“I am very fond of ladies, I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, and I like their silence.”
--- Dr Johnson
You may be familiar with Dr Johnson's invention, the "Dictionary" - a guide not to the spelling or meaning of words (that came later), but to the pronunciation of words (hence the "Diction" in its name).
My point is, he was a great man who changed the English-speaking world by studying and recording people's voices ( a genuine scholar of the spoken word); but his fondest wish for the fairer sex was that they should shut up for five God-Damned fucking minutes.
6 comments
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-08
Nope
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-03-08
I've got mine all wrapped up
1 bal0rd 2018-03-08
Ant has one to fit a teen boy's head. It's bolted into the floor next to his Xbox.
1 sexylarrytate 2018-03-08
A stainless steel spreader bar
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-08
DATS VULGA!
1 Jungies 2018-03-08
You may be familiar with Dr Johnson's invention, the "Dictionary" - a guide not to the spelling or meaning of words (that came later), but to the pronunciation of words (hence the "Diction" in its name).
My point is, he was a great man who changed the English-speaking world by studying and recording people's voices ( a genuine scholar of the spoken word); but his fondest wish for the fairer sex was that they should shut up for five God-Damned fucking minutes.