Some say his spirit still visits...

40  2018-03-09 by Leofan7

39 comments

Spooky

I love how he doesn’t realize his “sneaks” are so bad.

I hate how people with zero lower body development are the only ones able to buy and fit into jeans these days.

Sounds like your fat.

32x34 I just do squats is all. Skinny jeans cannot accommodate a man. Sam is not a man

Braggart

If it makes you feel better I had a swollen lymph node on my neck all last week

I hope it’s cancer.

Oh, you see, I have a hard time purchasing pants because of my big ass dick, bitch.

That sounds like one of them good problems

More like good dick.

I'm assuming shorts are a no-no?

Move up a size retard.

I thought black people spent all their wages on sneakers and hats so they could color-coordinate their "fresh" outfits. Bumble bee shoes clash with red, white, and blue.

And he's wearing an LA Clippers sweater. That team has been complete trash all year.

He wouldn't know that though, there were no obvious headlines in Entertainment Tonight for him to get informed about it.

I want to hit Sam. Wear just regular shoes, for fucks sake. You're not black and your not young, you just look like a fucking poser wearing sneakers like that.

Half-right. Correct. Correct.

He's not even matching those shoes. Either way he looks like a clown.

How come this mongoloid Sam has not been properly taken down a peg? The fucker seems impervious to the truth we speak. The balls on him, to wear sneakers like that. I was hoping this retard would be ripping the push-pins out of his map by now.

I wasn't aware anyone's head could look that horrible. He is one of the fugliest humans I've ever seen.

fawkkkk

He'd be disgusted with every single one of them.

I miss our sweet Patreeky.

Sam needs to get the number of Ant's hair transplant physician once they work out his visitation issues. Sam's balding hairline and gigantic forehead make him look so much worse...

The ghosts of legends walk these hallowed halls.

That's how you can tell Sam is a poser, anyone in the hood would be rocking a steelers/penguins jersey to match those shoes. FUCK YOU SAM!

No.
There is no spirit of Patrice in that room. He is not present in the lives of these garbage people.

Like the charges stemming from the felonious behavior of dumb guinea trash person, Anthony Cumia....

The reprobate sociopath, Opie Hughes, is a 1st degree shit person. Anthony is rotten for different reasons - and James Norton grows more despicable with each passing moon.

I'd like to think spirit of Patrice O'Neal occasionally checks in on the genuine humans - i.e. Colin Quinn

Call me old fashioned, but I thought collecting shoes was something women do.

Considering how insanely expensive the shoes are that these "men" collect, you'd think they wouldn't be so goddamn ugly.

I don’t believe in spooks

Imagine Sam's closet filled with all those multi colored sneakers. I bet he can't wait to show dj whoo kid when he gets a new pair

oogah boogah

You just know he pops in and checks on them at their houses and just leaves shaking his head at all of them.