This sub is unintentionally hilarious if you're ever looking for a laugh

71  2018-03-03 by [deleted]

83 comments

theres no other way to deal with that than killing yourself. What a fucking wuss

It would have to be a murder suicide. I can't imagine what being raped by another man would do to me.

I'm sure this sub could flesh it out for you if you asked politely.

To be fair, I had on tight dungarees.

This dude is peak cuck. "My wife is going to see him one last time" she's gonna fuck him while fantasising about the rape of her husband. God damn.

I don't know. There's one post where a guy is complaining that his wife got pregnant by a bull and they made the cuck pay for the abortion.

Now that is restitution.

punitive damages

I hope everyone of these degenerates gets gassed

It can't be real. It's some hilarious person writing something absurd and laughing as that and this community of idiots eat it up.

Yeah that's what I thought reading the whole thing. I thought this was someone trolling on here until I looked at the subreddit.

Been posted here

Dats vulgah!!!

Just wanted to warn you all, there are some deranged people in our little community

Ya don't say?

Cuckolding is a mental illness and should be treated as such.

It's a shame that the only treatment is a black man fucking your wife

Or address the underlying issues that cause you to feel inferior to the point of wanting other dudes to fuck your wife. Or just do what I do and puff hella L’s.

You spelled "peters" wrong.

Shot into the neck for any woman/male even expressing the interest of getting involved.

How does this develop though? I just don't understand how this is something people get into. Are they just so pathetic that they go along with it because they're convinced they'll never be able to get anyone else?

Eh, let them do their thing. Its not like there is a big movement out there to legitimize cuckoldry. Its not being forced down your throat in movies and tv shows. Just guys with a stupid fetish.

Eh what do I know? I’ll just grab us a few coffees, watch a cock penetrate my wife, then ask him to please stop fucking my butthole. Again.

Then back to the job site.

job site Not trying to derail the bit but people like this seem to always to work as a board member for a school district, assistant in a paper office or retail as an assistant to the assistant manager. I just can't imagine blue collar guys being involved in this faggotry.

Dats da bit!

I know it's regular Joe, I just had a thought about who these weak men are that are into this. I'm also guessing 2 Panera Bread faggots hate guys who have masculine jobs.

What a sad existence. Women aren't supposed to have this type of power. They can't handle it. Also "one last time" equals a good rogering.

Nah, I'm sure she's just going to meet him to give him a real good finger wagging for being such a naughty boy.

Yeah, I'm sure there won't be any "high-fives" and laughter at that victims expense.

That chick is going to get deep-dicked while thinking about what a weak piece of shit her husband is. What a tard

Strong men are the shoreline bed reck of a relationship, and women are the waves that wash over it with emotion. If the rocks crumble, so does the relationship.

Cuckoldry is inherently unstable.

These people are sick.

I can’t believe this is real. Even for their standards this seems far fetched.

I could see Jim getting into a similar pickle.

The fact that this isn’t 100% obviously fake is actually amazing if you think about it.

In Jim's life, 'the pickle' gets into him.

"Officer, that stocky lady took my glasses."

It's not. It's some guy projecting his fantasies like most throwaway accounts.

If you are a cuck, based on my research, there's a 99% chance you are actually gay.

According to my research the figure is closer to 100%

Online terrorists, Your Honor.

YA KNOW WHAT DUDE YOU GOT YA CUCKOLD YA WIFES BOYFRIEND THEN HIS COCK IN MY ASS.

YA KNOW WHAT DUUUDE, YOU GOT YOUR 30 MINUTE LUNCH BREAK, YOU GOT YOUR SUBWAY SANDWHICH MEETING WITH SOME PERV YOU MET ON CRAIGSLIST AND BOOM, YOU GOT A PENIS IN YOUR ASSHOLE DUDE

"He forcefully penetrated me"

Really? That's it? I don't know guys, something seems a little 'off' there. I'm not buying it.

It happens more than you think. This one might be funnier. Guy was a pro-refugee politician got who raped by a refugee and felt guilty he was deported.

Holy fucking shit

Nordic "men" are cucks by default

Yeah dude that's a tough one. You don't want your wife to leave you, but on the other hand if you stand up for yourself it could hurt the bull's feelings. Good luck with whatever you choose - J. Norton

The sub’s logo with the sad little guy on one side and the girl with her black bull on the other really takes the cake.

it's honestly one of the most blatantly raciest things I have seen on reddit. That's including all the despicable thing this sub has dreamed up.

I see nothing hilarious here

I only see hilarious things here.

How can you not? I'm still finding more funny shit hours later.

$10,000 he still has an I’m with Her sticker on his Subaroo.

The dead know only one thing. It's better to be dead than this guy.

Delicious.

How exactly does that happen? Unless he bent over for the guy how would that happen?

This piece of fucking shit should kill himself.

Poor Opie.

Cuckolding is for truly pathetic people. If your wife wants to bang other men while you watch, then you should be able to bang other women while she watches. If she protests over the latter, and starts saying that the reason why she needs to bang other men while you watch is because PATRIARCHY? Then just fucking leave her because its not worth the time and headache. You'll never communicate properly.

She must really love him by going back to his rapist. What an envious and healthy relationship they have.

I'm happy he got a cock in the shitter.

Way to put your foot down.

Making the bull in the sub's logo a nigger seems a bit racially insensitive, no?

He was probably asking for it based on how he was dressed.

What a weak man holy fucking shit.

Has to be a fucking troll. No one could be that cucked.

Nah, they're out there.

Good for the bull. Cucks aren't human.

I believe Reddit stories I see

Through all of that, the "what have you" is the gayest part.

I thought the fact that he paid for all the coffees was pretty awful

"she will visit him one last time to tell him that it's over"

Is she you fucking pussy? No doubt she's going there to get brutally fucked by the man who raped her husband.

TLDR: Husband got raped by a dude his wife was fuckin'... hot stuff

Found Judd Apatow's Reddit account.

I guess Opie hasn't broken up with his wife yet.

Man. This is just sad. Not even sad in a funny way. This is like when Bobo got his hear ripped out. This guy is so stupid and weak that it's not even funny to watch this happen to him. Just uncomfortable, unmasculine shit through and through.

Guess you forgot to laugh.

What's that?

Yeah I'm sure you just lurk there for the laughs.

What do you guys think Mr. Norton should do?

Dunno man. Tough one. Cum.

metoo

Thank GOD I don't have this sick fetish. You can't satisfy it without imploding your relationships.
I'll stick to near suffocation under an Asian woman's ass like a normal person.

Ever find yourself soberly blacking out and losing time over thinking about eating a round Asian shitter?

housematethrowaway58, huh?

This guy is trolling the CuckoldCommunity sub. "Visiting him one last time this weekend to tell him never to contact us and not to lay a finger on me again", in the world of smart phones? C'mon dude...

Fags are hilarious!

This hilarious, I can’t wven imagine the kind of men who are actually cucks. I have a feeling they were guys who could never get a girl & when they finally found one, the let her walk all over them & eventually the degrading of him leads her to start fucking over men & making him watch. I’ve know of a lot of crazy relationships like the many Italian men who openly had mistresses that would sometimes be setup in a house or apartment in the same neighborhood. I even once helped my friend move this ladies furniture into a place & I asked him who she was & he told me in a matter of fact way it’s dads girlfriend. I currently have a friend who lives with two women & they are all in a relationship with one another & he’s basically the luckiest bastard in NYC because these chicks are model hot & he’s have insane threesomes every night. Those things make sense to me but this cuckold thing is just madness & makes no sense from the mans perspective.

Unintentionally?

The comments are actually hilarious with everyone rightfully ridiculing the guy for allowing this shit.

How can you have so much trouble getting your woman off that you need a second man? Buy a vibrator or something what the fuck

Porn has crippled men who feel inadequate sexually. 50 years ago your dumb housewife would only know about your 4 inch cock and be blissfully unaware.