A neck brace of fat.

When you go through a Sugar Ray phase in your late teens...

IIIIIIIIIII just wanna fryyyy. Can't put your arms around me baby, my armpits smell like gravy

Oof

I hate his carefully trimmed neck line

He's smugly showing it off like it looks good too

No he's not, it's the only way he could keep his neck from kicking the shit out of his chin.

He's not at all funny.

You’re retarded. He may come off douchey w/ the way he dresses but the guy is hilarious. LOS and The Bonfire are easily the funniest shows out there right now.

Hi big Jay

Both witty and original. And you’re critiquing other people’s comedic prowess?

I don't know you tell me Jay.

people forget that our beloved patrice said big jay was one of the best NY comics

Exactly. The only time he was on O&A(to my autistic knowledge) was when Patrice brought him in. It was the Up & Down game episode. Jay had some great lines. “The patient waiting is the best part”. Why he wasn’t on O&A more, when he was PERFECT for that show/environment is insane to me. He was part of the cellar crown for YEARS at that point. It’s said all the time that him and Norton have a beef. It’s a Quanspiracy.. spiracy.. spiracy.

and Big Jay hasn't updated his act since. Is he still telling the "dirty hotdog water" joke?

Do any of the fine patriots that slug around this sub post the Bonfire episodes?

Almost all of them are on YouTube now. Numbered for order.

Ty sir. Do we have a user on the sub who posts them daily like the trainwreck that is J&S?

Unfortunately no. And Christine is a mod at the Bonfire sub, so she shuts that shit down. Which is part of the problem with that sub.

Lol she moderates the sub? That seems crazy to me. I’m actually a SXM subscriber but their shitty rules making you double pay to listen in the car/phone/computer make me pirate the content

Same. I'm not sure how active she is now, but the damage is done from that mod team. Everyone just came back here so anything remotely critical was immediately removed.

I couldn’t stick around that sub. There’s too many people there who find Dave Smith funny.

Bingo

Will you two shut up and fuck each other already?

Would you like to be our 3rd? Malcom has a certain position in which he feels most comfortable

If it weren't for him there wouldn't be a LoS. Otherwise it would be Gomez with his own YKWD.

Everybody knows that Dreamy Dan Soder is the star of The Bonfire. Jay can be funny on the show, but he he can also derail/destroy it with incredibly uninteresting/repulsive conversation (sex/porno stuff, medical/toilet stuff), his terrible girlfriend, and his daughter.

I was listening to one recent episode where he literally read an airline menu, wondering what he was going to eat on his upcoming cross-country flight. He backed that up by talking about getting his eyebrows threaded.

Who would pose for a picture like this. Nice self awareness, stupid.

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What’s that guy supposed to be?

When you don't start drinking until you're a father in your late thirties and think Jagermiester shirts are cool

Triple (xl) H

Hulk Hoagie

The Nacho Man

"The Million Calorie Man" Ted DiAbetes

Grande the Giant

New Weight Order

Tss yeah he's wrestling with a eating disorder

XXL Pac

Owen Hart Condition

The face surface of the sledge hammer is completed rusted over. It hasn't been used for any work in years. The outer circle of the face is shiny where the fucking hammer has been dragged around. Mug can't even bother lifting the hammer off the ground to move it around...too heavy.

Big Pig Oinkerson.

Isn't he in his late 30s here?

When fat asses where jewelry it's like a neon sign flashing at people... "HEY LOOK AT ME, I DON'T HAVE SELF CONTROL!"

I know he's not a proud boy, but he looks like what they aspire to be.

When your dad thinks you're faggot so you try to rebel but only prove his point