Black guy steal something? this sounds like some type of made up fantasy

I'm sure there's a white guy to blame somewhere in there.

I wouldn't care if both of them were burnt at the stake. I wouldn't even watch it unless it came on the channel I left it on earlier.

But didn't he hear about metoo?

Oh, for Pete's sake.

when i read the story i knew it was gonna be a black dude

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.