My mother once tried to set me up with Jill Nicolini. For like five seconds I tried explaining the Nicoleaky saga to her, but then stopped myself and realized how ridiculous everything having to do with the show sounds to normal people.
She ran into her at a Walgreens and did the whole "you should meet my son!" thing that mothers do.
She apparently managed to get her number but I never used it. I have no idea if it was even real. When she called to tell me about all this I tried to explain her history with Anthony, but that wasn't working so I mostly explained why you shouldn't accost people in Walgreens.
I think this relationship was the beginning of the end for Anthony.
Its been all downhill since the attention whore traffic girl hooked up with the closeted homo gun nut shock jock who claims most of the reason he was with her was "a bit for the show".
This was at a point in her life when she was looking for a rich husband so she could quit work, stay home, and be a mommy.
She has two kids now, and it looks like she is going at it alone.
22 comments
1 throwbenny 2018-03-06
Nice reference, stupid.
1 ohpizzawow 2018-03-06
That bitch is so fucking ugly. Jill looks like shit too
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-03-06
Nice diet pills, stupid
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-03-06
Even at the height of my fervor for O&A, I was always creeped out by these two together.
1 nointernetforyou 2018-03-06
Pizza grease sheets.
1 TacoTrots 2018-03-06
It just makes the rear entry easier.
1 GeMigMat 2018-03-06
Sicilian grease boyfriend
1 RBuddCumia 2018-03-06
Ant had a problem with a milfs greasy ass but no problem with shitty little boy ass.
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2018-03-06
My mother once tried to set me up with Jill Nicolini. For like five seconds I tried explaining the Nicoleaky saga to her, but then stopped myself and realized how ridiculous everything having to do with the show sounds to normal people.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-03-06
/r/thathappened
1 Anarox 2018-03-06
This sound so unrealistic it's actually believable. How does she know Jill?
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2018-03-06
She ran into her at a Walgreens and did the whole "you should meet my son!" thing that mothers do.
She apparently managed to get her number but I never used it. I have no idea if it was even real. When she called to tell me about all this I tried to explain her history with Anthony, but that wasn't working so I mostly explained why you shouldn't accost people in Walgreens.
1 ohpizzawow 2018-03-06
Your mom must really want you out of her house
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2018-03-06
HEY.
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-03-06
Every incarnation of Ant is creepy looking in one way or another.
1 havingmadfun 2018-03-06
What a fucking creep
1 GraphOrlock 2018-03-06
Lonestar's Amazed plays in the background as Ant mentally prepares to call in sick
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-03-06
poor man's John Waters
1 Monster_Dong 2018-03-06
I read this in Stalker Pattys voice
1 EastSideDan 2018-03-06
I think this relationship was the beginning of the end for Anthony.
Its been all downhill since the attention whore traffic girl hooked up with the closeted homo gun nut shock jock who claims most of the reason he was with her was "a bit for the show".
1 jtormeyx 2018-03-06
This was at a point in her life when she was looking for a rich husband so she could quit work, stay home, and be a mommy. She has two kids now, and it looks like she is going at it alone.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-03-06
Paying for her taste in men.
1 ohpizzawow 2018-03-06
Your mom must really want you out of her house