I'm Seeing Jim Tomorrow

0  2018-03-02 by anarchronism

What should I yell at him?

17 comments

“hey jim”

Ask him for restaurant tips in Oslo

Ask him about the Opie Big Brother thing

Alena?

Ask him why he continues to rely on homo/tranny shock humor and fails to evolve professionally and as a human being.

Ask him why hes so distant from his family, why hes a cunt of a friend.

Ask him why he fails to keep a relationship with women, and he doesnt just come out of the closet.

Ask him why he hasnt eaten a bullet yet.

"Nice joke, stupid!"

He loves that stuff.

Your mother died!

just keep singing, "louie, louie, louie" in a taunting tone

"Do you think the media are dishonest scumbags or nah?!"

Appeal to his interests; talk about the commonality of language and the anonymous scumbags online.

This sub needs to quit giving that queer money

Shuuuuuuut uuuuup

Let us know if he's wearing the maroon pants

Ask if his uber driver took the correct route from his hotel

Wear a Viking helmet and a huge codpiece

How about nothing? No one in that room paid to listen to you. Stick to reddit.

Oh literal pcro69

It's me, Micho Cocktoo.

Little tip for comedy clubs: Laugh out loud. If the comic looks at you nod and clap your hands a lot. If you get to meet him give him a warm handshake, and introduce him to your special little gal. Then go home, kill your gal, and blow your brains out.