Audio of Vos/Bonnie trashing Opie on Patreon only episode

188  2018-03-06 by porsalin

173 comments

You give them money on Patreon? Why?

I pledged, downloaded, then deleted the pledge. No harm no foul.

This may be the worst possible offense you could commit toward Vos. I love it.

Jewed him

The only thing cheaper than a Jew is an anti-semite.

Devious!

indian giver

Thanks you.

God bless you.

just a cunt about everything for no reason

She's Opie without tits.

Even the theme song makes her seem like Opie. It's the same as that promo that painted Anthony as an alcoholic, Jim as a degenerate, and Opie as a father. I guess someone can't handle insults.

Right, Ant is the racist that want to "join the clan" and "Opie's like brother man".

Seriously - Vos is a saint on eart.

Wasnt she funny/bareable on Tough crowd and o&a back in the day? What happened?

She isn't young(ish) anymore.

She married Vos because he thought his career was on the rise. So she could leech off his success and go somewhere.

Well, the joke's on her and she's past her prime, fucking her way to obscurity ever since.

She got a nice condo in central jersey - that's something!

I do think she's the funniest female comedian of her generation - who else is up there?

Just in standup that's her age? Bamford is funnier hands down funnier. Even Ali Wong is. Those are the first two that come mind.

If you mean performance comedy, there are stacks.

She burnt her condo down tho

Out of all the jews in the entertainment industry she could've glommed onto she chose Vos. Not the brightest bulb in the bunch.

Typical doofus Canadian.

I never thought she was. Everyone kissed her ass and told her how hot she was all the time too, and she's like a fucking 6. I love how low the bar is set for female comedians to be considered funny.

Feminism

This really isn't said enough. Bonnie completely sucks the fun out of the room. Ugh. We get it.

Holy FUCK! This is unbearable. Bonnie is just the most hateable annoying cunt bitch. She's worse than Nia Burr.

Nope. Almost though.

It's fucking close

Was just about to make a comment like this. Bonnie is a cunt, I puke never get into this podcast

The podcast is called My Wife hates me. The whole point of the podcast is that she is suppose to be annoying. She is playing it up for the podcast. Nia Burr is actually like that.

but does that make it good or enjoyable?

Seems more like the joke is on the listener.

Do women like this shit or something? Bams_Seed comment?

I don't listen to it. I used to listen when it was a radio show. Some of those episodes were fairly good, when they had good guests. But just listening to the two of them bicker like this is horrendous. I don't know who would listen to it.

When Burr shut her down. Now the joke's on him I guess.

when pat dixon insulted her retarded sister he won my respect

she is suppose to be annoying

Vos?

I wish Rich would put some of those rings in Bonnie's fucking teeth.

how about a timecode?

The whole thing is about Opie

on a more important note are you still doing matarese?

So they make their Opie-hating episode their Patreon episode. At least they know their audience.

Bonnie is insufferable. That piercing voice slowly eats away at Vos' soul.

Soul? I thought he was a Jew.

God damned Sadducee.

I'm 3 minutes in and want to fucking kill her. She is fucking worthless.

wait till you get to the end. This whole story could have been 15 minutes. Her constant interrupting drags it out for nearly an hour. I hate Opie, but only allowing Bonnie on the radio once shows maybe he does know radio.

If he murdered her I'd support him 100% and contribute to his legal defense fund.

a couple of parasites is all they were

Anybody got a mirror?

That intro is cringe

It's infuriating

What? You don't like the phrase "jackass jew"?

That's very far down the list of things wrong with that awful intro

It's almost worst than the RAP intro, at least we don't need a diaper to hear this show.

I hate opie more now lol. I didn’t think it was possible.

Opposite for me. I love how much Real estate opie has in their brains. Bonnie sucks and vos kinda does too now.

Oh shut up.

Every dipshit makes that argument. "You think about me a lot, that must mean I'm winning." What, you think they think about you because of jealousy?? Are you fucking kidding me? You take up so much mental real estate because you're insufferable and incredibly annoying.

If I stabbed you with an ice pick, wouldn't that take up a lot of your attention? Must be because you're jealous of the ice pick, huh?

You 12 year old.

He must have beachfront property in your head. All he does is exist and he turns peoples minds into pretzels

Ps- getting burned by opie would hurt more than an icepick

You forgot to add "or sumthin"

What is that fucking into song? This is terrible.

yeah just tells me this hog shit is targeted at women

That's been their podcast theme since Day 1. You're obviously not a fan of their hit Sirius XM podcast that aired every Tuesday night at 10PM. Cancelled before its time.

Opie’s a stupid asshole

It's weird how he keeps plumping up while continually looking frailer every day. Nigga's turning into a starving Nigerian child.

Why are you dudes so bothered by mouthy chicks, you cant handle them or you're mad at your moms? You've never dated latinos? You're missing out.

Maybe because people were wanting cos to talk about opie, and not Bonnie challenging every single thing cos says. Faggot

Thats the way their show has always been. No ones mad at Vos for that, right? It's how their lives work.

are you a regular listener to this?

Not for like 3 years but it was the exact same thing when I used to hear it.

I assume there's a reason you stopped listening and SiriusXM dropped them.

I was never a regular listener, I'm not super into comedy podcasts. I just know that their gimmick has always been the two of them fighting, hence the name of the show.

Correct.

It's not about being able to handle it. It's about not WANTING to handle it.

And you're not paying for the hooker you're paying her to leave, amirite?

Latin chicks don't act like this

It's Latina

Some of these people date guys, I wanted to be inclusive.

Oh ok

LatinOs? What are you a homosexual, sir?

What do "LatinOs" have to do with some Canadian cunt?

You've never dated latinos?

No but I've dated latinas, you fucking faggot.

You're annoyed by annoying women? What are you a...MISOGYNIST?!

What you basically said. Now be a good boy and follow the orders of the annoying cunt that runs your life. Kys, pussy ass bitchboi white knight cuck faggot.

Do you realize like what a fragile eggshell boy you sound like right here? I know women in video games generally dont have mouths but if you actually start dating you're going to have to learn how to deal with people who have opinions or go back to crying on incell reddits. Vos and Bonnie have been married for like 15 years at this point- at a bare minimum Bonnie is only 50% of the problem in this dynamic, if you find it so offensive.

You're right, this actually is entertaining and anyone who doesn't like it feels that way because they're subconsciously threatened by women. I initially thought this was just shrill yammering, but you've successfully argued it into being good.

I’ve dated latinAs and none of them have acted like this, faggot

Sure pal

You mean latinas?

How in the fuck is Rich married to this cunt ? My level of tolerance would have broke within minutes of her spewing her cunty nonsense.

Ass and tits that's why

Rich is enough ass for the both of them.

Vos is lucky to have anyone

If she was black she'd be a contender for the new Nia.

Bonnie makes nia sound like a veteran comic

Yeah it's a tough one man.

Now now gang, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

I thought y’all were exaggerating about how bad Bonnie is.. but god damn she really made this potentially entertaining topic completely unlistenable.

she really made this potentially entertaining topic completely unlistenable.

Women in comedy. Amirite, folks?

Women are funny! Deal with it.

AND BRAVE! You CIS white male piece of shit!!!

Women's rights? More like Women's lefts!

What makes it so much worse is there was an easy role for Bonnie here. When Rich talks at length he tends to ramble so Bonnie could have asked Rich questions and introduced more information he would want to elaborate on to guide the topic and get the most out of it. But nope! Bonnie keeps shutting him down and half the time doesn't know what's going on (and doesn't prep at all) but still feels she has to interject. She could have even gone the comedic 'devil's advocate' route of over the top defending Opie! Instead, she went the sullen, passive-aggressive energy draining route.

I feel bad for Vos. Never knew he broke his arm doing the Virus tour

Jesus Christ it's 80% them doing this stupid bit where they bicker with each other. I appreciate the audio, though.

Bonnie used to be a cold dry cunt but kinda funny. What happened? menopause?

Severe professional frustration

If you were married to Vos, you would slowly become retarded too.

I wouldn't call that slow.

She had a kid, which changes their brains completely and her career never took off because a glass ceiling fell on it or something.

thank you for your service

Bonnie just did not get where Rich was coming from there. I thought he explained it perfectly when he said his speech impediment was an affliction and Opie being mean is a personality trait, but noooo...she lost her shit and stormed out. What a baby...

Why did she storm out? I couldn’t finish it

she got mad at Rich for defending his point. she just kinda went off mic. she kept yelling at him and then he ended the podcast.

She didn't really storm out, she used it as an excuse to leave because she had 'shit to do'. The story was over anyway.

I like da part where dey sing she hates him!!!

fuawkin homerun!!!

Any timestamp I should go for? I don't wanna twat up my evening with listening to that horrible cunt Bonnie

about 5 minute in skips most of her bitching but it returns every 5 minutes.

Unfortunately not really. It's stop and start the entire way through.

You guys remember when Vos did that scene with Chaz Palomari?

That was the only entertaining piece from this 30+ minute clip from the deepest bottom of an insufferable hell.

This is fucking unlistenable. I want Bonnie to get hit by a fucking bus

Bonnie is such a fucking cunt that she would be a great addition to this sub...

As soon as anything personal hits Bonnie she goes Neurotic and Whinny. She is never funny without Vos to play off of.

She never has been. All she has is "Vos is dumb" "dur I'm a woman" jokes.

Nick Dipaolo shut her down on his show recently and called her out for it.

Link?

Does anyone even post his shows? I heard it on a replay of his show this weekend.

Since unreal got nuked I don't think anyone is regularly uploading it. Aside from his awful callers it's a pretty good show, and when he gets ant, colin or bennington in it's great.

He definitely has a one track show, unless he has a good guest like you said. But if nothing else, it's good to hear someone with energy.

What date? Was she on the show?

Is Bonnie doing a bit? Her voice is making me legit angry. In a perfect world, I would strangle that fucking trash cunt. Listen to her trying to paint Vos as the "bad guy" makes me fucking ill.

Holy shit. Never get married.

It's like listening to YKWD and nobody can get through a fucking story without nitpicking every aspect

Made it to 3:54 before stopping. Bonnie fucking stinks.

Thank you sir or maam

Summary:

Opie is a passive aggressive scumbag(surprise surprise).

Vos is willing to sell his soul for 1.5k/month.

Bonnie is insufferable.

Thanks!

Bonnie is insufferable.

Cannot stress this enough

I mean I'd take $18k a year for 6 hours of work a month

Between Rich's gargling and smacking and Bonnie's shrill cunty whining and interrupting, this is hands down one of the most difficult pieces of audio I've ever had to sit through. Rich seems like a nice guy, but holy fuck that generation of "brilliant" comics is fucking done.

It actually made me a little nauseous towards the half hour mark, his disgusting wet mouth started making me want to vomit and then that high pitched cunt whimper from Bonnie just pierces the ears and convinces your mind to open the vomit passages

Vos begins the podcast by chewing his "niggerette" gum, and claims to know how to do radio.

Fucking amazing that this story is 100% rich's to tell, but Bonnie just cant shut the fuck up and easily does 75% of the talking. its all awful too.

In her dumb mind she probably thinks she was playing devil’s advocate for the show, but that only works if you throw in questions that get the person to expand upon their points and ultimately let them do the talking. Instead she flat out defends Opie’s twitter honor, stifles Vos’ entire story and hijacks the majority of the show.

"Chazz Palimari."

Bonnie is brutal is listen to. She just acts as a speed bump to ensure nobody can gather any momentum or finish a fucking sentence. Someone needs to give her the Nopie treatment.

Doing the lords work again.

Her ability to trample a story we all would have wanted to hear by taking the cunty devils advocate angle really grinds my gears. I got excited when she said she was leaving.

Did he continue after she left? If so when?

No he didn't, that was the disappointment.

Do they play that fucking song in the beginning of every one of their shows? She truly is an insufferable cunt.

ME: Et tu, Vossy?

Why are these two people married?

So I've listened to almost this whole thing and I have no idea what they're talking about. It's just Vos mush-mouthing his way thru a bunch of random shit over the last 20 years and Bonnie being a cunt and defending Opie. I can't even believe people listen to this for free let alone pay for it.

The part where Rich told Opie he's sure things will work out: https://youtu.be/jizuijYKG_M How'd that go?

Vos complaining about doing a bunch of free shit for the show was annoying when you pretty much went on Opie and Anthony and plugged the shit out of every project you ever did and if it wasn't for Opie and Anthony you'd be nothing but a writer for some other big comic that people actually knew.

Obviously more people are going to listen to this cause its Opie. Bonnie is so annoying and wont let Vos finish a sentence. He can barely string a sentence together on his own so its even more annoying. Why would i ever listen to their podcast?

Jesus, when Bonnie asked Rich if wanted to do this podcast by himself he should have agreed.

"The truth is a bullshit concept, it almost doesn't exist." - Bonne McRetard

snaps fingers You go girl! Her truth is just as valid as Vos’s. The idea of an objective truth is problematic.

SHE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. She added absolutely nothing to the story, just tries to cut Vos down. The theme song sets it up immediately as a show where he's a completely worthless retard and she's spunky and even though he's a jerk!!! SHE LOOOOOVES HIMMMM. Yuck.

This should have been done on Jim and Sam. Give us what we want Vos.

Just imagine how great this would be:

THE BONNIE AND NIA SHOW

Rich and Bill need to make that shit happen.

God damn it, you fuck – shut up!

Bonnie is like a lot of Canadian women I grew up around. Annoyingly confident for no reason.

Haven't any of these people learned to move-on? Vos, Bonnie, Jim, Sam, Opie, Anthony ... they're all the same. They're continuing to define who they are today by how it relates to where they used to work.

It's pathetic.

Seems like the only one trying to move on is Opie

Bashing him is their only way of staying relevant and getting heat for their shitty shows.

Bonnie makes me want to go punch my wife in the face.

Nothing is stopping you

2 retards yapping about 1 moron. What is this idiot math?

I like opie more now vos fucked him over by doing Jim and Sam aka fag and hack show and Danny Ross saying all ant and the rest did was bash opie behind his back made me hate them more

Holy shit was that unlistenable, now I remember why I stopped listening to their podcast, 15 minutes of arguing over whether is was "right" for vos to respond to a guy on Twitter...jesus

Vos has never been funny, Bonnie is adopting to Vos' lack of humor by having the exact same "who are u" jokes. BLECH

Bonnie is making this really close to unlistenable.

Poor rich vos, imagine having to deal with Opie then coming home to Bonnie McFarlane me me meing every subject of conversation.

Awwwww....'Lil Opie Stern.

Giving Rich shit about going on the Worm's show...yuck.

How many FAWKIN' times did we have to sit through Opie pissing & moaning about Howard wanting guests to be exclusive?

I couldn't make it through that awful intro song

Bonnie is insufferable. BONNIE IS INSUFFERABLE.

Someone paid for this. Wow.

They actually thought this was good enough to charge for, I love Vos but yikes.

Holy fuck Bonnie is an idiot. Does she not understand the concept of radio or an audience? She interrupts or rushed Vos when he's about to detail something because it's irrelevant to her or she already knows about it? You're not having an argument in your kitchen, you dumb cunt, you're explaining something to an audience, let that midget jew elaborate.

Oh my god this is fucking horrible I feel so bad for Rich

'Here's the thing' count: I'm guessing upwards of 10,000

Since most of you won't make it here's a little nugget of Opie shittines

Opie bragged about funding women aren't funny, on air and teased Vos a lot despite oy putting in 10k(not mentioned by them but my autismo ) . He and Lindseyiyey or whatever also got producer crefit if again memory serves correct.

Yet opie is such a cheap cunt that they had to pay him back , and he generously waved the interest.

So Opie got to be a documentary producer for free.

Jewing the jew, I kinda admire that if Vos didn't treat him as a friend for at least ten years

They have a Patreon? I thought they were 2 successful comics?

Vos will make fun of millennials in one breath, then beg for cash like one in the next.

Bonnie is unbearable. Her stupid stuffed up nose voice, and the constant yelling and talking over Vos makes me want to hit her in the throat with a pool cue

Okay, Bonnie was maybe sticking too much here to the shtick of the role she occupies on this show, but she at least offered the crucial nugget of info here about harboring no ill will towards Lynsi while missing nothing about interacting with Opie. If she threw both of them out with the bathwater, it would indicate Lynsi is on Opie's wavelength as a bad human being. Hope should be at an all-time renewal point for the divorce shoe to finally drop soon. Maybe Lynsi in her despair will reach out to Bonnie for guidance and she'll be put on the proper path towards filing the papers.

If so, Bonnie is a cunt who should be thrown down a bridge. You don't make people split up, especially not if they got kids.

You and /u/RapistWithAIDS are my favorite contrarian shitposters. Keep up the good work.

Bonnie is WORTHLESS in this

Just goes to show that yes, cunt, all the things you whine about regarding "women not being funny" are actually true

People joke that she's funnier than Rich, but in reality he's the only reason she gets talked about or invited on shows

Chazz Palamari

Opie is such a passive aggressive faggot according to the texting between Vos and Tits.

Typically, I find Bonnie's rotten attitude to be endearing (I'm not well mentally), but she is so fucking obnoxious here...Christ

Anyone have the link for this? The original went down.

Thats the way their show has always been. No ones mad at Vos for that, right? It's how their lives work.

AND BRAVE! You CIS white male piece of shit!!!

Rich is enough ass for the both of them.

Link?

snaps fingers You go girl! Her truth is just as valid as Vos’s. The idea of an objective truth is problematic.

What date? Was she on the show?