Tonight Jordan will be the talk of Hollywood, jumping from party to party with Oscar in hand meeting all sorts of producers who want to finance anything he'll write. He'll celebrate into early Monday morning in Los Angeles, then go home and fuck Chelsea senselessly before passing out from exhaustion.
Jim will engage in a process calling edging, where he masturbates for hours without cumming while browsing transsexual prostitutes on backpage.
Something tells me Chelsea ain't one of those gals that thinks about what could have been.
5 comments
1 eastriverdriveII 2018-03-05
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1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-03-05
Tonight Jordan will be the talk of Hollywood, jumping from party to party with Oscar in hand meeting all sorts of producers who want to finance anything he'll write. He'll celebrate into early Monday morning in Los Angeles, then go home and fuck Chelsea senselessly before passing out from exhaustion.
Jim will engage in a process calling edging, where he masturbates for hours without cumming while browsing transsexual prostitutes on backpage.
Something tells me Chelsea ain't one of those gals that thinks about what could have been.
1 DynamiteThunder6 2018-03-05
God damn bud
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-03-05
Good enough for a fan fiction.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-03-05
Women monkey branch. water is wet.
1 HappensHappen 2018-03-05
You know he made her miserable while they were together.