Gonna be Big Applin next week fam

1  2018-03-04 by schmuckOnWheels

Maybe I'll run into the Opester doing a pop-up with the Cuban. Or perhaps Jim and Sam will be "grabbing a pie" at Sbarro's after the show and I can get my picture taken with them. Maybe I can get tickets to see the Artie and Anthony show!

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Save your money and stay home it's a hellhole. It used to be good. Now it sucks

Spend an afternoon in Queens. It really is a gem, and amongst the only authentic NYC neighborhoods around after the yuppies/hipsters have infested everything. Spend an afternoon in Astoria, anywhere around Steinway street. Then transfer to the 7 train at Queensboro Plaza. Get off at Woodside and walk around. Lotsa cool Irish joints and pubs. Get back on 7, and get off at 74 street/Broadway Roosevelt ave. This is the most ethnically diverse neighborhood in the world. Get ready for a major culture shock. There's gonna be an Indian community with some awesome lil restaurants across the subway. Awesome Hispanic food too. Just be careful here, if you look like your avg. Midwestern White tourist. I've seen some real funky shit happen here. Sam's pizza is about a 10-15 minute walk from Roosevelt on Northern blvd, and has some amazing pizza, and my favorite Sicilian slice in NYC. Then get back on the 7, and take it all the way to Flushing. The last stop. Again, get ready for a major culture shock here. You'll feel like you're somewhere in East Asia. Absolutely nuts.

I couldn't imagine navigating queens as a tourist

Which is why I suggested, just running the 7 line after first going to Astoria. Or even better ending up in Astoria at night.

The 7 has been shut down on the weekends due to construction. I tried to use it yesterday and when i saw it wasnt running I said "Nice train stupid!", ok I just thought that, but I would have said it, if anyone was there to listen.

Man I miss the 7. For all the shit it gets, The NYC public transportation system is pretty fucking awesome. You could get anywhere in NYC in 2 hours, w/o a fucking headache.

Hire Bobo as tour guide

AW, UH, ON YER LEFT YOU'LL SEE DA QUEENS MOTOR INN, A BLACE DAT MY UNCLE USED TA WORK AT.

Bring some yellow paint

Be on the lookout for all the Jew beefers bouncing around

Ride the N train (in honor of Ant)

Go to 133 Street and Lexington Ave. and tell'em Joe Cumia says howdy doo.

Maybe you'll run into traffic