Based Jesus

When Opies in hell:

“Theres no reason for me to be down here, period. sniff Lotta problems with the Almighty. And hes gotta figure some stuff out. In the end, i was never the problem, okay?”

If you're in the seventh circle in Dante's Inferno, things are gonna happen. PERIOD.

Opie is the seventh circle of Dante's Inferno.

I never heard of fawkin Saint Peter before he turned me away at the gate. I heard Howard got his own fawkin elevator to get up there but they don't take care of their work horses.

He gave life "a whatever" effort.

I’m not sure about that, Opie did things in his life that we’ll never be lucky enough to experience. He was a caddy for the mafia, he fought a guy under water, he was the crazy cool guy in his fraternity & he was almost paralyzed catching waves on a boogie board.

Listen, the Way and the Truth, the show passed you by.... sniff.... I wish you nuthin' but the best. Nuthin but the best....

I'm not even talking about the eternal burning and anal demon rape. There's some really FAWKED UP backstabbing shit happening here behind the scenes that's way worse, TRUST ME. My media guy told me.

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He also thinks that the Jews are all wet

Jesus was jewish so really what does this all mean

It means he despised jewish behaviour and stuff like usury and wanted to morally enlighten his people to bring them forward.

They in turn conspired and had the Romans kill him. When it was put to the test of the people ie the ordinary jews they choose a thief instead f their perceived Messiah. t Tralalala they ended up scattered across the world for two millennia with no homeland. Even if it s just q coincidence and a bullshit stoey it s pretty funny and it kinda fita since tje common jew chose thievery and the elite rabbis chose to conspire.

They murdered our lord and saviour over several things. One of them being that if he was God's son, it would mean that the jews weren't the chosen people.

They couldn't have that of course.

well said. they are a cancer on the earth.

the universe is always screaming at us to remove the cancer, remove the cancer but we let it fester

Matthew 6:3-5

Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

Matthew was a fawkin haterrr

STOP SAYING "EYE"!!!

Enough about the EYE!

Great verse!Didn't realize there were so many biblical scholars/faggits in this sub.

Remnants of my protestant upbringing. There's some good stuff in the bible even for atheists.

Yeah but this is about being poor and shunned by sinners because of your virtuous deeds, not being a pathetic loser on r/o&a.

But were the needy a friend of the show, brothaman???

Even Jim Norton is mentioned in the Bible.

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. (Ezekiel 23:20–21)

holy shit, it really says that.

Nobody will admit it, but the Bible is a fucking smut rag.

ME: So I guess some guy, Judas or whatever, is talking shit about me? I swear I've never fawwwwkin heard of the guy. I didn't listen to what he said, but I have people in my inner circle who said it's fawwwkin broootal. Just another hater. I've never wronged anyone in my life. Period. Alright Travis, take us to break with some Black Keys sniff

this brought tears to my eyes, not gonna lie.

even then they knew the jew was a virtue signaling cancer

My reward is getting fucked in the ass by a tranny after sucking his/her dick, fam.