It's a great cover, aestetically. Even a cute idea with the pockets. Too bad all 4 of these cucks are Alabama ugly.

weak bait

You love it

Where the FUCK is my GUN!? FUCK!!

We really let that guy who wrote the "faot" article off too lightly. I feel like we could have made him commit suicide, or at least divorce his wife because of her LeBron hairline.

Oh yeah, she was fierce.

Awful photoshop.

It's not even photoshopped, stupid

I swear that pajeets eyebrows only come in that position.

They're too heavy to lift more.

Permanent DreamWorks face

Need some Rummelsnuff tuh butch it up in heayh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5patve0yHDs

This is fucking embarrassing. White guys just keep getting wimpier and wearing dorky "ironic" sweaters.

Its either ironic clothing or no clothing at all like manly man Burt Kriesher.

Let's not paint everyone with the same brush, one of them is of the sand negro variety.

On the cover of a magazine with BETA MALE unironically written over your picture. How many cocks did these faggots suck for the chance at fame and money?

Because the rest were for pleasure.

Exactamundo!!!

I was 37.

You don't get it guys. Women really love these faggots!

Yeah, as friends

These guys? I don't think so.

Because they can control these faggots and they know they won't leave them. Sick thing for both parties

Human betapede

What I love about O and A sub is that there is impromptu humor, and the appropriate amount of fun hate... that being said LOL, fuck you

we're crazy but we keep it fun! LOL

Not a man to be found.

Thats right... stand tall ya fuckin fruits. You are presiding over the most successful era in the demonization of masculinity.

Perfect example...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwwAuJFjvPY

How is that an example?

The guy in the petsmart commercial is exactly the beta male emasculated fag they are pushing.

idk seems like your typical mid 20s hipster

Yeah because if there’s one place we look to for masculinity it’s pets mart. Shut the fuck up faggot.

Found the beta fag.

I like dogs.

I don't give a fuck about this cover, nor know anything about these guy's personal lives, but I do love Silicon Valley. One of the funnier shows on TV

Verizon guy in the orange is the one I hate the most. Look at me, I dont know anything about sports and Im awkward!

He has a wonky Forest Whitaker eye.

Sportball!

i had a friend who’d always yell that whenever athletics would come up in conversation.

had

What a piece of shit.

fucking faggots.

I never realized how tiny Kumail is.

I once had a beta fish. It was always mad and throwing rocks around the bowl like a cunt.

I had a beta fish that swam in its own vomit for weeks because my sister overfed it. It refused to die so we flushed it after we couldnt bear the stench

Beta males are Pack Leaders second only to the alpha male. Those are Omega males.

That's not even how wolf packs work. The alpha male is the father, the alpha female is the mother, and the rest are their offspring.

There is literally 0 sexual competition within a pack, because it's one family

Somebody isn't familiar with the Cumia pack.

Those are not males.

Each man should strive to be the leader of his pack (which is his family).

Hence why it's stupid to deal with in terms of the animal kingdom, because we don't socialize like wolves.

tri lambs

Jarred fucks though.

Bout ready to convert to islam

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This is what all men will be in the future.

Hopefully the machines will wipe us out before we get to that point. Time to donate some money to Boston Dynamics.

Then I will pray for a prolonged nuclear winter.

Actually, I think the pendulum swing back the other way (yyyesssss!) on that. Plus these “males” don’t reproduce as often. At least that’s what I hope. Because yuck.

Women do not like guys like this. While it might not be cool to dunk their heads in toilets anymore, let’s not lose our minds and act like these types of guys are out pussy slaying.

Actually the Aziz Ansari saga proved that just being a celebrity is enough.

No. It proves my point. She went after him for fame and then was disgusted with him afterwards.

That's also a fair point. Anyone else notice how all the men accused (with few exceptions) are beta males, 70% of them Jews? Women really really like getting revenge on beta males.

None of the metoo targets are good looking alphas, except for maybe Jeremy Piven who's getting old. If he was in his 30s he wouldn't have been targeted.

They did go after James Franco, but I feel like that was them being bitter because he’s gay.

Aziz' eyebrows are looking a bit bushier than usual on this magazine cover.....

Why do they do this? Women don’t like it. Gay men don’t like shit like this. Who is this for? I hate this world.

(((Who))) indeed.

Chippah, don't you nevah let me catch you readin no magazine, those people will dress up a boy-shaped-lady in an outfit so ugly that no one besides a Tunisian degenerate could stiffen his peckah lookin at it.

In the animal world: there are alphas that reproduce and gain resources by conquest, betas that appear like females to alphas in order to gain their protection and fuck their females sneakily, then there are gammas that avoid the dominance game entirely and find ways to force their sperm into females by any means (sperm bomb).

These men try to use their passivity and femininity as a shield to hide their true nature which differs in no way from the more aggressive men. They just know they couldn't win the open contest.

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I like that guy from the office. He looks like a good casting call for a man hunter remake if he got his muscles thicker 💪

On topic https://youtu.be/gx8QOVsSMvI

Swarm of no shoulder having Joe DeRosa's.

i dont believe these guys agreed to be called betas

Does kike degeneracy know no bounds?

Gas hollywood 2018

Its sad this is what men have become.

You guys laugh, but they get (all of the chicks). [http://i.imgur.com/Mmy4yax.jpg]

You guys laugh, but they get [all of the chicks]. (http://i.imgur.com/Mmy4yax.jpg)

You laugh, but these guys [get all of the chicks]. (https://i.imgur.com/6aKyHLR.jpg)

I love this shit. We live in a great time.

Women are literally giving pussy away and 90% of men are out of shape nerds. Eat healthy, lift some weights, have a hint of a personality...and you'll be knee deep in pussy.

I lost 105lbs, started doing Jiu Jitsu, and can attest to the uptick in pussy.

Without gazelles, my belly would be empty.

They're all infertile due to low t so evolutionarily speaking they are still failures.

Seriously time to start hunting, killing and eating these people, so that the balance can be restored for mankind.

While I don't disagree with you per se, few of these types will reproduce, so the problem will solve itself.

Swarm of no shoulder having Joe DeRosa's.

Funny that even these fags thought Miller was an even bigger faggot

None of them could change a fucking tire. Ladies enjoy your NuMales.

We need another Charles Manson

The only upside of the feminization of Western males, is the advantages masculine males will have in the dating realm.

The 18+ year old women of today were molded from males of traditional media, i.e. they grew up and have a conception of what classically masculine men look like - tough, gentlemanly, assertive, decisive, white, etc. These women won't just start flip-flopping to beta males. They don't actually enjoy them or believe in them.

Start getting fit and copying Don Draper. I'm half-kidding.

Fuck, how embarrassing.

Too many fucking faggots in this city.

Beta is a personality. Of course physicality plays into it, but these guys are just fags. Grew up in a small farming town and the alpha was a 5’7 farmers kid that was dorky as fuck.

I read recently that the Beta/Alpha distinctions between men are just a misunderstood facade. I agree. These men are simply too afraid to be assertive in anything and afraid of emotional women.

Its comical for a multitude of reasons. One being that they are arranged in an increasing height order. The next funny gag is that they place eaxh others hand in the others pocket to be cheeky.

I feel sad that the white race is ending

Oh yeah, she was fierce.

What a piece of shit.