What are youse guys plans to get a life?

6  2018-03-05 by throwawizzlemahnizzl

I thought I was past the point of getting a life since I tried all through my teenage years and failed and there comes a point where you're sick of trying y'know.

The running joke is everybody who posts here is a loser but how many of youse losers wanna better yourselves if youse knew how to? Pussy and money aside, how do youse guys see yourselves attaining a healthy constructive outlook on life and contributing to society in whichever way youse can?

Peckahsuckingly yours,

Francis Aggot

18 comments

1  deanthecleanmachine 2018-03-05

kill your dad and then marry your mom. Then make you suck my balls while your mom cooks us meat loaf

1  sryan8913 2018-03-05

TBH I've been eating lots of vegetables every day and running also not smoking faggots and cutting down on drinking. Just those things have made me less paranoid and suicidal.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-03-05

not smoking faggots

They must be disappointed.

1  fawwkyeah 2018-03-05

Why the fuck would I want to contribute to society?

1  killakamkam 2018-03-05

i’ve been laying face down in bed for the last hour, who cares anymore

1  jewboy408 2018-03-05

I quit porn

1  aNOOBis_ 2018-03-05

same. shits not healthy

1  NorwayJimmy 2018-03-05

I am successful, but my outlook is shit.

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-05

Same, pal.

1  Joemomma101 2018-03-05

My hair is starting to thin out. I've always had great hair. And now I am legitimately considering buying this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqTI3HPHT0Y&t=397s

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-05

The fuck did I just watch?

1  Joemomma101 2018-03-05

I'm about to get into the wig game.

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-03-05

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1  DeclanGunn 2018-03-05

Francis Aggot? Are you by any chance friends with Nigel Igger?

1  robocopsboner 2018-03-05

I'm taking my infant son to Wal-Mart to pick up a sound bar later

1  PeeSoup3030 2018-03-05

I pay taxes, almost no debt and I'm not out raping old ladies or robbing banks you're welcome

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-03-05

So you exist. That's nice.

1  Fagghouli 2018-03-05

I don't know, after a week of night-work i've been staying on my couch for two days. I know i have to get up early tomorrow but i still haven't turned the day over so i can't go to sleep.

Life fucking stinks at the moment. No woman, no friends, shitty work, shitty house, area filled with faggots, country going to hell.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-03-05

Would you give a fuck about the country if you had a great job and lived with your great girlfriend in a great house visited by great friends?

1  Fagghouli 2018-03-05

Because i have a heart and care about my friends, families and relatives who is all part of the same people, living in the same country?

1  AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-03-05

If I had the secret to getting a life, why would I be here?