What a glutton.

The man likes his treats.

Et tu, Eric? More like et tu thousand!! Right?

neck fat is a good indicator of lifespan, tubby better seize the moment

Please don’t let that be true 🐷

I’m pretty sure it’s bullshit but I still googled “neck fat lifespan”

This is true.

Sidebar. I don't know what it means, but I see people post it when there's a good picture. So sidebar

"I'm too cool to know what sidebar means."

Nope. Just too dumb and gay

It's the picture on the side bar of the sub you fucking gay retard

Get ready to think even less of me. I'm a mobile device user.

Dressing up as the replicants from blade runner

Julius Neverhadaceasersalad

Chewlius Caesar

Julius ceasarent you a heavy boy

Garlic butter sauce

Exactly. Only on this subreddit would caesar salad be healthy

"In the end, everyone stabs in you the faaaaaahwkin back. Buncha haters"

He was always a dumpy looking fuck

Even from side profile you can see how super downsy Erik is.

The Consumer

Bedroom eyes Erock

Eating food in bedroom eyes.

Too many coke floats

He's gotten even fatter since then.

Do erock morphed into chaz bono? That's fuckin haaaawt

poor erk

Girls would try to steal his cum.

I kind of want to take a baseball bat to his forehead just because that retarded, narcissistic story came out of his fat, downy mouth.

You either die a hero or live long enough to get adult onset diabetes.

In the end Does it even matter?