Things that are a drag....mirrors.

The sound of a blind date’s car peeling out.

stretched out t-shirt collars

If I saw this thing walking down the street, I would scramble to immediately set it on fire out of pure evolutionary instinct.

It's nice to see an unedited pic of Sam every once in awhile.

all kidding aside fellas, it was a pretty good movie

How do you fit that thing through a neck hole?