I like metal too, but at some point you have to go "look I'm done talking about the Blaze Bayley era of Iron Maiden, can we talk about big fat Jewish tits for a while?"

I don't even care any more. Just any tits attached to someone without a pecker. It's asking too much, I know.

Without a pecker????What is this??The dark ages???

Relevant username lmao 🌈 8====D --;(x)

"Yeah? You like fucking my wife, what are you, 24?"

I like metal as well, but he needs to stop treating it like it's on the whole on par with Mozart or John Coltrane

Fuck you for making me remember the Blaze Days.

right now weather talk is killing him

he's hoping for metal talk. but Sam knows nothing about it...wrestling should be coming up

Florentine: "Fucking metal." Sam: "Yeah like Rob Zombie, you know?"

White Zombie is probably better than the faggy buttrock Metal Floerntine listens too tbh

Anything Zombie related is stupid.

The Devil's Rejects was pretty good.

White Zombie > Rob Zombie

His movies are hack ripoffs but usually good for a watch. Music I take more seriously and he is a complete joke as a musician. What's he up to 4 studio albums between both bands and about 6 greatest hits/remix releases?

You're not wrong.

Strippers love it for a reason.

It's kind of cool that Florentine is interviewing Flipper this morning.

can someone explain to me why he keeps bringing his stupid fucking kid to appearances? he was on Chips show, and then a week later I heard him on Bennington in my car

are babysitters that expensive in New York?

They are when you don’t have any money.

Would you trust your white child with a (((feminist))) in this political climate?

Your car huh?

You think you're better than me?

Yes

fite me irl faget

It's a sad case of "I think my kid is hilarious, watch how funny he is." Of ALL the fucking comics, Florentine starts pulling this. I saw him back in November, he did a 30 minute spot and was killing, the last 10 minutes was all "my kid is so funny" jokes and lost the whole room. NO ONE THINKS YOUR KIDS ARE FUNNY.

It's not that funny, nor that smart to bring your 6 year-old onto R-rated podcasts

He's just giving his wife's lawyer a good argument for sole custody.

I think it's a form of being a stage parent. He wants to prove that his comedic ability has been passed on to the next generation. Like the former baseball player who tells you that his son already throwing a curve ball at 3 years old or whatever.

He's not a terrible actor either. Nothing special, but much better than bug-eyes McAIDSicutty.

Yeah he was great on Louie.

I’m BeetleEyes McBlinknick and you left your script in my shoes! Sir, that’s not possible. It is possible and you did it! Now I’m reading lines and shivering for some reason and licking my lips because I think it makes me sincere! Owwwwww umm dubba dubba hoo doo now, ummm dubba dubba chubba wubba dibba dubba...

Yes, he can play a regular guy which opens up many more possibilities. Jimbo Norton can obviously not because he is not and is a bad actor.

You haven't been doing radio since you were 18 either, fuckface.

He put his dick in between Robin Quivers pendulous breasts

I can respect that.

"How how I invented tit fucking Robin how how"

It's hoo hoo you dumb fuck.

How, Hoo, whats the difference? You are still a fag.

An extra o and lack of a w are the difference. You must be one of them math and science all stars.

yessssssss

Florentine, Jay Mohr, and Breuer are good examples of guys who have serious personality flaws but are a) still capable of being funny, and b) are angels compared to the useless, polluted shitheads like O&A, Jim, and Sam.

Not that we shouldn't criticize them, but I like to keep this perspective in mind.

Breuer is dogshit tier horrible. Fawkin dad rock dvv dvv.

After his dad died an his wife went nuts, he really became terrible.

He used to be likeable.

Jay Mohr made me laugh more than almost anyone on air, but he was a joke thief and had to get his wife and the police involved when Dice was mean to him on the radio.

I could check.

"The Record?"

His prank calls are top notch

I've been binge listening to Terrorizing Telemarketers all week. That's his wheelhouse.

What are you twelve? I agree,except for the pecka part.

I just listened to him on Dom Irrera's podcast from last last month. Dom asks Jim if he knows who Kate Quigley is, and Jim mysteriously pretends to not know who she is. (Even though they'd been touring, on each other's podcasts, and quite obviously fucking for months)

Dom then proceeds to tell a story of when he got her to bring him out by going on stage in a bathing suit. Because that's what's really going to get her ahead, not talent or humor. At least she has that much self awareness.

[removed]

he's a good guy when he is not being a jersey metal head faggot from the 80s

Its not Florentines fault that he got a big laugh once with his what are you 5 schtick and Opie decided every appearance needed to consist with nothing but set ups for the same joke.

That was sam

It started way before sam was with Jim. It was 100% Opie who would just list anything and ask Florentine what he thought about it.

Opie Roberts, Opie Hughes, same fag, different age.

what are you 5?

I agree with this. He's was genuinely hilarious when he was telling those stories about the wrestling pedophile.

[deleted]

I find him to be genuinely like a urinal that I want to use.

His podcast was awesome until it became a 50 part series on facebook posts

He did a phoner on burning Bridges two weeks ago that was as good a phoner as I've heard. I was thinking the same thing, he gets a lot of hate but he's all those adjectives

Florentine is 10X better at doing radio than Norton.

And anything else aside from taking dick.

At least now he doesn't have Opie to remind him to mention how much he hates ketchup and craft beers.

Unfunny cop cuck

Yeah he was great on Louie.

I’m BeetleEyes McBlinknick and you left your script in my shoes! Sir, that’s not possible. It is possible and you did it! Now I’m reading lines and shivering for some reason and licking my lips because I think it makes me sincere! Owwwwww umm dubba dubba hoo doo now, ummm dubba dubba chubba wubba dibba dubba...

Yes, he can play a regular guy which opens up many more possibilities. Jimbo Norton can obviously not because he is not and is a bad actor.

It started way before sam was with Jim. It was 100% Opie who would just list anything and ask Florentine what he thought about it.

Opie Roberts, Opie Hughes, same fag, different age.