Fun fact: she drinks the blood of third world babies.

Stop, you're making me like her.

Medieval backwardist, incest-pit scum

Most under-40s think it's a silly idea, but we get to sell overpriced plastic flags to tourists & get drunk on her birthdays etc.

Pardon my language but she's a bit of an old biddy, innit?

Righto, old bean

Don't talk aboutJimmy like that.

Bigger question for the British... Is it true your dicks can get a yeast infection?

I believe the medical term is Ole’ pussy dick

the Queen is a jew

Nah, she’s a German, but her titties sure are.

She’s a unelected sponge

I think she's a cocksucking old cooze.

Does her cooter taste like tea?