I'd fuck her in the cunt, mouth and ass.

Where else dude keep going

Yea I'm about to shoot dude plzz

I'd fuck,her at St Patrick's Cathedral

Car trunk, morgue, graveyard.

At the Queens Motor Inn, awlroight.

The kitchen at F H Riley's

At the Paris Suites hotel in Corona off the LIE

Stuffing hay to keep it seasonal

I’d inexplicably wait until midnight to call her (almost as if I’m a retard who has no sense of time because I’m unemployed and honestly don’t realize that normal people have a job and are usually asleep then) and leave a rambling, stuttering, completely pointless voicemail that ends with a meek ^{i love you}

If you catch my drift

Edgy, dude !

I think that's more of a "going steady for 3 months" kind of move

Maybe watch a little Lost first?

so, essentially, you are Bobo.

I like to go ass first then straight to the mouth. I find it let's them know you mean business and generally improves the other person's breath.

Do you get a good rate at the Queens Motor Inn?

I'd fuck her in Elizabeth, New Jersey

A WAH WAH WAH!

She looks like Me. It's Prometheus but better

Soapy tit fuck please

why is she always covered up?

Probably another insecure boyfriend like Dave that doesn’t like her dressing provocatively around the Chippah.

She works in a male dominated field full of creeps and wants to minimize shit like this.

Is that why she wore a top that hugs them very tightly

What could she possibly wear, besides a burka or tent, that those luscious double D's wouldn't be on display?

those luscious double D's wouldn't be on display?

Start dressing like an unemployable, bit stomping, retarded former radio show host?

/r/biggerthanyouthought says otherwise. This bitch knows exactly what she's doing

That's a G or maybe a J cup.

Boobs are HUGE these days. The average cup size is "D" now.

Please, you know she is reading this right now and her panties are soaking wet.

The day that attention stops she's gonna be real dissappointed, though

That day is coming sooner than she thinks.

I fought the wall, but the wall won.

I know a girl who has ENORMOUS boobs. In all of her college pics, she's wearing shirts the size of a tent. I asked why she covered up all that goodness. She said she was "embarrassed because her boobs were so huge."

:(

If suckle on em until the Amy Schumers come home

Nice, but those better be kosher

And it looks like she's jacking someone off with her left hand while cupping balls with her right.

Big tits over the age of 27 might be moose noses

What’s a moose nose?

Old show with Patrice and I think Bill Burr. They were talking about the Flavor of Love TV show and I think it was Bill Burr said a girls tits look like moose noses.

I like that quality in a titty.

a boo

You are wrong. I heard Bill Burr on the radio the other day. He is a woke gentleman who would never engage in such objectification and body shaming.

I would do a number of activities with those.

Like checkers and ice skating and things of that nature?

Nice setta Palumbos

Please, Beefers.

With nice chewable braille-bumped pepperoni nips I'll bet.

This got me hard. You should write porn.

write porn

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

It's the future. Have you ever heard of described porn?

the stevie wonders

braille-bumped. Perfect.

There it is! That's the joke! Snowwwayyyy

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This is the "hot" girl that were all drooling over. She's the utter epitome of a butterface.

That bit with Bobo was 9 years ago.

And she was a butterface then, too.

Leave it alone

Agreed she’s not hot. Everyone needs to calm down and stop attributing beauty to a woman who is a 2 with big tits.

Thank you! I've listened to those clips for years and it still baffles me why they put this 5 on such a pedestal. But don't get me wrong, I'd still shoot some ropes on them fucking things.

Yea fine I’d jerk off on her titties too, but these people around here are so sex deprived they think everyone is hot. This lady on her best day is a 5.

I've met her a few times - she's a friend of a friend. Her personality, combined with her looks, makes her hot.

She looks like she's a shitty lay. Something sad and asexual about her.

Her face is busted

Women have faces?

I've never noticed.

Yeah she isn't the prettiest but for some reason there's just something about her in a good way. But there's no good pics though.

I figured it out with yetserday's Jewbie posts.. she's got the sexy Gina Gershon "fuck me" mouth even if her lips are withered cocoons.

Call me a fagool but I appreciate her dressing like a normal woman dresses. Most women in the O&A world dress and act like tarts and honestly, it gets exhausting after a while.

I know, I know, I’m gay.

HE'S GAY!

She kinda reminds me of Rachel Brosnahan, some of the best tits in Hollywood, too. Check out her topless scene in Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

http://videocelebs.net/rachel-brosnahan-nude-the-marvelous-mrs-maisel-s01e01-2017.html

like those big-n-heavies!

You just made my eye twitch

Christina is my dream mommy gf. I wanna nurse on those things.

She's a juhhh as The Opester put it.

Pretty sure she's an Italian Catholic.

Same thing.

That was opie trying to do Borat

I can only imagine all of you lumps getting turgid over your own comments about what you'd top to this blurry screen cap. Fucking go spank it in the bathroom, and come back to making muffins without washing your hands, Panera horndogs.

Sup Chapobro.

I'd fuck Bobo's ex

When you grab a womans breast, and you feel it, and it feels like a bag if sand

Where's rapistwithaids to go on an alpha male rant despite the fact that he is a homosexual from Australia?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH is /u/rapistwithaids really Australian?

His mental retardation and inferiority complex make SO much more sense now. Go kiss a brown snake, sweetie.

I can't imagine being so pathetic that I'd sit there, straight faced, and phonetically type "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" pretending to laugh hard at what particular English speaking country someone is from

Well, see, I wasn't straight-faced because I laughed out loud since I used to imagine you furiously typing all your pointless vitriol as a classic North American neckbeard. Typing your edgy contrarianism as you speak it aloud with a speech impediment tickled me greatly.

I also can't imagine being so pathetic that I take time to out of my way to point out someone else is being pathetic, thus being twice as pathetic as the intended target.

RapistWithAIDS • -13 points • submitted 5 days ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA this fucking emotional faggot subreddit is so fucking pathetic

That wasn't a response to someone's nation of origin

THE EVIDENCE IS OVERWHELMING DEFENDANT

HAHAHA you got owned.

If you need to tell someone they "got owned", they didn't

I didn't forget that I posted that, it was in my thoughts when I made my post in this thread. I wondered if people would use the post against me before I even posted my reply, but then I thought "No, most people here aren't that stupid"

You can’t be serious dude. Look at your groveling

why don't you look at this thread objectively rather than from the mindset that your enemy is always wrong, and realize that he didn't actually get owned.

I’m under the mindset that /u/rapistwithaids is always wrong.

You love Slipknot and KISS. You think using the names of serial killers in your flair is cool. Sometimes you post that you're gay, sometimes you don't.

YOU ARE THAT PATHETIC.

Do you love ICP too, faggot? They fit your shitty taste in music.

I like one or two ICP songs

Can't blame you, Miracles is a masterpiece

I like one or two ICP songs

U can tell those r fawkin heavy

so heavy only the devil could lift 'em

I don’t like her face, but who cares. Paper bag this bitch or shut off the lights and I’ll have fun for days.

Didn't Anthony throw her some geriatric dick?

I bet she gives unenthusiastic handjobs.

That's more than a mouthful.

Good god

Nice bubas

They were on fine display again tonight.

Where else dude keep going

Probably another insecure boyfriend like Dave that doesn’t like her dressing provocatively around the Chippah.

She works in a male dominated field full of creeps and wants to minimize shit like this.

I’d inexplicably wait until midnight to call her (almost as if I’m a retard who has no sense of time because I’m unemployed and honestly don’t realize that normal people have a job and are usually asleep then) and leave a rambling, stuttering, completely pointless voicemail that ends with a meek ^{i love you}

If you catch my drift

And she was a butterface then, too.

I like to go ass first then straight to the mouth. I find it let's them know you mean business and generally improves the other person's breath.

Do you get a good rate at the Queens Motor Inn?

I'd fuck her in Elizabeth, New Jersey

She looks like Me. It's Prometheus but better

I know a girl who has ENORMOUS boobs. In all of her college pics, she's wearing shirts the size of a tent. I asked why she covered up all that goodness. She said she was "embarrassed because her boobs were so huge."

:(