Joe "Elvis" Matarese

37  2018-03-04 by tunisianknifer

30 comments

What's going on here?

A shit head trying too hard to be funny.

I guess sometimes the simplest rule is the truest

Occam's Gayzor

But the guy in that picture isn’t Norton

What the fuck. So much depression in one photo. Look at that guy to the left

He is clapping like Quincy.

Pastors make the best bar-hopping buds.

What the fuck. So much depression in one photo. Look at that guy to the left

I would listen to every minute of an Opie and Joe Show. It would be the best train wreck online.

Poppin' pills and rubbin' tits !

I’d love to see a Y-incision on that torso.

Joe loves showing off his bottom row of teeth

It's his angry-go-lucky Adderall smile.

This simply cannot be a real picture.

How has this unfunny wop not fucking killed himself yet? What a faggot

ewwww, he shaves his chest.

Joe "Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and Big Bopper" Matarese is more suitable.

He does give off a gigolo vibe. He must do something for money.

Gay Elvis

Gelvis

his head looks like it was pasted onto his body, like a South Park character. This photo is makes me very uncomfortable, and is that the old guy from Tim and Eric on the left?

Richard Dunn? He past.

Oh that's terrible. Thoughts and prayers.

A new low. If only the producers of America's Got Talent hadn't meticulously edited Joe's performance to make him appear unfunny. He'd be a star.

TFW you double your adderall dose

Why does the guy playing the guitar look like a character rendered from a PS2?

No there's a look of joy and sense of achievement in life.

The Dunce of Rock'n Roll

Lets hope he goes the way of Elvis.

Ah...the Joe Piscopo school of comedy. If it's broke, don't fix it!

The man on the right doesn't look fully rendered at all

He is clapping like Quincy.

Pastors make the best bar-hopping buds.