I don’t know why you guys bother photoshopping his pics. He looks ugly enough on his own.

This isn't photoshopped.

Yes it is, dummy. They shrunk his forehead.

even when they arent edited, hes horrifying

Had Sam been born in the 1920's he would surely make his living touring the country as a member of a carnival freak show.

he would have been a character on american horror story

He would've been Jim Crow'd outta the nice part of town

It needs to be put down.

I can't argue with you.
Sam Roberts is an ugly guy who has sex with black guys.

His groceries are clearly photoshopped, no way Sam is eating fresh cuts of meat from a butcher.

That's his wife's dinner. Sam's dinosaur chicken nuggets are in the freezer.

He looks a real life render of those merchant memes.

Enhance.

Can you imagine what real men in his neighborhood were thinking when this grown-up baby-boy wearing sneakers with drunk clown hair moved in?

I honestly can't tell if his panda eyes are photoshopped or not.

Little faggot orders from trendy little services that ship lazy millennials cheap, thrown together products and market it as natural or organic or holistic or whatever faggots like Sam Roberts would be impressed by.

Looks like Mike Birbiglia

They make gourmet chicken fingers?

This is from his insta where he's legitimately shilling out meat, literally the one person who should not be a food sponsor.

You edited the photo to call him ugly. So is he good looking before the edit?

That's right everyone, I get my meat through the mail.

eruughhhh pathetic

That's his wife's dinner. Sam's dinosaur chicken nuggets are in the freezer.