When Joanne Nosuchinsky won Miss New York in 2013, do you think she knew

31  2018-03-06 by knitro

that the denouement of her 20s and career would be joining as cohost of a show on Anthony's basement network? Imagine how full of hope and possibility she must've once thought life was. A true American tragedy.

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When she pictured men fighting over her, I doubt it was Bill Schultz and Kevin Brennan.

Kevin in his bike helmet. He looked like a retard in special ed class.

Only wears it there

Joanne works as a bartender 4 nights a week. She was desperate for the Compound gig.

i wonder if she is good at it. you'd think a fancy ass bar/restaurant would want a pageant-tier woman.

Where? I'm gonna slip her a nice tip

She said it on her show but didn't say the specific place. Redbar played the clip (S16E15 @13:00), I saw it there.

But maybe she has slipped more on it somewhere else or on social media, I don't know. If you want to stalk her, put in the work yourself and watch her shitty show!

various places. Greg found her while bar hopping. if shes anything like your average 20 something woman bartender she jumps from job to job wherever the hours fit

She had two years on Fox which is a low 6 figure salary.

On a show that aired at midnight? No chance

? She wasn't just on Red Eye.

Thought thats all she was on. She should definitely be able to do better than CM if thats the case.

You'd think. Fox would definitely take her back. Greg Guttfield loves her. It's a real weird situation.

He tried to move on her like a bitch

She may have been a fox contributor which I heard pays something close to that. That's the gig Gavin wanted but they hired some black guy instead and he freaked out and refuses to go on the network anymore. He's rich though!

which I heard pays something close to that.

so you mean high 5 figures then? it's NYC she was probably making at least $20 plus tips as a bartender. So it would have to make $60,000.

yeah something like 60 or 70k. Also when I said Gavin was rich I was being sarcastic, he was saying he had to sell his other real estate and get a loan from his father to afford his place in the suburbs.

That's because it's not really the suburbs, it's just not in NYC.

He loves Brooklyn too much to not be there, if he truly hated liberals like he said, he could have moved away from NYC and truly live like a king. I got a cousin an hour out of Atlanta who has a huge house on a huge plot of land like 10 acres next to industrial chicken farms. He's half Gavins age and barely graduated high school. And he's estranged from his parents.

Gavin only is so poor because he loves NYC too much. He could easily have just as good of a show anywhere. It's just that only in major cities is doing cocaine and driving drunk seen as something even conservatives do.

Also 60k is not even close to 6 figures.

She had two years on Fox which is a low 6 figure salary.

lol, not even close. Fox News is notoriously stingy. Andy Levy was there 10 fucking years and didn't get 6 figures. he does on HLN though

Did all the best looking women from NY die in 2012?

Kikes and liberals have made sure most women hate beauty pagents, so joanne had it pretty easy winning that year. If you looked at the other bitches she competed aganist she was absurdly good looking

For what it's worth, she has improved the quality of the morning show exponentially. I know that's not saying much because the bar was so low, and working with Schultz is not the same as working with Gutfeld. But IMO she was also by far the best of the women guests on Red Eye by the end of her run to the extent that losing her hurt the show. At Red Eye she demonstrated an ability to actually improve her on air performance over time which Jim, Sam, and Opie among others haven't been capable of.

which Jim, Sam, and Opie among others haven't been capable

That's a low bar, people forget that most of the hate for her was because she replaced schulz before that she was just a guest while he was on "vacation" and she ruled. Gutfeld put her on because she was hilarious. The problem is that the social justice and political crap really destroyed all the weird and fun stories they used to have and she soon got out of her element. Plus losing Schulz as head writer hurt

Wait is her last name actually 'Nosuchinsky?' I thought that was a pun.

Joanne was a bartender throughout most of life, she still is. Beauty pageant winners don't get paid very well or at all. I think even miss America has to pay to go to all the shit she has to.

On a side note, I'd sexually penetrate her if you get my drift.

I don't follow. Please elaborate.

I'd fuck her tits, mouth and ass.

You really are a hopeless romantic.

She has a very weird face

You think she's hot and then she turns slightly and maybe she isn't

She’s so scrumptious

Stupid cunt left a regular gig at FOX News where all she had to do was show up and look sexy and agree with everything the host said but she wanted to be a movie star and thought FOX was tainting her chances.

doubt it, her contract probably ended and they let her leave. she didn't have a fanbase on redeye and Gutfeld is doing shit in the ratings as it is. plus two young women was redundant. they hired a fat black wrestler to replace her