So you wanna play yourself in your movie.

I politely decline....unless it makes massive shekels of course.

Okay so how is it different from Basketball?

Double dribbling is now encouraged.

I think anime has already capitalized on this idea.

Anime is the answer

To start each game they still have a tip-off but this time it means somthing different.

Pay homage to the pickle jar guy by having one of your gay niggers receive an entire basketball in his ass, only to have it pop and deflate once its in.

If you post this in /r/cumtown they'll probably put a team together.

It doesn't have to be good. The topic alone will ensure the Oscar.

Jimmy would be a ref. Wearing booty shorts and halter top. Could see him during half time running into the locker room to edge for a few minutes. His lil bat face all puffy, veins pulsating, lips dry and smacking. But that's ok, it's just a dirty harmless little fetish. He's just a naughty boy and kinky, and man enough to own up to his sordid sexuality, unlike everyone else, who is a faggot. Anthony gets to be the Marv Albert, he already has a penchant for trannies and biting drug addled women anyway, while Sue and her lil pointy mouse face and Princess Thor lead cheer squads. This fantasy both disgusts me and intrigues me. I hate everything this place is, but this is now my home. Goddamn me.

Faggot

I know.

Defenders can not place an elbow or any part of the arm on a post up players back. Cocks only.

The shooting guard has to take the money shot.

I’m just riffin here but how about a scene where the coach says “Make sure you have man-to-man coverage” and then looks at the camera and winks. Then they all have consensual sex.

Here's an idea: delete this thread.

Opie will be shooting the lights out