everyone's time. Sing, act, play an instrument. Leave stand up, the marines, and firefighting to men.
1 Jungies 2018-03-10
I think she's playing to an empty room; it looks like she's getting cues from off-camera for when to tell the next joke.
It's got that horribly-fake feeling the comics in GTA4 had.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-03-10
Holy shit, you're right. Im pretty sure back in the day they taped those live with a studio audience back in the day, but maybe it's different now. That would be beyond pathetic, if that's the case.
1 throwawawyy2 2018-03-10
You can actually hear the women in the crowd take a breather from fake laughing and for about 7 seconds theres an honest reaction from the crowd
1 Jungies 2018-03-10
She gets 25 seconds in before having us imagine she's naked.
Comedy!
1 Jungies 2018-03-10
....and one minute before she's jiggling for the camera, trying to look attractive.
1 shogun647 2018-03-10
She’s right there with Bonnie.
1 peopleforgetthat 2018-03-10
Exactly, this is toned down...the bitch is terrible at comedy but Jim has admitted before he doesn’t like going on after funny people so they don’t outshine him
1 JSoupL 2018-03-10
the voice is almost an impression. if she can't be proud of her punchlines at least she can hang her hat on being the first successful cow cloned.
1 Chippahjim 2018-03-10
Jim Norton comment?
1 DJNewStyle 2018-03-10
Because she sucks
1 jewniggercuck 2018-03-10
OJ is Hebrew for women with face of dog and brain of Bonnie McFarlane's sister.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-03-10
Because she is safe.No salty jokes here folks....no comedy either but......