I liked him better when Bodie shit him in the face

Shit you in the face, pal!

Yeah I'm about done with LG phones. Maybe Google or Windows next

Same. LG must stand for lotsa gahbage! dvv dvv

Not in the Cumia household it doesn't

“What about Wallace? What about Wallace!?”

*Where the fuck is Wallace?

Fawwwk

Yeah or where'a Grommit tsss tss

he is so sexy

No, Bams_seed. You like white guys, and Indians who want to admire your feet.

Yes it's my love for white guys that made me end up as a single mom

What happened to the feet-guy? Did you sugar baby his dad or whatever?

Im avoiding both of them the best i can. No more sugar daddy

You want to send me photos of your feet?

I am white and gainfully employed.

not gonna happen sorry

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Make sure you view them on an empty stomach.

Fuckin amateur hour over here.

Damn, bro. You just big-dick cucked me for sure.

I love your flair mate.

EYE NYE

More importantly, who are those cops that keep asking about you?

Idk im just gonna swallow pills until they leave me alone

Smart girl.

Clevah lady asumptin tss

Not being a dick*, but cops are looking for things that don't fit into a scene. If you're having a skitz episode, your body language will be off, and you'll attract their attention. I have a friend who's white, well-dressed, and in a very highly-paid profession; but if he goes off his meds (and I've seen it) cops are drawn to him like flies to shit.

* Sorry, wrong sub to do that in. Peckas?

yeah I can do a pretty good impersonation of a normal person but sometimes I slip

We all do; just some of us need a little chemical assistance. ;)

That's a tough one, man. A Bartles & James winecooler really motherfucked me last time I had a few sips of one.

Have you thought about fucking a Viking who's poorly-disguised as a woman? Maybe a man with shoulder-length hair, and some lipstick?

I was just kidding. If cops want to find you, it's super easy and they will just come right to your house and put you in jail like a certain wifebeater this sub knows and loves.

You're just paranoid because you aren't taking your pills right, stupid

the thought of him locked up in a cell rambling about blacks, sand blacks, menorah blacks, asian and latina women, and the upcoming collapse when the white man will rise again is the only thing keeping me going right now

You make it sound almost endearing when you say it that way

I adore him and hope to get the chance to get beat up by him irl one day

I thought maybe you two were pulling some elaborate "bit" where you both went off the rails at the same time. Although he always came off as considerably more unhinged than you.

Makes a hell of a lentil soup, though.

I'm barely hanging on, I'll join him soon enough

Is he the new Denzel for spooks?

he's 5 foot 8

I too find the skin tone of shit to be sexy 😍

I suppose when you're that good at basketball, you can make requests like this.

Tss, is that a SJW super hero or sumtin?

black people look like they're covered in doody

Sharp eye

he still lives with his parents.

I'm sure you mean parent.

I'm sure you meant grandmother.

More like Auntie

Outlier Society

How appropriate. Because a black who can speak in complete sentences is an outlier.

This seems like the type of thing that would piss me off if I was into movies at all.

Interesting stuff

God, I wish I had enough money to tell producers and investors who they're allowed to hire to get the best return for their projects. That's proper "fuck off" money right....

Oh, he doesn't?

Uh-oh.

"Inclusion Riders", based on most common wording would expose an employer to lawsuits. Hiring, firing, and promoting based on race and gender are all unquestionably illegal. Perhaps some attorney can find a way to make them compliant.

The fun question is who wants to be the first person to litigate this and face a full SJW backlash? Things are gonna get interesting.

Mel Gibson will have a film in the works sooner or later.

Get me James Woods.

Does this have anything at all to do with the O&A show, or is this just another excuse to complain about black people?

Butthurt nigger detected. Go back to /r/BlackPeopleTwitter you fatherless faggot.

I'm whiter than the barnacles on Erock's underbelly.

That sub is exclusively white people

"people"

🤣 good one

What the fuck is an inclusion rider?

Nah. Can't be bothered.

Nice gumption, stupid

It means, as little white people as possible.

I made this the other day and no one liked it: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/82cnn3/inclusion_rider_coming_soon/?st=JEIUVGMF&sh=5ea7d74d

So woke

Someday we’ll all look like Steph Curry and this will all be a funny memory

Thank god for the (((annenberg inclusion initiative)))

Friend of mine works as an actor in NY, he told me that these days most smaller roles basically say "not white" for the male roles. Luckily he's a homo who can really turn the gay up to his advantage.

Does this faggot pal of yours wildly gesticulate with his hands and blink uncontrollably?

yeah I can do a pretty good impersonation of a normal person but sometimes I slip